Funny crow greeting card reads, "If at first you don't succeed..." on the front, and "It's only attempted murder" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for fans of birds, crows, ravens, true crime, and puns.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

A delightful blend of ripe pears and apples with a bit of cinnamon and redwood. Smells like fresh apple cider. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Fall seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Kaolin Clay

Make a bold statement with the "Bad Witch" Crystal Ball and Hand Enamel Lapel Pin. This fierce and stylish pin, crafted from enameled zinc alloy, is designed to catch the eye and enhance any outfit. Measuring approximately 1-1/8" tall, it features a beautifully enameled hand holding a crystal ball, adding a touch of mystique and charm to your look.

The butterfly clasp fastens securely at the back, ensuring lasting wearability. Whether you wear it on your shirt, backpack, or any accessory, this pin is perfect for showcasing your unique style and attitude. Elevate your ensemble with the enchanting "Bad Witch" Crystal Ball and Hand Enamel Lapel Pin, and let your inner witch shine.

There's something so optimistic about the phrase "we're expecting". Like it could be a baby, or it could be a velociraptor. Or, in this case, it could be the Antichrist. Whichever.

This card reads, "Please join us for a Baphy Shower" on the front, with an adorable black goat in a bassinet. The interior has spaces for you to fill in the pertinent event details. The interior left panel has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

For the horror-lit aficionado whose beach reads come with blood splatter and suspense…

The Based on the Novel by Stephen King Black Cotton Beach Bag is a chillingly cheeky nod to the master of modern horror and the vibes that follow you everywhere. Featuring bold white text that turns even the most relaxing beach day into a psychological thriller, this tote is perfect for those who sunbathe with side-eyes and plot twists.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built for weathering the sands of summer like a seasoned survivor. At approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it has plenty of space for sunscreen, paperback terrors, cursed items, and snacks with suspicious origins.

The high-contrast design stands out on dark fabric—making your literary loyalties obvious without needing to utter a single ominous line. Whether you're flipping pages on the pier or manifesting your own eerie aura, this tote says you’re not just beach-bound—you’re plot-ready.

Because some of us weren’t made for rom-coms.

Embrace your witchy side with a dash of humor with the "Basic Witch" Enamel Lapel Pin. This fun and stylish pin, featuring the phrase "Basic Witch" on a pointy witch hat, is perfect for those who proudly celebrate their love for fuzzy boots, cauldrons, and pumpkin spice. Made of durable metal with a glossy black enamel finish, this pin is designed to stand out.

Measuring approximately 1.5 inches, it’s the ideal accessory to showcase your personality. Whether you wear it on your shirt, backpack, or any accessory, the "Basic Witch" Enamel Lapel Pin is perfect for any witch who embraces their own personal basic charm.

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for twilight wanderers, bat enthusiasts, and anyone who likes their sun protection with a celestial twist.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum enchantment. The design features an embroidered pattern of alternating crescent moons and flying bats—an elegant nod to the night sky and the creatures that call it home.

Whether you're basking in moonlight or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.

Show off your love for bats with the "Bats are my Spirit Animal" Enamel Lapel Pin. This adorable pin features a cute cartoon bat sitting atop a book that says "Bats are my Spirit Animal," complete with charming leaf and bat details below. Crafted from durable metal and glossy black and purple enamel, this pin is built to last. Measuring approximately 1" tall, it fastens securely with a butterfly clasp, making it perfect for adorning clothes, jackets, hats, bags, or any accessory of your choice. A delightful addition for anyone who considers bats their true spirit animal!

Chauve-Souris D'Egypte [Bats of Egypt] (1809)
by Geoffrey St. Hilaire (French, 1772-1844)

The French campaign in Egypt and Syria was Napoleon's Bonaparte's invasion of Ottoman territories in the name of protecting French trade interests. An unusual aspect of the expedition was the inclusion of many scientists and scholars. 

This print is the first plate from the Histoire Naturelle volumes of the books containing the various animals, plants, and rocks that French scholars discovered during the Egyptian campaign. This plate depicts three species of bats: the Bare-Bellied Tomb Bat, the Hollow-Faced Bat, and the Common Pipistrelle Bat. 

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Chauve-Souris D'Egypte [Bats of Egypt] (1809)
by Étienne Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire (French, 1772-1844)

The French campaign in Egypt and Syria was Napoleon's Bonaparte's invasion of Ottoman territories in the name of protecting French trade interests. An unusual aspect of the expedition was the inclusion of many scientists and scholars. 

This print is the first plate from the Histoire Naturelle volumes of the books containing the various animals, plants, and rocks that French scholars discovered during the Egyptian campaign. This plate depicts three species of bats: the Bare-Bellied Tomb Bat, the Hollow-Faced Bat, and the Common Pipistrelle Bat. 

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for moon worshippers, bat lovers, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a touch of midnight magic.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum enchantment. The design features three flying bats circling a crescent moon—an ode to nocturnal elegance and gothic charm that’s perfect for sunlit strolls or twilight gatherings.

Whether you're chasing shadows or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking good as new in no time.

Embrace your uniqueness with the "Be Amazing" Ghost Enamel Lapel Pin. This charming pin features a group of friendly ghosts accompanied by the inspiring text, "You Don't Have to Be Perfect to be Amazing." Crafted from durable metal and glossy enamel, it ensures lasting quality. Measuring 1-1/8" tall, it secures firmly with a butterfly clasp, making it perfect for adorning clothes, hats, bags, jackets, or any accessory of your choice. A delightful reminder that being amazing is all about embracing who you are!

For the spellbound and sapphic who cast with flair and love without apology…

The Be Gay Do Witchcraft Moon Phase Black Cotton Beach Bag is a radiant rebellion wrapped in moonlight and magic. Featuring bold white text and an enchanting white moon phase design, this tote celebrates queer joy and mystical mischief—because identity is sacred, and so is your beach aesthetic.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built for salt-kissed rituals, sunny protests, and tarot readings by tidepool. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s roomy enough for sunscreen, crystals, spell books, iced tea, and righteous indignation.

The celestial white artwork casts a striking glow against the dark fabric, making your vibe unmistakable even from across the sand. Whether you’re hexing the heteronormative or dancing under the stars, this bag is your coven-approved companion.

Pride. Power. Potency. Pack it all.

Introducing our stylish cuff bracelet - the perfect addition to your jewelry collection. Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished with 18K Gold, Rose Gold, or Silver plating, this bracelet is not only elegant but also built to last. It will never fade, rust, tarnish, or corrode, ensuring you can enjoy it for years to come.

Our cuff bracelet is adjustable to fit most adult wrists, with a diameter of 2 inches, thickness of 0.25 inches, and circumference of 6 inches. You can be sure that it will fit comfortably and securely on your wrist, making it the perfect accessory for any occasion.

We care about our customers' health, which is why our cuff bracelets are hypoallergenic and made from nickel-free materials. You can wear them with confidence, knowing that you won't suffer from any irritation or discoloration due to daily use.

Upgrade your jewelry collection with our luxurious and durable cuff bracelet.

This bewitching bar will put you under its spell with an alluring blend of patchouli, cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, sandalwood, and cedarwood. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Sunflower Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Orange EO, Patchouli EO, Cinnamon EO, Clove EO, Nutmeg EO, Amyris EO, Muhuhu EO, Cedarwood EO, Frankincense EO, Gurjun Balsam EO, Indian Sandalwood EO, Copaiba Balsam EO, Hawaiian Sandalwood EO, Sandalwood Fruit Extract, Australian Sandalwood EO, Peru Balsam EO, Vetiver EO, Myrrh EO, Sage EO, Olibanum EO), Annatto Seed Powder, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Tin Oxide

Bellona Leading the Armies of the Emperor against the Turks (1600)
by Jan Muller (Dutch, 1571-1628)

The central, striding figure, Bellona (the Roman goddess of war), is said to be either the sister or the wife of Mars, god of war. The double-headed eagle of the Hapsburgs appears on the flag behind her. Born in Amsterdam, Jan Muller probably learned engraving from his father, Harman Muller, a printmaker and publisher. He traveled to Italy in the 1590s and presumably stopped in Prague along the way. There he made prints based on designs by artists employed at the Hapsburg court, including Bartholomeaus Spranger (1546–1611).

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Bellona Leading the Armies of the Emperor against the Turks (1600)
by Jan Muller (Dutch, 1571-1628)

The central, striding figure, Bellona (the Roman goddess of war), is said to be either the sister or the wife of Mars, god of war. The double-headed eagle of the Hapsburgs appears on the flag behind her. Born in Amsterdam, Jan Muller probably learned engraving from his father, Harman Muller, a printmaker and publisher. He traveled to Italy in the 1590s and presumably stopped in Prague along the way. There he made prints based on designs by artists employed at the Hapsburg court, including Bartholomeaus Spranger (1546–1611).

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

This fierce enameled zinc alloy lapel pin is your way to make a statement. This glittery enamel pin features a price tag shape and the text "Best Bi". A butterfly clasp fastens securely at the back, providing lasting wearability. Wear it on your shirt, backpack, or wherever!

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

Add a touch of nature and elegance to your home with this stunning throw pillow. This pillow features a high-quality photograph of a birch forest in winter, with crisp white sky and dark tree trunks creating a striking contrast. The image captures the beauty and majesty of the natural world in a black and white photo. This pillow is perfect for any nature inspired, minimalist, lodge, cabin, cottage, mid-century, or rustic decor.  

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Struggling to find the right card for your metalhead brethren on the day of their birth? 

This card reads "Infernal Hails Birthday Warrior" on the front. The interior text reads, "May You Survive The Festivities". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Bittersweet Feast is a feast for the senses, starting with luxurious notes of cocoa butter, organic chocolate, and cinnamon essential oil. A touch of earthy patchouli grounds the scent blend that will remind you of holiday sweets. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Organic
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Cocoa Butter, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Patchouli Essential Oil, Organic Chocolate, Cinnamon Essential Oil

Add some excitement and freshness to your vehicle or space with our Black Skull Air Freshener! This daring air freshener boasts a vanilla scent and features a unique black skull design. Crafted from durable cardboard and equipped with a handy string for effortless hanging, it's the perfect addition to any setting.

Not only is it a playful accessory, but it also has the power to uplift your mood. The soothing vanilla aroma and bold skull shape are sure to make a statement and reflect your fearless attitude. Don't pass up the chance to enhance your car or room with the Black Skull Air Freshener!

Approximate Size: 2.1"L x 0.04"W x 2.8"H

Blackest ov the Black has an exotic scent that captures the deep aromas of ancient forests and decadent spices. This scent is a unique blend of ginger, mandarin orange, and basil to create a fresh, stimulating aroma. Spice notes of nutmeg, incense, cedar and exotic woods give way to musk, amber and suede at the base. This bar also contains activated charcoal for additional cleansing power. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Activated Charcoal

Enliven your car or room with our Blessed Be Air Freshener! Shaped like a pentacle and crescent moon, and boasting the phrase "Blessed Be", this air freshener is both durable and convenient with its hanging string.

Embrace your unique style and uplift your mood with the cute and whimsical design. The vanilla scent will add a touch of soothing freshness. Don't miss out on the opportunity to enhance your space with the Blessed Be Air Freshener!

 Approximate Size: 2.8"L x 0.04"W x 2.8"H

Add a touch of elegance to your everyday cleansing ritual with our "Blood Moon" handmade vegan bar soap. Just like its namesake, this scent blend is not one you encounter every day! Fruity top notes of raspberry, pineapple, and nectarine give way to middle notes of green tea, white lily, sweet pea, and red clover. Bottom notes of ocean air and musk round out this complex and luxurious scent blend that is never boring. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Natural Dye, Chromium Oxide

A seductive scent blend of sweet clove and rich vanilla, this bar will invoke memories of smoke and dark nightclubs. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Fall seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• All-Natural
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Sunflower Oil), Vegetable Glycerin, Vanillin (Natural Origin), Clove Essential Oil