When the warm, fiery hues of Question Hound’s iconic meltdown feel a little too cheerful, the Noir Edition steps in to match the darkness in your cynical heart. Rendered in grayscale gloom, these officially licensed socks from KC Green offer a more accurate depiction of your internal monologue: smoldering, stylish, and deeply unbothered by the chaos. Is it ever fine, really? Is it?
Perfect for pairing with black boots, bleak outlooks, and your favorite coping mechanisms.
Sock Specs
- Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
- Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
- Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
- Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
- Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
- Weight: 40 grams per sock
- Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
- Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot
Because sometimes the flames are metaphorical. And sometimes they’re not.