When life decides to go full circus mode, Hormone Shitshow is the tea you reach for because it tastes like the botanical equivalent of muting the group chat. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs with earthy, floral, and gently chaotic vibes, perfect for moments when you want a cup that feels grounding, cozy, and just a little dramatic.
Ashwagandha and chasteberry set the stage with deep, earthy notes, while black cohosh and red clover smooth things out with mellow richness. Chamomile and lavender add soft floral charm, peppermint brings a refreshing snap, and licorice root ties it all together with natural sweetness and warmth.
Comforting, aromatic, and ideal for days when everything is loud, weird, or slightly on fire — and you just want something that tastes like calm with a side of attitude.
When your body is on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan's tilt‑a‑whirl
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeine Free
- Organic ingredients
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender
Important Note
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