Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm.

This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you're drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate).

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "The stars don’t care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I" dish towel
• "Your horoscope says you’ll spill something and cry about it. Again." dish towel
• "The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Consult the spirits… or just sip your brew.

Start your day with a whisper from beyond. This glossy black ceramic mug features a classic talking spirit board design—complete with alphabet arc, yes/no corners, and a celestial border—bringing a touch of occult charm to your morning ritual. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something more mysterious, this mug invites you to commune with the unseen in style.

Crafted from durable ceramic and sized at 11 oz, it’s perfect for everyday use or moonlit gatherings. The bold white design pops against the black glaze, making it a striking addition to your altar, kitchen, or desk. A must-have for mystics, mediums, and lovers of the macabre.

Size: 11 oz capacity
Material: Glossy black ceramic
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe. Use with intention.

Add a dash of charm to your kitchen rituals with this four-piece Ceramic Cats Measuring Cup Set. Each nesting cup is shaped like a sleek, stylized cat—alternating between glossy black with golden eyes and snowy white with icy blue gaze. Whether you’re baking midnight treats or brewing cozy potions, these ceramic companions bring precision and personality to every pour.

Crafted for cat lovers and culinary conjurers alike, the set includes four stackable measuring cups that tuck neatly into one another for easy storage. Their sculptural design makes them as display-worthy as they are functional—perfect for open shelving, gift-giving, or simply delighting in the everyday.

Includes: ¼ cup, ⅓ cup, ½ cup, and 1 cup sizes
High-quality glazed ceramic
Hand-wash recommended

Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

Add a mystical flair to your space with this bewitching set of Kitchen Witch Apothecary Canisters. Each jar is beautifully labeled with Tricks, Spells, and Curses, making them perfect for storing herbs, crystals, or other magical ingredients. Crafted with a timeless apothecary aesthetic, these jars are a stunning addition to your altar, kitchen, or witchy decor. Whether you’re an experienced spellcaster or simply love the magic of witchy vibes, this set is perfect for keeping your curiosities and concoctions organized in style.

Let your imagination run wild and bring a little extra magic into your everyday life! This set of three jars includes stainless steel fastenings for added durability and charm.

The approximate dimensions of the jars are as follows:
• Tricks: 4.33" x 4.33" x 4.13" (11 cm x 11 cm x 10.5 cm), capacity 15.21 oz (430 g)
• Spells: 4.33" x 4.33" x 6.69" (11 cm x 11 cm x 17 cm), capacity 32.12 oz (910 g)
• Curses: 4.33" x 4.33" x 5.62" (11 cm x 11 cm x 14.3 cm), capacity 23.66 oz (670 g)

Step into the enchanting world of culinary magic with the spellbinding Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack. Crafted to inspire your inner potion master, this mystical rack comes with six uniquely labeled jars: Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic. Each jar invites a touch of whimsy and wonder to your kitchen, making it perfect for storing your favorite spices, herbs, or secret ingredients.

Whether you're brewing a magical stew or crafting a charming tea, this spice rack will be your trusted companion. A beautiful blend of functionality and enchantment, it’s an ideal addition for any modern witch or lover of all things magical.

The spice rack measures approximately 9.25" (23.5 cm) in height, 4.8" (12.2 cm) in width, and 5.9" (15 cm) in depth, making it a versatile and space-efficient addition to your kitchen.

Discover the charming Meow Magic 13 oz Black Cat Collectors Mug, the ideal addition to your kitchen or gift collection. This delightful mug, shaped like a black cat complete with ears and hand-painted eyes, is crafted from high-quality, food-safe ceramic and features a high gloss glaze. Perfect for coffee, tea, or any hot beverage, it holds 13 oz (approximately 384 milliliters).

Measuring 6" wide (including handle) and 3.5" tall, this cute mug is both functional and adorable. Whether you're a cat lover or looking for the purr-fect gift for a friend, this unique ceramic mug will surely bring a smile to anyone's face.

The perfect gift for your favorite Witch and Warlock! This unique and originally designed couple mug set will have witches and warlocks sipping potions and making magic with these divine mugs. The stylized heart-shaped handle adds beauty and hints at a little desire between the two who sip from them.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces each
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe
• Contents: Two 12 oz Mugs in a Gift Box

This exquisite couple mug set is a truly unique and perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or showing that special someone just how much you love them. Embrace the enchanting bond between witch and warlock with every magical sip!

Every Witch deserves to fly and enjoy a magical tea mug! Let your cauldron bubble, sip your brew, and embrace the enchantment with this bewitching mug. Designed with a stylized heart-shaped handle, it draws inspiration from ancient cultures, symbolizing protection against ill-meaning spirits.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe

This unique double-sided mug features exclusive Alchemy Gothic artwork, perfect for any witchy tea or coffee enthusiast. Embrace your inner witch and let the magic flow with every sip!

Stir a little magic into every meal with this Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Crafted from fine bone china and finished in glossy black glaze, these miniature cauldrons bring a whimsical twist to your table—perfect for conjuring flavor with flair. Whether you're hosting a moonlit feast or brewing comfort food, each sprinkle feels like a spell cast in your own enchanted kitchen.

Designed for both beauty and practicality, these shakers are food safe, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe—making them as functional as they are fantastical. Their compact size and sculptural silhouette make them ideal for everyday use or display-worthy gifting.

Size: Approx. 2" W x 2.5" D x 2.75" H
Materials: Fine bone china
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe. 

Elevate your home bar experience with the Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle! Crafted from cold cast resin, this tap handle features the legendary eldritch creature, adding a touch of dark allure to every pour. When not in use, it proudly sits on its MDF display base, showcasing its sinister elegance. Designed to fit standard US faucets with a 3/8 thread ferrule, this unique piece measures approximately 3" x 3" x 7". Perfect for fans of Lovecraftian horror and connoisseurs of the extraordinary, this tap handle is both functional and a conversation starter. Cheers to the abyss!

Summon flavor from the abyss with this hauntingly detailed Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Cast in intricately sculpted resin, the Great Old One rises from the depths to cradle two clear glass shakers—bringing a touch of eldritch elegance to your table. Whether you're hosting a séance or just seasoning your soup, this set adds a whisper of cosmic dread to every meal.

Inspired by Lovecraftian lore and designed for devotees of the macabre, this functional art piece is perfect for kitchens, altars, or gift-giving to fellow cultists of the uncanny. The glass containers are removable for easy refilling, while Cthulhu’s tentacled grip ensures your spices remain ominously accessible.

Size: Approx. 7" x 4.25" x 5.75"
Materials: Resin base with glass shakers
Care: Hand-wash recommended. Do not awaken.

Add a flutter of gothic elegance to your table with this Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Crafted from high-quality ceramic and shaped like sleek black bats mid-flight, these shakers bring a playful yet mysterious energy to every meal. Their compact size fits comfortably in hand, while their sculptural wings and glossy finish make them a standout accent in any kitchen or dining space.

Perfect for bat lovers, nocturnal hosts, and those who prefer their seasoning served with a side of spooky, this set blends function with flair. Whether you're conjuring comfort food or hosting a moonlit dinner, these winged companions are ready to take flight.

Size: Approx. 3.5" x 1.96" x 2.36"
Materials: Glazed ceramic
Care: Hand-wash recommended. Not microwave safe.

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

Vacuum insulation is a big deal if you care about beverage temperature change. Double-wall construction means that hot liquids can remain hot up to 12 hours while colder choices can last a full 48 hours; that’s two whole days. Furthermore, these bottles are condensation-proof - no sweating or slipping. Built to fit standard vehicle cup holders, the stainless steel sides are both scratch and fade resistant.

Highlights:
• Spill-proof design
• Scratch and fade resistant
• BPA free

The 'Cat's Kitchen' utensil set is the purr-fect addition to any kitchen! Smooth, non-toxic and silicone surface allows for easy food preparation and serving. A durable and sturdy construction stands up to everyday use, and works effectively to protect your cookware. Create the catitude look with the full set. Each utensil features charming black cat handle design. 

Cook up some magic and enjoy the unique utensils yourself or give the best gift pawsible.

Width 14.00"x Height 8.00"x Depth 6.00"

Material: Silicone & Nylon

Safety and Care Information: Food Grade Safe, BPA Free, FDA Approved, Heat Resistant up to 446F. Dishwasher safe. Dry with a dry dish cloth.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

Serve your guests with a touch of horror with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. 

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. This platter is also a great gift for fans of horror literature, mythology, sci-fi, and fantasy. Unleash the power of Cthulhu in your kitchen. 

“ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!"

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Elevate your dining experience with our Flying Bat 10" Dinner Plate, perfect for adding a touch of gothic charm to your table setting. Available as a single plate, a set of two, or a set of four, this dinner plate is crafted from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer, ensuring both durability and style.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.

Add a spooky yet sophisticated touch to your dining collection with the Flying Bat 10" Dinner Plate. Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this plate combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Dive into the depths of the unknown with our Eldritch Abyss 10" Dinner Plate Set, featuring a mesmerizing image of Cthulhu and two beautiful mermaids in a traditional delftware art style. Available as a single plate, a set of two, or a set of four, this dinner plate set is crafted from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer, ensuring both durability and style.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.

Transform your dining experience with our Skull and Spire 10" Dinner Plate Set, featuring stunning artwork of a fantastical gothic castle surrounded by intricate filigree and skulls in a traditional delftware style. Available as a single plate, a set of two, or a set of four, this dinner plate set is crafted from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer, ensuring both durability and style.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.

Add a touch of eerie elegance to your Halloween festivities with our Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters. Crafted from premium materials, these visually striking coasters are not only stylish but also highly functional.

Made from non-slip and temperature-resistant material, these coasters protect your tabletop while securely holding your beverage in place. The generous 4.3" diameter size makes them compatible with a wide variety of drinkware.

Whether you're hosting a Halloween party or simply embracing the spirit of the season, our Spider Web Coasters are an essential addition to your tabletop decor.

Our botanical chart dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who loves plants. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size and the perfect accessory for any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Fleur Fatale" dish towel, featuring a collection of toxic plants
• "Cactus Botanical" Chart dish towel, featuring a collection of cacti
• "Psychedelica Botanica" dish towel, featuring a collection of psychedelic plants

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Why be the girl of his dreams when you can be the girl of his nightmares? Our Exquisite Nightmare kitchen towel set pairs feminine rage with a delicate floral aesthetic. It makes a great gift for the feminist in your life who is just a little bit terrifying.

This 3 pack features an big stunning floral print paired with our original quotes. They look great folded on display or laying flat. Each towel is hand printed using water-based inks that produce a durable vibrant finish.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Don’t be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child — mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension." Dish Towel

• "Normalize unleashing a malevolent poltergeist on men who won’t take “no” for an answer." Dish Towel

• "In a world where you can be anything, be the terror in the dark who brings nightmares to men who call their female colleagues “babe." Dish Towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Elevate your morning ritual with the Crystal Ball 11 oz Ceramic Mug. This glossy black ceramic mug features enchanting artwork depicting hands cradling a mystical crystal ball. Perfect for all types of witches' brews, it's a magical addition to your kitchenware.

Key Features:

• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish: Ensures a sleek, stylish look.

• ORCA Coating: Provides durability and a high-quality finish.

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Easy to clean and convenient for everyday use.

• Dimensions: 3.8" H x 3.8" W x 3.3" D

• Circumference: 10.3"

Embrace the mystical vibes with this captivating mug, designed to make every sip enchanting.

Embrace the beauty of the natural world with the Return to Nature 11 oz Ceramic Mug. This glossy black mug features enchanting artwork depicting a skull surrounded by flowers, ferns, and a moth. Perfect for your favorite beverages, it adds a touch of nature-inspired elegance to your drinkware collection.

Key Features:

• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish: Ensures a sleek, stylish look.

• ORCA Coating: Provides durability and a high-quality finish.

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Easy to clean and convenient for everyday use.

• Dimensions: 3.8" H x 3.8" W x 3.3" D

• Circumference: 10.3"

Celebrate the delicate balance between life and nature with this captivating mug, designed to make every sip a moment of reflection and appreciation.