For the resilient, the rebellious, and the gloriously unkillable…

The Surviving Purely Out of Spite Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than just an accessory—it's a whole mood. With bold white text that tells the world exactly what fuels your lifeforce (hint: it's not kale smoothies), this unapologetic tote is built for beach days, battle cries, and begrudging self-care.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's as durable as your ability to power through nonsense. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's got plenty of room for sunblock, snacks, grudges, and maybe a cursed seashell or two.

The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric, turning your emotional survival strategy into art you can carry. Whether you're reclaiming your time on a sandy shore or manifesting petty victories by the pool, this bag isn't just surviving—it's thriving, theatrically.

Go ahead, pack your things—and your sass.

Enhance your space with our "Swan Rush and Iris" Throw Pillow, inspired by Walter Crane's iconic artwork. Featuring silhouetted swans against a stylized background of golden rushes and irises on a dark blue-green backdrop, this pillow captures the elegance and beauty of Crane's design.

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for those who appreciate classic art and sophisticated decor, this pillow brings a touch of timeless beauty into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Declare your duality with unapologetic edge. The "Swing Both Ways" lapel pin is a gleaming enameled zinc alloy sword, forged for those who walk both paths and carve their own. With its sleek blade and vibrant bi pride colors, this pin slices through silence and speaks volumes.

Fastened with a secure butterfly clasp, it’s built for battle—whether you wear it on your jacket, backpack, or armor of choice. Sharp, symbolic, and ready to slay.

Introducing "Sworn to the Dark," the latest star in our fragrance-free soap collection. This bar soap is crafted with the purest natural ingredients, free from any added colorants or fragrance. This bar, with its special formulation, harnesses the purifying power of activated charcoal to offer a gentle yet effective cleansing experience. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Vegan
• Unscented / No Added Colorants
• All Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Activated Charcoal

"The Ancient Ones" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap exudes an air of timeless sophistication and intrigue. Crafted with a unique blend of salt and clay, this soap offers a luxurious cleanse while its complex fragrance unfolds layers of pineapple, juniper berries, lavender, neroli, coriander, and ginger. Hints of violet, cactus, sage, bergamot, and cardamom are seamlessly woven with deep notes of sandalwood, amber, musk, vetiver, cedar, mahogany, and pepper. The result is a scent that is mysterious, refined, and subtly masculine—an ode to elegance for all skin types. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Salt, Chromium Oxide, Ultramarines

"The Changeling Prince" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the transformative magic of late summer evenings, where warmth merges with the whispers of the woods. Its invigorating blend of lemongrass and orange sweeps your senses through sunlit fields, while notes of sweet petitgrain, cedar, and sage drift on the breeze, as if carried by a mysterious and ever-shifting presence. This vegan soap brings an earthy sophistication to your skincare, offering a cleansing experience as enchanting as its name. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemongrass Essential Oil, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Orange Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Rosehip Powder

"The Decaying Light" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap embodies the quiet allure of fading warmth and shadows. Its unique blend of eucalyptus, lavender, and fir needle creates a fresh, herbaceous beginning, balanced by the sweet and spicy depths of clove and cinnamon. Enhanced with poppy seeds for gentle exfoliation and spirulina for its natural hue, this vegan soap offers a sensory experience that is as invigorating as it is mysterious. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Essential Oil, Fir Needle Essential Oil, Clove Essential, Cinnamon Essential Oil), Poppy Seeds, Spirulina Powder

Step into the quiet glow of sun-washed stone with The Desert Lair, a warm and grounding bar inspired by the stillness of desert air. Woods, citrus, and spice create a balanced, earthy fragrance that feels bright at the top, softly spiced in the middle, and anchored by deep, rugged warmth. Swirls of yellow, sage green, and desert tan echo the scent's natural harmony, giving the bar a sunlit, windswept look that feels both wild and refined.

Made with vegan ingredients, The Desert Lair creates a creamy, soothing lather that leaves skin feeling clean, soft, and centered. Perfect for both face and body, it brings a touch of desert calm to your daily routine, offering a small moment of golden stillness every time you step into the bath. Approximately 5 oz.

Highlights:

• Sustainably‑Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Grapeseed Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Iron Oxides, Turmeric, Green Chromium Oxide

"The Great Sleep" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap is the perfect companion for unwinding after a long day. Its soothing blend of vanilla, lavender, and chamomile creates a gentle, calming aroma that eases you into relaxation. Ground chamomile flowers and vanilla bean specks add a touch of delicate exfoliation, making this soap an ideal addition to your bedtime routine. Let its comforting scent lull you into a serene state of bliss as you prepare for a peaceful night’s rest. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Lavender Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Vanilla Bean Powder, Chamomile Powder

Something wicked this way comes — and it arrives in an envelope. This cauldron-themed card stirs up the dark magic of Halloween past with Victorian flair.

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Bright and uplifting, The Hoptimist captures the refreshing essence of a hoppy citrus blend reminiscent of a summer shandy. Crafted with all‑natural fragrance oils, it delivers a crisp, zesty aroma that feels both invigorating and cheerful. Finely ground oats are swirled throughout the bar, offering gentle exfoliation while soothing and calming the skin. A vibrant, long‑lasting soap that turns your daily cleanse into a moment of pure refreshment. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Beer, Orange Essential Oil, Oatmeal

Let your significant other know how you feel with this funny gothic romance greeting card. 

This card reads "The Horrors Persist" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a heart-shaped spider web, and the text below reads, "But So Do We". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Witches, wonder, and a touch of old-world enchantment — this card captures Halloween at its most magical, straight from the golden age of Victorian illustration.

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Start your day with the soothing freshness of The Morning Calm. Crafted with rosemary, lavender, and a blend of essential oils, this versatile bar delivers a clean, invigorating fragrance that appeals to both men and women. Designed for all-around use, it works beautifully on hair, body, beard, and even as a shaving soap, producing a rich lather that rinses away easily. Gentle, plant-based ingredients leave skin soft, refreshed, and nourished, making this the perfect everyday soap for a calm, confident start. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• All-Natural
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Rosemary Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Rosemary Powder

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

The Nectar: A bold and irresistible fragrance, The Nectar opens with a very forward cherry note—sweet, juicy, and unmistakably vibrant. This richness is grounded by warm nutty almond and brightened with a refreshing hint of aloe, creating a scent that is lush, mouthwatering, and beautifully balanced. It’s a radiant blend that feels both indulgent and uplifting, wrapping your senses in a sweet, sunlit embrace.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

A radiant burst of sweetness, lush and vividly alive. The Nectar opens with a bold, unmistakable cherry note—juicy, rich, and irresistibly vibrant—capturing the feeling of sun-ripened fruit at its peak. This indulgent brightness is gently grounded by the warm, nutty depth of almond, creating a smooth and harmonious balance. The result is a beautifully composed fragrance that feels both decadent and uplifting, settling into a glowing sweetness that lingers close to the skin. Soft yet expressive, it evokes warmth, abundance, and a quiet kind of joy—like a golden moment suspended in light.

Hand‑blended as a smooth, concentrated perfume oil, this roll‑on is designed for long‑lasting wear without overwhelming the senses. Apply to pulse points for a fragrance that lingers close, creating a darker, richer, more atmospheric aura wherever you go.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perfumer’s Alcohol, Natural Fragrance Oil, Distilled Water

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes and face.

Experience the powerful aromas of sweet cherry and nutty almond—now improved with a touch of cherry blossom. Made with gentle ingredients that clean without drying or damaging your skin or hair, this bar is perfect for all skin types, including sensitive skin. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Aloe Vera

Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm.

This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you're drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate).

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "The stars don't care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I" dish towel
• "Your horoscope says you'll spill something and cry about it. Again." dish towel
• "The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Add some romance and freshness to your vehicle or space with our Til Death Tattoo Air Freshener! This charming air freshener boasts a juicy strawberry scent and features a unique retro tattoo design. Crafted from eco-friendly cardboard and equipped with a handy string for effortless hanging, it's the perfect addition to any setting.

Not only is it a lovely accessory, but it also has the power to express your love. The sweet strawberry aroma and the "Til Death Do Us Part" motto are sure to show your commitment and passion. Don't miss the opportunity to enhance your room with or vehicle with the Til Death Tattoo  Air Freshener!

 Approximate Size: 2.8"L x 0.04"W x 2.8"H

A gentle reminder in glossy enamel: your time is now.

Shaped like a classic hourglass, this lapel pin carries the phrase “Time of Your Life” across its center—an everyday mantra to live deliberately, one moment at a time. Crafted in durable metal and finished with sleek enamel detailing, it’s a wearable nudge toward presence, intention, and unapologetic joy.

• Hourglass silhouette with black lettering
• High-contrast enamel finish
• Secure butterfly clutch backing
• Approximately ¾ inch tall (about 19 mm)

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or wherever you need a reminder that time isn’t just passing—it’s yours to claim.

Let your friend, family member, or significant other know you're in their corner with this novelty greeting card.

This card reads "To-Do List" on the front with a checklist of essential tasks below. The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Make a bold statement with the "Trans Rights or I Bites" Pride T-Rex Enamel Lapel Pin. This fierce and beautifully detailed pin is crafted from enameled zinc alloy, showcasing a roaring T-Rex with a banner that proudly reads "Trans Rights or I Bites". Measuring 1-3/4" wide, this pin is designed to stand out and make an impact.

Designed for lasting wearability, this pin features dual butterfly clasps that secure it firmly to your shirt, backpack, or any accessory. Show your support for trans rights in a unique and powerful way with this standout enamel lapel pin.

Immerse yourself in ancient symbolism with our “Tree of Life” Throw Pillow. Featuring a radiant gold illustration of the Tree of Life encircled by moon phases on a rich black background, this pillow blends the cosmic and the earthly. Perfect for witchy and dark boho decor, it adds sophistication and depth to any space, inviting contemplation and conversation. Add it to your home and let it be a daily reminder of the universe’s beauty and complexity.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Add some magic and freshness to your vehicle or space with our Triquetra Air Freshener! This enchanting air freshener boasts a vanilla scent and features a classic triquetra design. Crafted from eco-friendly cardboard and equipped with a handy string for effortless hanging, it's the perfect addition to any setting.

Not only is it a beautiful accessory, but it also has the power to inspire you. The soothing vanilla aroma and the triquetra symbol are sure to spark your creativity and intuition. Don't miss the opportunity to enhance your room with or vehicle with the Triquetra Air Freshener!

 Approximate Size: 2.95"L x 0.04"W x 2.95"H

A breath of green before the frost. Under Grass & Clover carries the fresh, sun-warmed scent of green clover, a fragrance that feels clean, earthy, and quietly uplifting. Its two-toned combo of rich green and golden yellow dissolves into a soft, moisturizing soak that leaves skin smooth and lightly perfumed. This is a bath for those who linger in the last warmth of the season, where fields fade and memory lingers

Each bomb averages 4.5 oz and is about 2.5" in diameter. 

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Arrowroot Powder, Fragrance, Water, Sunflower Oil, Polysorbate 80, Yellow Lake 5, Blue Lake 1, Isopropyl Alcohol