This unapologetic tote is perfect for dark divas, errand-running enchantresses, and anyone who prefers their to-do list with a side of attitude.
The Can’t Talk Right Now, I’m Doing Goth Girl Shit Black Cotton Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a large black cotton carryall that’s equal parts functional and fierce. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it’s built to handle beach days, grocery runs, road trips, or spontaneous cemetery picnics—whatever your version of goth girl shit looks like.
Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of room for all your essentials, from SPF 100 to your favorite paperback of tragic poetry. The bold white print makes a statement that’s loud, proud, and delightfully deadpan.
Whether you're summoning snacks or just avoiding small talk, this bag is here for the drama.