For the spellcasters, change-makers, and beautifully rebellious beach witches…

The Hex the Patriarchy Pentacle Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than an accessory—it’s a magical manifesto. Adorned with bold white text and a striking pentacle design, this tote channels sacred sass and witchy resistance in equal measure.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built to endure saltwater rituals, moonlit protests, and impromptu tarot readings by the shoreline. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it holds all your essentials—sunblock, crystals, spellbooks, snacks—with room to spare for the hex you’ve been saving for a rainy day.

The high-contrast print serves as a beacon of empowered energy, boldly declaring your allegiance to equality, enchantment, and excellent beach fashion. Whether you’re stirring change in your cauldron or sipping iced coffee with revolutionary flair, this bag’s got your vibe: fierce, magical, and unapologetically defiant.

Carry your cause. Cast your spells. Curse with style.

For the beautifully wicked who’ve run out of patience and decided to romanticize revenge…

The Entering My Villain Era Black Cotton Beach Bag is your ultimate sidekick for dramatic exits, beachside scheming, and sipping iced coffee with sinister flair. Featuring bold white text that makes your moral pivot crystal clear, it’s perfect for sunbathing while plotting world domination—or just cutting toxic ties in style.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag endures salt, sand, and spite with equal grace. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for sunscreen, shades, secrets, and a backup plan that screams main character energy.

The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric like your new persona popping into reality. Whether you're flipping the script at the shoreline or just reveling in your unapologetic glow-up, this tote says it loud: you’re done playing nice.

Time to be the plot twist.

For the sleep-deprived siren who still manages to slay at the shore…

The Dead Tired Black Cotton Beach Bag is your perfect plus-one for beach days fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and vibes darker than your under-eye circles. With bold white text that calls out your exhausted excellence, it’s ideal for anyone dragging themselves through summer like a stylish member of the undead.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built for sandy naps, ghosting responsibilities, and carrying more emotional baggage than snacks (but also snacks). Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it can comfortably hold your essentials—sunscreen, shades, cursed lip balm, and the existential dread you packed for fun.

The high-contrast design pops against the midnight fabric, making your mood obvious without saying a word. Whether you're crashing on a beach towel or doom-scrolling in the sun, this bag is your vibe: barely hanging on, but doing it fashionably.

Running on fumes, resting in peace.

For the horror-lit aficionado whose beach reads come with blood splatter and suspense…

The Based on the Novel by Stephen King Black Cotton Beach Bag is a chillingly cheeky nod to the master of modern horror and the vibes that follow you everywhere. Featuring bold white text that turns even the most relaxing beach day into a psychological thriller, this tote is perfect for those who sunbathe with side-eyes and plot twists.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built for weathering the sands of summer like a seasoned survivor. At approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it has plenty of space for sunscreen, paperback terrors, cursed items, and snacks with suspicious origins.

The high-contrast design stands out on dark fabric—making your literary loyalties obvious without needing to utter a single ominous line. Whether you're flipping pages on the pier or manifesting your own eerie aura, this tote says you’re not just beach-bound—you’re plot-ready.

Because some of us weren’t made for rom-coms.

For the fashionably infernal who wake up and choose chaos—maybe...

The Possibly Today Satan Black Cotton Beach Bag is a mood, a warning, and a vibe all in one. Featuring jet-black text paired with a devilishly red goat head design, it’s perfect for the beach witch who’s just barely resisting the urge to hex everything in sight.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s made for blazing hot days and equally fiery attitudes. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), this roomy tote holds sunscreen, shades, salty snacks, and maybe a cursed trinket or two.

The red-and-black combo practically sizzles against the dark background, turning heads and warding off unwanted vibes with one glance. Whether you're lounging near water or stirring trouble in style, this bag tells it how it is: today might be the day—and you're dressed for it.

Sinister. Stylish. Slightly sarcastic.

For the spellbound and sapphic who cast with flair and love without apology…

The Be Gay Do Witchcraft Moon Phase Black Cotton Beach Bag is a radiant rebellion wrapped in moonlight and magic. Featuring bold white text and an enchanting white moon phase design, this tote celebrates queer joy and mystical mischief—because identity is sacred, and so is your beach aesthetic.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built for salt-kissed rituals, sunny protests, and tarot readings by tidepool. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s roomy enough for sunscreen, crystals, spell books, iced tea, and righteous indignation.

The celestial white artwork casts a striking glow against the dark fabric, making your vibe unmistakable even from across the sand. Whether you’re hexing the heteronormative or dancing under the stars, this bag is your coven-approved companion.

Pride. Power. Potency. Pack it all.

For the delightfully eccentric, unapologetically odd, and proudly offbeat beachgoer…

The Embracing My Weirdness Bat Black Cotton Beach Bag is a love letter to the misfits, moonhowlers, and magnificent weirdos who know that normal is overrated. Featuring bold white text and a charming bat design, it pairs spooky-cute style with fearless self-expression.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built to carry sunscreen, snacks, bat plushies, glitter, and vibes that don’t conform to any mold. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s roomy enough for beach essentials and the unexpected.

The high-contrast design makes your quirky banner pop against the dark fabric—because being different deserves a bold entrance. Whether you’re picnicking under cloud cover or reading cryptid fanfic by the waves, this bag embraces your weirdness with style, sincerity, and a little bit of bite.

Let your freak flag fly.

Witchy icons, forged in chrome.

Carry a little darkness with you wherever you go. These sleek chrome metal keyrings are more than just practical—they’re miniature talismans for the magically inclined. Choose from four iconic silhouettes: Coffin, Pentagram, Planchette, or Triple Moon. Each one is a nod to the occult, the mysterious, and the beautifully macabre.

Crafted with a heavy-duty split ring, these keyrings are built to keep your keys secure—whether you're unlocking your front door or summoning the void. Durable, eye-catching, and unapologetically witchy, they’re the perfect finishing touch for your everyday carry.

Available Styles:

• Coffin
• Pentagram
• Planchette
• Triple Moon

Each charm measures approximately 1.5 inches (3.8 cm) on its longest side. Add one to your keychain, bag, or altar. Magic is in the details.

A bloom for the bold. The Dahlia Burst hat features a dramatic 3.75-inch wide brim, hand printed with a striking white floral burst across deep wine red vegan felt. Each hat is crafted for structure and comfort, with a 22.5-inch crown and an internal adjuster that allows for a customizable fit. Whether you're dressing for ritual, romance, or a perfectly haunted outfit, this wide brim hat adds a vivid flourish to your wardrobe.

Details

• Color: Wine red hat with white print
• Material: Sturdy vegan felt
• Size: 22.5" with adjustable interior band
• Brim: 3.75" wide
  
• Hand printed for unique variation
• Unisex fit

A bloom for moonlit wanderers. This black straw sun hat features a delicate white embroidered orchid design with a crescent moon accent, adding a touch of gothic romance to your warm-weather wardrobe. The wide, floppy brim offers generous shade and soft drama, perfect for garden strolls, cemetery picnics, or simply avoiding the spotlight. Lightweight and breathable, this hat combines botanical beauty with celestial charm.

Details

• Color: Black straw with white embroidery
• Design: Orchid motif with crescent moon accent
• Fit: Unisex with adjustable interior band
• Style: Wide brim, floppy silhouette
• Embroidery: Hand-applied for unique variation

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for botanical badasses, carnivorous plant lovers, and anyone who prefers their florals with a bite. Made from black straw and embroidered in crisp green, yellow, and red thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band for a customizable fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and plenty of drama. The design features a pair of embroidered Venus flytraps, open and poised to snap, adding a touch of gothic garden flair to your sun-soaked adventures.

Whether you are luring admirers or making a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered in every sense.

Please note: due to the generously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will restore its shape.

For those who feel most alive in the shadows. The Corpse dad hat is a black embroidered ball cap made from a breathable cotton blend with an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit. Whether you are haunting the local coffee shop or just avoiding the living, this cotton baseball cap adds a touch of gothic charm to any outfit. Soft, durable, and quietly dramatic, it is perfect for everyday wear or occasional resurrection.

A little mischief, right above your head. The Curly Horns hat features a cheeky curled goat horn design printed in white on the underside of its wide 3.75-inch brim. Made from sturdy black vegan felt, each hat is hand printed for subtle variation and lasting character. The 22.5-inch crown includes an internal adjuster to size down for a custom fit. Whether you're dressing for ritual, rebellion, or just a really good outfit, this flat top hat adds a playful edge to your shadowy style.

Details

• Color: Black hat with white underside print
• Material: Sturdy vegan felt
• Size: 22.5" with adjustable interior band
• Brim: 3.75" wide
  
• Hand printed for unique variation
• Unisex fit

A crown for the cryptic and cold-blooded. This black wide brim hat features a striking white snake skeleton print, hand-applied for a one-of-a-kind finish. Made from sturdy vegan felt, it offers structure without sacrificing comfort. The 22.5" crown includes an internal adjuster to size down for a custom fit, while the 2.5" brim adds dramatic edge and sun-shielding style. Whether you're dressing for ritual, rebellion, or just a really good outfit, this printed vegan felt hat is ready to haunt your wardrobe.

Details
- Color: Black with white print
- Material: Sturdy vegan felt
- Size: 22.5" adjustable interior band
- Brim: 2.5" wide
- Unisex fit
- Hand printed for unique variation

A silhouette spun for shadow dwellers. The Hanging Spider Web hat features our widest brim yet at 3.75 inches, offering dramatic presence and a touch of gothic elegance. Made from sturdy black vegan felt and hand printed in crisp white, each hat carries its own subtle variation. The 23-inch crown includes an internal adjuster to size down for a custom fit, and this style has a bit more give to accommodate slightly larger heads. Whether you're weaving spells or just avoiding the spotlight, this wide brim hat is built to haunt your wardrobe.

Details

• Color: Black hat with white print
• Material: Sturdy vegan felt
• Size: 23" with adjustable interior band
• Brim: 3.75" wide
• Flat top silhouette
• Hand printed for unique variation
• Unisex fit

A statement piece for those who cast long shadows. The Dagger Halo hat features our widest brim yet at 3.75 inches, offering dramatic presence and sun-shielding style. Made from sturdy black vegan felt and hand printed in crisp white, each hat carries its own subtle variation. The flat top crown measures 22.5 inches with an internal adjuster for a customizable fit. Whether you're dressing for ritual, rebellion, or a perfectly haunted outfit, this wide brim hat brings sharp elegance to any look.

Details

• Color: Black hat with white print
• Material: Sturdy vegan felt
• Size: 22.5" with adjustable interior band
• Brim: 3.75" wide
• Flat top silhouette
• Hand printed for unique variation
• Unisex fit

For those who prefer to be spotted only occasionally. The Local Cryptid dad hat is a black embroidered ball cap made from a breathable cotton blend with an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit. Whether you're lurking in the woods, dodging small talk, or simply vibing in the shadows, this cryptid-core baseball cap is your go-to disguise. Soft, durable, and just elusive enough to raise questions.

The end of mediocrity. The beginning of better socks.

The Death card doesn’t signal doom—it signals transformation. A shedding of the old, a step into something more intentional. In this case, it’s the end of your tolerance for flimsy, forgettable socks and the beginning of a new era: comfort, symbolism, and unapologetic style.

These crew socks feature a mirrored design of the iconic tarot card, rendered in vivid detail and woven with care. Whether you’re deep in your personal metamorphosis or just want to add a little arcana to your outfit, these socks are a wearable reminder that change is powerful—and so is good arch support.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot

Not paper-thin. Not forgettable. Just darkly delightful.

Skulls. Mushrooms. Earth tones. These socks are a mossy meditation on the beauty of decomposition. The Mossuary Crew Socks blend fungal growth and skeletal remains into a peaceful, forest-floor aesthetic that’s equal parts creepy and comforting. It’s a darker take on the Circle of Life—with fewer lions, more lichen, and absolutely no musical numbers.

Whether you’re contemplating mortality or just vibing with nature’s recycling program, this design offers a quiet kind of optimism: everything returns to the soil eventually, and it looks pretty rad while doing it.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot

Perfect for forest witches, mushroom lovers, or anyone who finds peace in the inevitable.

Fascinating medical illustrations on your feet. Why not? These crew socks feature vintage anatomical art for the curious, the morbid, and anyone who thinks boring socks are a symptom of poor taste. Made with a breathable blend of combed cotton, nylon, and spandex, they offer stretch, durability, and all-day comfort. The double terry heel and toe add extra cushioning where most novelty socks fall short, and the 200-needle thread count ensures crisp detail worthy of a Victorian textbook.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend
• Fit: One size fits most humans (US shoe sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for high-resolution embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams with no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock

Whether you're a medical history buff or just want to diagnose your wardrobe with something more interesting, these socks are a step in the right direction.

For those who find comfort in the macabre and meaning in the melancholy, these socks are stitched in tribute to Edgar Allan Poe himself. Ideal for pacing haunted corridors or tapping at chamber doors, they offer a wearable nod to literary gloom. Ask a raven if you should wear anything else, and he’ll quoth, “nevermore.”

Made with combed cotton, nylon, and spandex—never polyester—these socks feature DOUBLE TERRY cushioning in the heel and toe, a high thread count for detailed design, and smooth seams for year-round comfort. The artwork is mirrored across each foot for a full poetic effect. One size fits most humans (Adult 5–13). Not paper-thin. Not forgettable. Just darkly delightful.

A red-eyed raven. A stack of ancient tomes. A skull. A magic mirror. Clearly, we’re dealing with the desk of a very high-level Goth. Maybe it belongs to a nocturnal librarian who whispers forbidden titles, or perhaps it’s Poe’s personal writing nook. It could even be the Gothic office supplies starter pack—complete with ambient dread and a faint scent of candle wax.

Whatever the origin, the Raven’s Grimoire Crew Socks are a richly detailed tribute to long nights spent reading dark tales and communing with your inner cryptkeeper. The design is elegant, eerie, and just cozy enough to suggest you’re the kind of person who owns a velvet bookmark.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot

Mirror, mirror on the sock—who’s the coolest Goth on the block? You are.

Some people tend roses. Others grow cucumbers. But the truly Gothic cultivate something far more eternal—a garden of the dead. These crew socks invite you to stroll among the gravestones, ponder the mysteries of mortality, and wonder aloud whether it’s really trespassing if the haunted gate was already open. The residents may be quiet, but we suspect they enjoy the company.

Made for long walks through shadowed cemeteries and casual existential crises, these socks feature combed cotton, nylon, and spandex for breathability and stretch. DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe adds comfort where most novelty socks fail. With a 200-needle thread count and smooth seams, they deliver high detail without the dreaded toe bump. One size fits most humans (6–13), though they may be snug on wider calves.

Cute. Evil. Cute again. These bat-covered knee highs are perfect for anyone who wants to become the night—without sacrificing comfort. Featuring a high-detail design with flipped artwork on each foot, these socks are made from a breathable blend of combed cotton, nylon, and spandex. No polyester, no toe bumps, just smooth seams and double terry cushioning in the heel and toe for extra durability. Like fancy sheets for your feet, but with wings.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Knee high, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: It's freaking bats

Fun fact: Fruit bats are called megabats. Many species are critically endangered due to deforestation and human activity. FootClothes proudly supports the Bat Sanctuary, so your spooky style also helps real-life bats hang on.

Cast a comfort spell with every step. These knee highs feature a winding serpent design that channels witchy elegance and cozy enchantment—perfect for moonlit rituals, potion prep, or just vibing with your inner forest cryptid. The mirrored artwork coils up each leg like a protective charm, offering style, symbolism, and just the right amount of hiss.

Whether you're summoning confidence or simply keeping your calves warm, these socks deliver high-level detail and low-key magic. Step one: buy snek socks. Step two: put on snek socks. Step three: light candle. You know the drill.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend (no polyester, ever)
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 5–13)
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: High thread count—like fancy sheets for your feets
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Knee high, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored serpents on each foot

Perfect for spellcasters, snake charmers, and anyone who prefers their fashion with fangs.

We teamed up with our friends in Belgian death meowtal band Aborted to create a sock so purrfectly chaotic, we had to share it with the world. Behold: the Bubblegum Death Kitty Crew Socks. Pictured? A totally normal cat doing totally normal cat things—like wielding weapons and radiating bubblegum-colored menace. Each sock features a different feline, because symmetry is for the weak.

Whether you're moshing in the litter box or just want to add a little pastel brutality to your outfit, these socks deliver maximum mischief with minimal remorse. If we’re sold out, check Aborted’s IndieMerch store—they might still have stock. And if you’re dreaming of custom socks for your own unhinged vision, message us. We love weird ideas.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Different cat on each foot, because why not

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Roses are Gothic by nature—but we made them grey, because why stop at dramatic when you can go full ghostly? These socks feature an overlapping pattern of thorny stems and shadowy blooms in varying shades of grey. Maybe they’re carved into cemetery statuary. Maybe they’ve been drained by vampires. Maybe they’re just moonlit and melancholy. Whatever the lore, these roses are eternal, and they’re here to haunt your feet with style.

Perfect for Ghost Valentine’s Day, moonlit walks, or just looking elegantly badass while embracing floral decay.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Crew sock, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot

When your outfit needs contrast but white feels like a betrayal, reach for pastel black. Or as the less poetic insist on calling it: grey. These knee highs feature rich, medium-grey stripes that evoke storm clouds, fog banks, and the kind of smoke that drifts from cauldrons or cursed candles. Brimstone not included—but the vibe is unmistakably smoldering.

Perfect for layering with boots, skirts, or existential dread, these socks offer a sleek, shadowy accent that’s both versatile and quietly dramatic.

Sock Specs

• Material: Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex blend for breathability, durability, and stretch
• Fit: One size fits most humans (Adult sizes 6–13), may be snug on wider calves
• Comfort: Double terry in heel and toe for extra cushioning
• Detail: 200N thread count for crisp embroidery
• Finish: Smooth seams, no toe bumps
• Weight: 40 grams per sock
• Style: Knee high, breathable for year-round wear
• Design: Mirrored artwork on each foot

For those who dress in shades of mystery and prefer their neutrals with a little menace.