[In Billy Mays Voice] Perform ONE easy Sabbath Ritual SOCKrifice and get this LIMITED EDITION PATCH for (almost) FREE!
The Dance ov the Sabbath Sock and Patch Gift Pack is your official invitation to the most exclusive (and slightly hazardous) woodland gathering. Why do witches hold their Sabbath deep in the forest? Tradition, of course—but also privacy, firewood, and the unfortunate tendency of nosy inquisitors to trip on tree roots or get eaten by bears.
The socks: Featuring the arcane perfection of Baphomet, this design illuminates the balance between wisdom and mystery. Inspired by Emile Bayard’s La Danse du Sabbat illustration for History of Magic, the Supernatural World and Fate (1870), they embody the essence of occult gatherings and timeless witchcraft. Sadly, we don’t have historical records proving an uptick in 19th-century camping gear sales, but we choose to believe.
The patch: Part Inferno, part death metal, all metal. Nothing completes a battle vest like a 4.375" tall x 2" wide Sabbatic Goat figure rendered in glorious detail. Whether ironed on or sewn with ritualistic precision, this patch is here for a limited time before disappearing into the next witches’ gathering.
Get yours before the spirits take it for themselves!