For the elusive, the mysterious, and the mildly sunburned…
The Local Cryptid Black Cotton Beach Bag is your new stealthy summer companion—ideal for those who appear unexpectedly, vanish quietly, and carry more than just sunscreen. With bold white text that declares your status as a certified enigma, this bag blends cryptic charm with carry-all practicality.
Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s made for spontaneous disappearances to lakeside hideouts, shaded forest picnics, or dramatic beach exits. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it comfortably holds your towel, snacks, field notes on sightings, and maybe a jar of swamp water (no judgment).
The high-contrast print makes your identity delightfully unclear—while your bag says “Local Cryptid,” no one really knows for sure. Whether you're ghosting group chats or avoiding small talk by the waves, this bag has your back. Literally.