Some people tend roses. Others grow cucumbers. But the truly Gothic cultivate something far more eternal—a garden of the dead. These crew socks invite you to stroll among the gravestones, ponder the mysteries of mortality, and wonder aloud whether it’s really trespassing if the haunted gate was already open. The residents may be quiet, but we suspect they enjoy the company.
Made for long walks through shadowed cemeteries and casual existential crises, these socks feature combed cotton, nylon, and spandex for breathability and stretch. DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe adds comfort where most novelty socks fail. With a 200-needle thread count and smooth seams, they deliver high detail without the dreaded toe bump. One size fits most humans (6–13), though they may be snug on wider calves.