Brew a cup with a touch of the macabre. Our Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser is a delightfully spooky companion for your daily ritual, steeping your favorite loose‑leaf blends with ease and a hint of gothic charm.

Crafted from pure, food‑safe silicone, this eerie little skull is built to withstand temperatures from –40°F to 446°F (–40°C to 230°C), making it as durable as it is enchanting. Simply fill it with your preferred tea—green, black, herbal, or your own witchy concoction—drop it into your mug, and let the magic steep.

Compact and convenient at approximately 1.81 × 1.81 inches (4.6 × 4.6 cm), it’s the perfect size for single‑cup brewing and a fun conversation starter for any tea lover with a darker aesthetic.

Whether you’re settling in for a quiet afternoon or brewing something special for a friend, this skull‑shaped infuser brings a playful dose of the strange and beautiful to every cup.

When your hormones decide to reenact a demolition derby inside your body, Hormone Shitshow steps in with a botanical lineup designed for grounding, comfort, and calm. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs traditionally used to support balance and ease during hormonal chaos — whether it’s PMS, perimenopause, menopause, or just a random Tuesday where everything feels unhinged.

Ashwagandha and chasteberry anchor the blend with earthy depth, while black cohosh and red clover add a smooth, soothing richness. Chamomile and lavender help soften the edges of frazzled nerves, peppermint brings a refreshing lift, and licorice root adds natural sweetness and warmth. The result is a comforting, floral‑herbal cup that feels like someone finally found the “calm the hell down” switch.

This is your botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs and lighting emotional dumpsters on fire.

Your hormones are on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan’s tilt‑a‑whirl

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Let’s clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning “cowardly.” So no, we’re not actually calling sick people weak — we’re just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It’s hilarious. This blend makes the perfect “get well” gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration.

Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip — yes, the same herb that sends your kitty into orbit. Catnip is known for its calming qualities, so don’t be surprised if your feline friend tries to steal a sip. The flavor is smooth, herbal, and surprisingly cozy, making it a great companion for sniffles, sulking, or general sick‑day drama.

You’re sick, boo‑fucking‑hoo
Drink this comforting tea
Quit your bitchin’
P.S. sorry you don’t feel good

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic peppermint, organic ginger, hibiscus, organic rose hips, organic anise seed, organic yarrow flower, organic catnip leaf, organic thyme, organic marigold (calendula)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life feels like it’s coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you’ve got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It’s warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When your body is throwing a full‑scale tantrum, The Notorious V.A.G. steps in with softness, strength, and a whole lot of attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and relaxation, making it a go‑to for days when you’re crampy, sore, bloated, or just feeling like your uterus is plotting against you. It’s also a delicious choice any time you want something soothing, grounding, and naturally sweet.

This blend brings together hibiscus, rooibos, chamomile, rose hips, raspberry leaf, and licorice root, creating a smooth, floral, slightly tart cup that feels like a warm hug with a wink. Cramp bark adds an earthy depth, making this a favorite for post‑workout sips or anytime your body needs a little extra kindness.

Comforting, delicious, and unapologetically fierce — just like you.

Never apologize for being a powerful woman
Even when your uterus is in a full‑on rage
This tea helps you ride out the storm

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic rooibos, organic raspberry leaf, organic orange peel, organic cramp bark, organic hibiscus, organic chamomile, organic rose hips, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that turns every hot day into a party. Rad as Fuck is ModestMix’s all‑time favorite cold brew and iced tea blend — and for good reason. This caffeine‑free beauty brews into a gorgeous crimson red, tastes like a juicy summer dream, and somehow manages to be a hit with adults and kids. Parents especially love it because it’s flavorful, refreshing, and naturally sweet without any of the processed nonsense.

This blend gets its sweetness from real green stevia leaf — straight from the garden, not the over‑processed white powder mixed with fillers. Add in hibiscus, orange peel, ginger, and lemongrass, and you’ve got a vibrant, tangy, lightly sweet brew that’s damn near irresistible. It even makes incredible popsicles (add a splash of OJ and thank us later).

Bright, bold, refreshing as hell — this blend is summer in a cup.

Shine your light bright
Be bold. Be bright. Be badass
You are so fucking rad
You light up this world

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life gets grimy and your choices get… questionable, Filthy Mofo is here to help you reset with flavor and attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals chosen for their cleansing, grounding, and feel‑good qualities, creating a cup that’s smooth, earthy, and surprisingly refreshing. It’s delicious hot or iced, and perfect for days when you want to feel a little lighter and a lot less like a walking trash fire.

We’re all exposed to plenty of nasty stuff in the world — in the air, in our food, in the chaos of daily life. This blend is your tasty companion for those moments when you want to support your body, hydrate, and treat yourself to something that feels clean without being boring.

You filthy motherfucker
Ready to detox your bad decisions
Repent. Drink this tea
Also, eat a vegetable

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic dandelion leaf, organic nettle leaf, organic milk thistle seed, organic ginger, organic rose hips, organic strawberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that built the legend. Go The F*ck To Sleep is ModestMix’s flagship bestseller, boasting thousands of five‑star reviews across their sales channels. This soothing, caffeine‑free blend is packed with calming botanicals and crafted for those nights when your brain refuses to shut the hell up. It’s smooth, delicious, and beloved by customers who swear it’s become their nightly ritual.

Whether you’re winding down after a long day, trying to quiet the chaos in your head, or simply craving something warm and comforting before bed, this blend shows up ready to tuck you in with attitude and aromatics.

Seriously
Drink a cup of this relaxing‑as‑fuck tea
Shut down your shit and take some deep breaths
Boom, you’re sleeping

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic ginger, ashwagandha root, all-spice, chamomile, lavender, rose hips, fennel seed, licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When your body feels like it’s brewing its own personal storm, Thunder Cunt is the blend that shows up with unapologetic power. Built on a bold yerba mate base, this mix brings together a lineup of botanicals chosen for their grounding, comforting, and energizing qualities. It’s crafted for days when you feel crampy, cloudy, bloated, or just plain over it — the moments when you need something strong, steady, and a little bit wild.

Smooth, earthy, and deeply satisfying, this blend is your storm‑calming companion. Whether you’re riding out a rough cycle, a rough mood, or a rough day, Thunder C*nt is here to help you reclaim your fire.

Honor your wild strength
Your body is a fierce force
When cramps strike like lightning and
you’re feeling bloated, drained, and stormy
Thunder C*nt to the rescue

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic yerba mate, organic peppermint, organic raspberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic ginger, organic cramp bark, organic lemon balm (melissa), organic chasteberry (vitex), organic yarrow flower

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

If you love a dirty chai, get ready to meet its mischievous cousin. Dirty Earl takes classic Earl Grey and turns up the decadence by blending it with chicory, cacao, and dandelion. The result is a rich, velvety cup with the depth of coffee, the brightness of bergamot, and a whisper of vanilla that lingers like a secret.

Simple ingredients, wildly complex flavor. Smooth, dark, aromatic, and straight‑up irresistible. Whether you drink it hot, iced, or as your new morning ritual, Dirty Earl delivers a cup that feels indulgent without trying too hard. One sip and you’ll understand why this blend has a reputation.

Oh Earl, you dirty tease
What a sinfully smooth indulgence you are
Rolling shamelessly in cacao, vanilla,
exotic roots and tempting blooms
You’re irresistible — I need you in my cup

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic Earl Grey, Organic Chicory Root, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Calendula Flowers, Organic Blue Cornflowers, Organic Vanilla Essence

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Bright, bold, and naturally sweet, Juicy Ass is here to hype you up and treat you right. This refreshing blend combines green tea, hibiscus, and lemon for a vibrant cup that’s delicious hot or iced. Thanks to its naturally sweet profile, you can skip the sugar and still enjoy a full‑flavored, juicy brew.

This blend brings together ingredients that complement an active, energized lifestyle, making it a great companion for days when you want to feel a little lighter, a little brighter, or just a little more like the hot piece of magic you already are. Whether you’re chasing goals or simply craving something delicious, Juicy Ass shows up with sass and support.

Got extra junk in that trunk
Need a little “ass”ist
Drink this tea
Be nice to yourself
You’re hot AF just as you are

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Celebrate your greatness with a blend that refuses to be subtle about it. You’re Fucking Awesome is a vibrant yerba mate mix brightened with tangy hibiscus, lemongrass, a touch of mint, warm cinnamon, and a hint of natural sweetness. It’s refreshing, bold, and ridiculously good whether you drink it hot or iced.

This is the tea for days when you need a reminder of exactly who you are — someone magnetic, unstoppable, and entirely too fabulous to be doubted. Every sip is a little victory lap, a little pep talk, and a whole lot of delicious attitude.

Everyone wants to be you
If someone says you’re not awesome
Tell them to eat a bowl of dicks
You rock. Drink awesome tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic yerba mate, organic hibiscus, organic cinnamon, organic rose hips, organic orange peel, organic lemongrass, organic peppermint, organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that feels like coming home. Badass Babe is Jamah’s personal creation, crafted to capture everything she loves most in a cup of tea. Earthy, grounding, spicy, and sweet, this blend layers unexpected flavors that somehow fit together perfectly, creating a brew that’s comforting, complex, and absolutely unforgettable.

Customers rave that this is their favorite tea they’ve ever tasted, and it’s easy to see why. Every sip feels like a warm embrace, a deep breath, and a spark of confidence all at once. It’s the kind of tea that tastes like your perfect day — steady, bright, and beautifully balanced.

You have a sailor’s mouth and a heart of gold
You’re ambitious and passionate as hell
You lift everyone around you
You’re a badass babe

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic elderberries, organic sarsaparilla root, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic juniper berries, organic sage, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Wake up with intention, clarity, and a whole lot of attitude. Woke as Fuck is a bold black tea blend layered with bright mint and zesty lemon, creating a cup that’s as refreshing as it is commanding. To turn things up even further, ModestMix adds a powerhouse trio of botanicals — rosemary, ginkgo, and eleuthero root — for a flavor profile that’s herbaceous, invigorating, and ready to help you take on the day.

This is the blend for leaders, truth‑seekers, and anyone who walks into a room already knowing what’s up. Smooth, vibrant, and unapologetically strong, it’s crafted for mornings when you need your brain fully online and your spirit fully lit.

You know what’s up
You’re a leader with your fist held high
You know your truth
This tea fires you up

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic spearmint, organic lemon peel, organic rosemary

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For mornings when last night’s choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that’s refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It’s bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Step into your power with a blend that’s as bold as its name. Badass Mofo brings together the punchy depth of gunpowder green tea and the crisp, cooling bite of peppermint. Gunpowder green tea gets its name from the tightly rolled leaves that resemble tiny pellets, delivering a strong, smoky flavor that stands firm beside peppermint’s bright, refreshing lift.

The result is a simple yet flawless pairing that hits hard in all the right ways. It’s invigorating hot, unbelievably refreshing iced, and downright addictive with a squeeze of fresh lemon and a drizzle of honey. This is the blend for warriors, truth‑tellers, and anyone who refuses to shrink themselves.

You are bold with the heart of a lion
You quiet your ego and open your mind
A warrior for the people
You are one badass mofo

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic peppermint

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For those who believe chai should come with a little more punch, a little more spice, and a whole lot more attitude, Chai F*cking Harder lives up to its name. This bold blend starts with a base of yerba mate and black tea, creating a smooth, energizing foundation that’s anything but ordinary.

From there, ModestMix layers in all the classic chai spices you crave: cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, fennel, and licorice root. But they didn’t stop there. This blend also features the holy tulsi trinity — rama, vana, and krishna — adding depth, warmth, and a beautifully herbaceous edge that sets this chai apart from the rest.

The result is a cup that’s rich, spicy, and unapologetically bold. It’s chai that doesn’t just show up — it shows off.

You wanna chai me?
Yeah, you do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired up and win life.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic toasted yerba mate, organic holy tulsi trinity, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic cardamom, organic fennel seeds, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Start your morning ritual with a jolt of unapologetic energy. Wake the Fuck Up is a bold loose leaf blend crafted with robust Assam black tea and rich black elderberries, creating a deep, fruity, full‑bodied cup that refuses to let you drag your feet. The Assam is sourced from a women‑run farm in India, a detail we love as much as the flavor itself.

This blend is crafted for mornings when you need a little extra fire, a little extra focus, and a whole lot of attitude. Pair it with ModestMix’s “Go The Fuck To Sleep” at night for the full chaotic‑balanced‑witch experience.

This tea doesn’t whisper encouragement. It shouts it proudly.

Get your fine ass energized.
You’re a winner.
Drink this badass tea.
Kick life in the face.
High. Five.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic india black tea, organic black elderberries

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm.

This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you're drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate).

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "The stars don’t care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I" dish towel
• "Your horoscope says you’ll spill something and cry about it. Again." dish towel
• "The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Consult the spirits… or just sip your brew.

Start your day with a whisper from beyond. This glossy black ceramic mug features a classic talking spirit board design—complete with alphabet arc, yes/no corners, and a celestial border—bringing a touch of occult charm to your morning ritual. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something more mysterious, this mug invites you to commune with the unseen in style.

Crafted from durable ceramic and sized at 11 oz, it’s perfect for everyday use or moonlit gatherings. The bold white design pops against the black glaze, making it a striking addition to your altar, kitchen, or desk. A must-have for mystics, mediums, and lovers of the macabre.

Size: 11 oz capacity
Material: Glossy black ceramic
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe. Use with intention.

Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

Add a mystical flair to your space with this bewitching set of Kitchen Witch Apothecary Canisters. Each jar is beautifully labeled with Tricks, Spells, and Curses, making them perfect for storing herbs, crystals, or other magical ingredients. Crafted with a timeless apothecary aesthetic, these jars are a stunning addition to your altar, kitchen, or witchy decor. Whether you’re an experienced spellcaster or simply love the magic of witchy vibes, this set is perfect for keeping your curiosities and concoctions organized in style.

Let your imagination run wild and bring a little extra magic into your everyday life! This set of three jars includes stainless steel fastenings for added durability and charm.

The approximate dimensions of the jars are as follows:
• Tricks: 4.33" x 4.33" x 4.13" (11 cm x 11 cm x 10.5 cm), capacity 15.21 oz (430 g)
• Spells: 4.33" x 4.33" x 6.69" (11 cm x 11 cm x 17 cm), capacity 32.12 oz (910 g)
• Curses: 4.33" x 4.33" x 5.62" (11 cm x 11 cm x 14.3 cm), capacity 23.66 oz (670 g)

Step into the enchanting world of culinary magic with the spellbinding Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack. Crafted to inspire your inner potion master, this mystical rack comes with six uniquely labeled jars: Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic. Each jar invites a touch of whimsy and wonder to your kitchen, making it perfect for storing your favorite spices, herbs, or secret ingredients.

Whether you're brewing a magical stew or crafting a charming tea, this spice rack will be your trusted companion. A beautiful blend of functionality and enchantment, it’s an ideal addition for any modern witch or lover of all things magical.

The spice rack measures approximately 9.25" (23.5 cm) in height, 4.8" (12.2 cm) in width, and 5.9" (15 cm) in depth, making it a versatile and space-efficient addition to your kitchen.

Elevate your dining experience with the Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks. This stylish 18 oz bowl, made of food-safe ceramic, combines functionality with a touch of mystique. Measuring 5"D x 4"H, it is perfect for serving your favorite ramen, noodles, or soups. 

Available in striking Blue or pristine White, each bowl comes beautifully packaged in a gift box, making it an ideal present. The set includes a pair of wooden chopsticks, which nest perfectly in the bowl's rim for a seamless dining experience.

The "Evil Eye" or "Eye of Nazar" is a symbol believed to provide protection against negative energy and malevolent gazes. This ancient talisman is used in various cultures to ward off bad luck and bring good fortune, making it a meaningful and enchanting addition to your home. 

Add a hint of enchantment to your meals with this uniquely designed ramen bowl.

The perfect gift for your favorite Witch and Warlock! This unique and originally designed couple mug set will have witches and warlocks sipping potions and making magic with these divine mugs. The stylized heart-shaped handle adds beauty and hints at a little desire between the two who sip from them.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces each
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe
• Contents: Two 12 oz Mugs in a Gift Box

This exquisite couple mug set is a truly unique and perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or showing that special someone just how much you love them. Embrace the enchanting bond between witch and warlock with every magical sip!