For the glam ghoul whose arrival is fashionably fatal…
The Last Responder Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag is equal parts campy, creepy, and oddly comforting. Featuring bold white text paired with a vintage hearse graphic, it makes your role in life (and death) crystal clear: you're showing up last, but with serious style.
Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is designed to hold everything you need for dramatic beach entries, post-mortem picnics, or just a quiet afternoon of ominous people-watching. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it easily fits your towel, snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a collection of antique obituaries.
The high-contrast design pops against the dark fabric—so even if you ghost the party, your vibe won’t go unnoticed. Whether you're into medical-grade sarcasm or spooky-soft-core aesthetic, this tote puts the “fun” in funeral.
Because sometimes, the final word is the best-dressed one.