Not all gardens are peaceful, and Baneful Botany Crew Socks prove that beauty can be downright dangerous. Adorned with history’s most infamous perilous petals, this design pays homage to the deadly allure of toxic flora—without the unfortunate side effects of hallucinations or worse.
Whether you’re drawn to their magical, mythical properties or simply enjoy the thrill of knowing your socks could technically kill someone (if, you know, they weren’t socks), this is the safest way to indulge in nature’s dark side. Crafted from a breathable blend of combed cotton, nylon, and spandex, they offer durability, stretch, and comfort—no poison immunity required.
Slip them on, take a walk through the garden of danger, and revel in your botanical superiority over your neighbor’s standard-issue roses. Sure, their flowers may be gothic, but yours could literally end a story.