Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel

"Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel

"Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Immerse yourself in the mystical world of sacred geometry with our Sacred Geometry 10" Dinner Plate Set. Featuring intricate artwork of classic sacred geometry symbols such as the Flower of Life, Pentacle, Vector Equilibrium, Tetractys, Seed of Life, and The Metatron Cube, these plates are perfect for adding a touch of ancient wisdom to your dining experience. Available as a single plate, a set of two, or a set of four, this dinner plate set is crafted from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer, ensuring both durability and style.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

About Sacred Geometry: Sacred geometry is the study of the foundational forms, numbers, and patterns seen in nature. It is considered an ancient science that explores and explains the energy and patterns that create and unify all things, revealing hidden connections between nature and the universe. These symbols are believed to hold deep spiritual significance and are often used in art, architecture, and meditation practices.

Key Features:

• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.

Add a touch of ancient wisdom and mystical beauty to your dining collection with the Sacred Geometry 10" Dinner Plate Set. Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this plate set combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Brighten up your dining experience with our Watercolor Floral 10" Dinner Plate Sets. Featuring a beautiful watercolor floral wreath design adorned with flowers, birds, and berries, these plates create a lovely place setting perfect for spring and summer dining, or even as a charming decoration. Available as a single plate, a set of two, or a set of four, this dinner plate set is crafted from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer, ensuring both durability and style.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:

• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.

Add a touch of natural beauty and elegance to your dining collection with the Watercolor Floral 10" Dinner Plate Set. Perfect for everyday use, special occasions, or as a decorative piece, this plate set combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

15oz Accent Mug

Add a little pop of color to your morning routine with this stylish 15oz accent mug. Made with a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction, this mug is sure to look sharp in your hands for years.

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish
• ORCA Coating
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
• 4.5"H x 4.5"W x 3.4"D
• 10.75" Circumference

Elevate your absinthe ritual with this exquisite slotted spoon, expertly crafted from durable 304 stainless steel for long-lasting quality. Designed for ease and elegance, this bartender utensil is dishwasher safe for simple cleanup.

How to use: Position the absinthe spoon atop a filled glass of absinthe and place a sugar cube on the spoon. Gradually drip water over the sugar until it dissolves completely, achieving a balanced mix of four to six parts water for every one part absinthe. For a refreshing twist, add ice to your glass before serving.

Absinthe, often called "The Green Fairy," has captivated imaginations for centuries with its emerald hue and enigmatic allure. Revered by 19th-century artists and writers as a muse for creativity, this iconic spirit was both celebrated and shrouded in controversy, adding to its mystique.

This absinthe spoon combines timeless utility with refined craftsmanship, making it a perfect addition to any cocktail enthusiast's collection. Dimensions: 6.29" x 1.57" x 0.19".

Add a touch of gothic charm to your table with the Skull Spoon Stainless Steel Dessert Spoon. Available in striking finishes—silver, gold, and black—these spoons make every indulgence a statement. Perfect for desserts, coffee, tea, or sugar, they combine dark elegance with practicality. Made from durable stainless steel, these spoons are built to last while maintaining their sleek, sophisticated appearance. Plus, they’re dishwasher safe, making cleanup effortless.

Measuring 6 inches (15.2 cm) in length, these compact yet eye-catching spoons are designed for both functionality and style. Whether you’re elevating your kitchenware or looking for a unique gothic gift, the Skull Spoon Stainless Steel Dessert Spoon is ideal for embracing your dark aesthetic while savoring every bite.