15oz Accent Mug

Add a little pop of color to your morning routine with this stylish 15oz accent mug. Made with a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction, this mug is sure to look sharp in your hands for years.

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish
• ORCA Coating
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
• 4.5"H x 4.5"W x 3.4"D
• 10.75" Circumference

Highly polished stainless steel spoons available in your choice of four finishes. Perfect for desserts, coffee, tea, sugar, or at the dinner table. Dishwasher safe. Approximately 6" long.

Our maple cutting boards are absolutely stunning. Hand-crafted from solid maple and laser engraved, these cutting boards will be the show-piece of your kitchen. They are also perfect gifts for any time of the year. Maple is a fantastic wood for cutting boards. It is very durable, and will last for years to come. One side of the cutting board is personalized for display and the other side is used for food preparation. Available in three sizes. Made in the USA.

• Small Size: 9" x 6"
• Medium Size: 11.5" x 8.75"
• Large Size: 13.75" x 9.75"

Our snarky birds dish towels are the perfect gift for fans of nature and dark humor alike. They're one size fits all and add a dash of sass to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"See You in Hell" Bird Dish Towel

"Everything Popular is Wrong" Bird Dish Towel

"See You in Hell" Dish Towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel

"There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel

"Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel

"Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel

"Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

"I refuse to rest in peace, I expect to haunt in retribution."

This ceramic mug is the ideal way to let your adversaries know you'll be coming for them even in the hereafter. If you expect to be the ghost with the most, this funny goth coffee mug is the perfect way to drink your morning coffee.

• 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

Embrace the darkness and drink your morning coffee from a mug that shows the world how you really feel. Let the "Live, Laugh, Love" crowd know what you think of their toxic positivity. Crafted from the finest quality ceramic materials and made here in the USA by skilled artisans, each of our Live Laugh Love mugs is sure to be a conversation starter and make a great addition to any existing collection.

• 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

Sacred geometry is the foundational forms, numbers, and patterns seen in nature. It is considered an ancient science that explores and explains the energy and patterns that create and unify all things while revealing hidden connections between nature and the universe.

Plate

10" dinner plate manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer that is:

• Microwave Safe
• Safe for use in Convection or Conventional Ovens
• Dishwasher-Safe (Commercial & Residential)
• BPA- Free
• Contains No Melamine or Formaldehyde
• 300°F < 60 Minutes
• 100% Manufactured in the U.S.A.

Plate

10" dinner plate manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer that is:

• Microwave Safe
• Safe for use in Convection or Conventional Ovens
• Dishwasher-Safe (Commercial & Residential)
• BPA- Free
• Contains No Melamine or Formaldehyde
• 300°F < 60 Minutes
• 100% Manufactured in the U.S.A.

Our maple cutting boards are absolutely stunning. Hand-crafted from solid maple and laser engraved, these cutting boards will be the show-piece of your kitchen. They are also perfect gifts for any time of the year. Maple is a fantastic wood for cutting boards. It is very durable, and will last for years to come. One side of the cutting board is personalized for display and the other side is used for food preparation. Available in three sizes. Made in the USA

• Small Size: 9" x 6"
• Medium Size: 11.5" x 8.75"
• Large Size: 13.75" x 9.75"

This slotted absinthe spoon is crafted from 304 stainless steel and is dishwasher safe. To use: place the absinthe spoon over a filled glass of absinthe and place a sugar cube on it. Slowly drip water over the sugar until it has dissolved. You should have four to six parts water per one part absinthe. Add ice before serving if desired. Size: 6.29 x 1.57 x 0.19 in.

"If you don't have time to collect your own Eye of Newt, store-bought is fine."

This adorable little witch spoon minder will hold on to your utensils while you brew up something delicious. Made of food-grade, BPA-free silicone, this gal isn't going to scream "I'm melting" when exposed to heat, steam, or the contents of a bubbling cauldron. If things get a little messy, send her on a trip through the dishwasher and she's good as new. 

Antique styling meets modern convenience with these beautiful ornate metal coasters. Made of zinc alloy and plated in luxurious bright gold or silver, these coasters will dazzle at your next holiday dinner, cocktail party, or family get-together. Food-safe finish means they can also be used as a snack or hors d'oeuvre plate. 

Round woven cotton linen placemats add beautiful texture and depth to any place setting. Natural cotton fiber prevents heat damage and spills from damaging your furniture. Beautiful printed patterns elevate the look of your tablescape. 15" diameter. Set of 4 per style. 

To clean, spray with water and dab with a soft cloth. Air dry. 

These detailed mandala coasters are made from eco-friendly, sustainable cork wood. Cork is a popular wood for coasters not only because of its durability and softness, but because of its ability to soak up condensation from cold drinks and spills from hot drinks while resisting staining. Cork wood is also fast-growing, so it is sustainable to harvest. These beautiful coasters are a great way to protect your tabletops and counters from heat and cold.