Let’s clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning “cowardly.” So no, we’re not actually calling sick people weak — we’re just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It’s hilarious. This blend makes the perfect “get well” gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration.
Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip — yes, the same herb that sends your kitty into orbit. Catnip is known for its calming qualities, so don’t be surprised if your feline friend tries to steal a sip. The flavor is smooth, herbal, and surprisingly cozy, making it a great companion for sniffles, sulking, or general sick‑day drama.
You’re sick, boo‑fucking‑hoo
Drink this comforting tea
Quit your bitchin’
P.S. sorry you don’t feel good
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Organic ingredients
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic peppermint, organic ginger, hibiscus, organic rose hips, organic anise seed, organic yarrow flower, organic catnip leaf, organic thyme, organic marigold (calendula)
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.