Add a touch of elegance to your everyday cleansing ritual with our "Blood Moon" handmade vegan bar soap. Just like its namesake, this scent blend is not one you encounter every day! Fruity top notes of raspberry, pineapple, and nectarine give way to middle notes of green tea, white lily, sweet pea, and red clover. Bottom notes of ocean air and musk round out this complex and luxurious scent blend that is never boring. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Natural Dye, Chromium Oxide

Bloody Kisses draws you into the hush after midnight — sweet clove curling through warm vanilla like smoke in a candlelit room. This richly scented bar evokes dark glamour and autumnal ritual, with a fragrance that lingers on the skin long after you step out of the bath.

Made with vegan ingredients, Bloody Kisses produces a dense, creamy lather that leaves skin feeling clean, soft, and indulged. Equally at home on face or body, it turns an ordinary shower into something a little more ceremonial. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Fall seasonal variety — sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• All-Natural
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Sunflower Oil), Vegetable Glycerin, Vanillin (Natural Origin), Clove Essential Oil

Our botanical chart dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who loves plants. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size and the perfect accessory for any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Fleur Fatale" dish towel, featuring a collection of toxic plants
• "Cactus Botanical" Chart dish towel, featuring a collection of cacti
• "Psychedelica Botanica" dish towel, featuring a collection of psychedelic plants

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

Burnt Year: For the patchouli lovers, this soap is pure enchantment. Burnt Year blends the bold zest of burnt orange with the grounding depth of patchouli and the warm embrace of cedarwood. The result is a scent that is tart and earthy, yet softened by a subtle sweetness, a fragrance that feels both timeless and unique. 

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

For the patchouli lovers, this bar is pure enchantment. Burnt Year blends the bold zest of burnt orange with the grounding depth of patchouli and the warm embrace of cedarwood. The result is a scent that is tart and earthy, yet softened by a subtle sweetness, a fragrance that feels both timeless and unique. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Orange Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Black Walnut Powder

This hand-crafted coffee soap is the perfect blend to get you going — or "pick you up" — in the morning. With fresh brewed coffee scent and creamy, nourishing goat's milk, this bar will leave your skin feeling soft and smooth. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Goat Milk
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Goat Milk, Fragrance

Step into a storybook bloomscape with Castle Gardens, a floral reverie wrapped in soft fizz and silky suds. Bright gardenia and lush plumeria lead the way, unfolding into a gentle bouquet of lilac, lily, and jasmine. Each bath becomes a quiet escape, where petals swirl and the air hums with calm. Skin is left smooth, moisturized, and lightly perfumed with the scent of serenity.

Each bomb averages 4.5 oz and is about 2.5" in diameter. 

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Arrowroot Powder, Sprinkles, Fragrance, Water, Sunflower Oil, Polysorbate 80, Red Lake 27, Blue Lake 1, Yellow Lake 5, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Iron Oxide, Tin Oxide,  Isopropyl Alcohol

This handmade bar soap's floral blend invokes a fabulous botanical garden in full bloom. Strong notes of lilac, gardenia, plumeria, lily and jasmine swirl throughout. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Ultramarines, Dye, Mica, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay

Cold Caress is a cooling, herbal-scented bar soap for hair, body and beard. This soothing formula is made with natural essential oils including rosemary, peppermint and menthol to invigorate the scalp. Rosemary and Peppermint are known to stimulate hair growth, so this bar is ideal for anyone suffering from thin, limp or greasy hair. The fresh scent will awaken your senses and add to your day.

This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Rosemary Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Menthol

Sometimes the consequences catch up with us, and all you can do is laugh. The "Consequences of My Actions" Enamel Lapel Pin is the perfect accessory for anyone with a healthy sense of self-awareness and a love of sarcastic humor.

Featuring the phrase "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" in a bold black-and-white design, this pin delivers a relatable dose of self-deprecating wit wherever you wear it. Crafted from durable alloy metal and finished with smooth enamel detailing, it's built to look great and last through all of life's questionable decisions.

The secure butterfly clasp makes it easy to attach to jackets, backpacks, hats, lanyards, tote bags, or pin boards, so you can proudly display your sense of humor at work, school, conventions, or everyday outings.

Features:

• Durable alloy metal construction
• Black and white enamel finish
• Features the text: "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"
• Secure butterfly clasp backing
• Easy to attach to clothing, hats, bags, lanyards, and more
• Perfect gift for friends, coworkers, students, and lovers of sarcastic humor

A funny reminder that every action has consequences... and sometimes they're worth turning into an accessory.

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

Cosmic Sea: delights the senses with a rich blend of raspberry, blackberry, and cranberry, uplifted by sweet vanilla and a hint of spice. Luxurious and vibrant, this formula creates a silky lather that cleanses gently while leaving skin refreshed and lightly scented.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Elevate your morning ritual with the Crystal Ball 11 oz Ceramic Mug. This glossy black ceramic mug features enchanting artwork depicting hands cradling a mystical crystal ball. Perfect for all types of witches' brews, it's a magical addition to your kitchenware.

Key Features:

• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish: Ensures a sleek, stylish look.

• ORCA Coating: Provides durability and a high-quality finish.

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Easy to clean and convenient for everyday use.

• Dimensions: 3.8" H x 3.8" W x 3.3" D

• Circumference: 10.3"

Embrace the mystical vibes with this captivating mug, designed to make every sip enchanting.

Dance with the Devil (1688)
Illustration from The Kingdom of Darkness
by Nathaniel Crouch (England, 1632–1725)

"Spied in the next field about noon a company of men and women dancing in a Ring, [...] it should seem they were Spirits in the shape of lusty Satyrs."

Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Dance with the Devil (1688)
Illustration from The Kingdom of Darkness
by Nathaniel Crouch (England, 1632-1725)

"Spied in the next field about noon a company of men and women dancing in a Ring, [...] it should seem they were Spirits in the shape of lusty Satyrs.”

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

This square polyester pillow features a mesmerizing print of silvery fronds of tropical plants set against a deep black background. The intricate design brings a touch of nature’s elegance into your home, creating a perfect blend of sophistication and whimsy.

Made from high-quality polyester, this pillow offers a soft and durable feel. Its design adds a touch of natural charm, making it a versatile addition to any couch, chair, or bed. Ideal for adding a stylish accent to your living room, bedroom, or office, the “Dark Foliage” throw pillow is also machine washable for hassle-free maintenance. Elevate your decor with this unique, nature-inspired design and let its dark, whimsical beauty captivate your senses. 

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Create a cozy and mysterious ambiance in your home with this throw pillow. This throw pillow features a dark forest themed pattern of flora and fauna found on the forest floor on a black background. The fabric is 100% polyester microfiber, which is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. It has a hidden zipper closure at the bottom that makes it easy to insert and remove the pillow insert, and gives it a seamless and elegant look.

This pillow is a perfect gift for anyone who loves nature, adventure, or just enjoys a relaxing and soothing atmosphere in their bedroom. It comes in various sizes to suit your space and can be ordered with or without the polyfill insert. Order yours today and enjoy the comfort and beauty of this dark forest themed throw pillow.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Transform your living space with this elegant throw pillow, featuring a captivating pattern of green and purple Monstera plant leaves on a black background. Made from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert, maintaining a seamless and sophisticated look.

Perfect for plant lovers and nature enthusiasts, this pillow adds a unique and soothing atmosphere to any room. Available in various sizes, you can choose to order it with or without the polyfill insert. Order yours today and bring the beauty of Monstera leaves into your home!

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for the emotionally unavailable, the delightfully deadpan, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a touch of existential humor.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum sarcasm. The phrase "DEAD INSIDE" is stitched boldly across the front—a perfectly passive-aggressive accessory for beach days, backyard gatherings, or simply existing in public.

Whether you're radiating apathy or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.

For the sleep-deprived siren who still manages to slay at the shore…

The Dead Tired Black Cotton Beach Bag is your perfect plus-one for beach days fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and vibes darker than your under-eye circles. With bold white text that calls out your exhausted excellence, it's ideal for anyone dragging themselves through summer like a stylish member of the undead.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built for sandy naps, ghosting responsibilities, and carrying more emotional baggage than snacks (but also snacks). Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it can comfortably hold your essentials—sunscreen, shades, cursed lip balm, and the existential dread you packed for fun.

The high-contrast design pops against the midnight fabric, making your mood obvious without saying a word. Whether you're crashing on a beach towel or doom-scrolling in the sun, this bag is your vibe: barely hanging on, but doing it fashionably.

Running on fumes, resting in peace.

Paperback Journal

Whether you’re taking notes, writing down your thoughts or just sketching ideas; do it in style with one of these beautiful paperback journals.

• Available in Two Sizes: Small - 5.75”x8” & Large - 7.25”x10”
• Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover
• 100 Leaves of Lined Paper (200 Pages to Write On)
• Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
• Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending

Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel

"Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel

"Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Make a bold statement with the "Do No Harm Take No Shit" Enamel Lapel Pin, showcasing your attitude and personality. This pin features a coiling black snake with glossy metal accents. Across the snake's body, the empowering message "Do No Harm Take No Shit" is displayed, conveying self-respect and strength.

Perfect for adorning your jacket, backpack, hat, or any accessory, this pin is ideal for snake lovers, fans of sarcasm, and anyone who believes in standing up for themselves. Measuring 1-1/2" high, this exquisite pin is crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, ensuring it remains vibrant and resilient. Show off your style and embrace empowerment with this striking enamel lapel pin.

This delightfully deadpan tote is perfect for the unbothered, the over-it, and anyone whose patience has officially left the building.

The Don't Pray for Me Tote Bag by Witchwood Bags features a bold white text design—because sometimes, you just have to let it go (with flair). Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is as practical as it is petty, perfect for errands, day trips, or carrying the emotional baggage you no longer care about.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for snacks, spellbooks, or the receipts you're no longer interested in showing. The high-contrast print pops against the black fabric, making your mood crystal clear without saying a word.

Whether you're off to the market or just done with everything, this bag is your new favorite form of passive-aggressive self-expression.

Discover the mystique of ancient scripts with our Elder Futhark Runes Square Throw Pillow. Featuring the oldest runic alphabets used by Germanic tribes, these symbols of power are believed to hold magical properties. The bold white runes against a black background create a striking visual contrast.

Perfect for man cave decor or as a gift for Viking enthusiasts, this pillow adds a sense of ancient wisdom and warrior spirit to any space. Whether you appreciate pagan symbols or the allure of Norse history, this throw pillow is a must-have. Let the ancient runes speak to the strength within you.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

For the delightfully eccentric, unapologetically odd, and proudly offbeat beachgoer…

The Embracing My Weirdness Bat Black Cotton Beach Bag is a love letter to the misfits, moonhowlers, and magnificent weirdos who know that normal is overrated. Featuring bold white text and a charming bat design, it pairs spooky-cute style with fearless self-expression.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built to carry sunscreen, snacks, bat plushies, glitter, and vibes that don't conform to any mold. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for beach essentials and the unexpected.

The high-contrast design makes your quirky banner pop against the dark fabric—because being different deserves a bold entrance. Whether you're picnicking under cloud cover or reading cryptid fanfic by the waves, this bag embraces your weirdness with style, sincerity, and a little bit of bite.

Let your freak flag fly.

This witchy essential is perfect for history buffs, Salem stans, and anyone who carries a little ancestral spite with their sunscreen.

The Established 1692 Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a large black cotton tote that nods to the infamous year of the Salem witch trials—bold, defiant, and steeped in dark legacy. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it's ready for beach days, book hauls, protest marches, or everyday errands with a side of historical sass.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of space for your essentials, whether you're packing spellbooks, snacks, or a grudge or two. The crisp white print stands out against the black fabric, making a statement that's both stylish and subversive.

Whether you're hexing the patriarchy or just heading to the shore, this bag carries the weight of history—with room to spare.