"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Black Cotton Beach Bag
For the resilient, the rebellious, and the gloriously unkillable…
The Surviving Purely Out of Spite Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than just an accessory—it’s a whole mood. With bold white text that tells the world exactly what fuels your lifeforce (hint: it's not kale smoothies), this unapologetic tote is built for beach days, battle cries, and begrudging self-care.
Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's as durable as your ability to power through nonsense. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s got plenty of room for sunblock, snacks, grudges, and maybe a cursed seashell or two.
The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric, turning your emotional survival strategy into art you can carry. Whether you’re reclaiming your time on a sandy shore or manifesting petty victories by the pool, this bag isn’t just surviving—it’s thriving, theatrically.
Go ahead, pack your things—and your sass.