Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

Serve your guests with a touch of horror with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. 

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. This platter is also a great gift for fans of horror literature, mythology, sci-fi, and fantasy. Unleash the power of Cthulhu in your kitchen. 

“ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!"

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

This handmade bar soap is scented with a dreamy citrus and starflower floral blend and featuring dark notes of musk and midnight amber, invoking an exotic garden at night. Oatmeal is included to enhance exfoliation and calm skin. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Oatmeal, Mica, Black Oxide, Red Lake 27, Blue Lake 1

This handmade bar soap invokes an old cathedral in the forest with its heavy notes of incense, sandalwood and cedar. Subtle touches of sweet pipe tobacco and bourbon round out this intoxicating unisex scent. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Activated Charcoal, Iron Oxide

Embrace the allure of the night with our Gothic Bat Bangle Bracelet, a striking accessory that blends elegance with a touch of mystery. Beautifully crafted from non-toxic alloy metal, this bracelet is available in your choice of antique bronze or silver finishes, offering a sophisticated gothic aesthetic.

Designed for both style and functionality, the secure hook closure ensures a perfect fit, while a delightful spiderweb charm at the clasp adds an extra layer of whimsical gothic charm. Celebrate the captivating beauty of bats and the mystique of the night with this enchanting piece, perfect for adding a darkly glamorous edge to your ensemble.

Northern Darkness captures the raw atmosphere of the wilderness with a powerful blend of woodsy essential oils. Dominated by the unmistakable scent of a deep woods bonfire, it delivers a bold, smoky fragrance that feels grounding and primal. Generous amounts of activated charcoal enhance the experience, providing maximum cleansing and detoxifying benefits. This bar is both rugged and invigorating, perfect for those drawn to the darker, more elemental side of nature. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• All-Natural
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Fir Needle Essential Oil, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Activated Charcoal, Cade Essential Oil

This handmade bar soap's floral blend invokes a fabulous botanical garden in full bloom. Strong notes of lilac, gardenia, plumeria, lily and jasmine swirl throughout. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Vegetable Oil Blend (Olive Oil, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter), Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Ultramarines, Dye, Mica, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay

What the heck is a grievance journal?

Toxic positivity got you down? Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches" with glowing skin and zero problems telling you to manifest a better life by just "choosing" happiness? We are, too! So sick of it, in fact, that we created the perfect repository for all your existential angst and daily gripes! Introducing the Grievance Journal! Whether it's terrible drivers, annoying co-workers, heinous in-laws, or humanity at large causing you grief, don't stuff it down — express your rage on the pages within and move on with your interminably long life here in the hellscape we've all come to know and loathe!

Anti-Gratitude Journal Features Include:

• Hardcover
  
• Measures 6 x 9 inches
• 214 pages, with ample space for writing and doodling about your frustrations
• 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
• 52 funny de-motivational quotes designed to help you laugh at your own relentless angst
• 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
• Made in the United States of America
  

It makes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer. This one sells out quickly, so don't wait!

Krampus is the assistant of Saint Nicholas in Central and Eastern Alpine folklore who scares children who have misbehaved, although some folklorists and anthropologists have speculated that Krampus may have pre-Christian origins. 

These warm and festive Holiday Stockings will liven up any fireplace. Soft and spacious, these stockings are ready for holiday treats and goodies. 

• 100% Polyester fleece
• 3" twill ribbon hanging loop
• Assembled in the USA
• Cuff Width: 11.81"
• Cuff to Heel Length: 17.32"
• Heel to Toe Length: 16.54"
• Image imprinted on both sides

Enhance both your decor and efficiency with the Brass Octopus Device Stand Holder. Crafted from cold cast zinc alloy and finished in a vibrant gold, this intricately detailed sculpture is a multitasking marvel. Not just a stunning device holder, it also serves as a pen holder, business card dispenser, or paperweight, making it a versatile addition to any workspace.

With its eight robust arms, this octopus stand effortlessly secures various objects, ensuring they are always within reach. Whether holding your cellphone, pens, or business cards, it blends artistry with practicality. Equally captivating as a standalone decor object, this unique stand brings a touch of sophistication to your desk or home, impressing both visitors and colleagues. Perfect for those who value form and function, it is a beautiful and versatile companion for your daily organization needs.

Flight of Fancy... Off for the Sabbot (1927)
by William Mortensen (United States, 1897-1965)

In a roll call of the pioneers of modern photography, one name is never invoked. From the late 1920s to the 1950s, William Mortensen was one of the most famous and celebrated photographers in America. However, his subject matter – which veered towards the savage, indecorous, gothic and grotesque – as well as his use of montage and illustration, made him a pariah among the puritanical new guard in photography, led by Ansel Adams, who tried to write him out of history, and even called him "The Antichrist". 

Mortensen’s methods often made it hard to distinguish whether the results were photographs or not. He used traditional printmaking techniques, such as bromoiling, and developed many of his own. He would create composite images, scratch, scrape and draw on his prints, then apply a texture that made them look like etchings, thereby disguising his manipulations. Consequently, every print was unique. Ultimately, Mortensen’s aim was to create something that, for all intents and purposes, appeared to be a photograph, yet portrayed scenes so fantastic they caused wonder and astonishment in the viewer.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Let your style take flight with these charming enamel bat dangle earrings. Designed with a bright silver finish and a mischievous asymmetrical silhouette, they strike the perfect balance between refined and rebellious. Lightweight and easy to wear, each single-hook earring flutters comfortably for all-day enchantment. Whether you're dressing up for a moonlit outing or adding a wink of whimsy to your everyday look, these bats bring just the right amount of fun to your dark little wardrobe.

Add a touch of gothic charm to your table with the Skull Spoon Stainless Steel Dessert Spoon. Available in striking finishes—silver, gold, and black—these spoons make every indulgence a statement. Perfect for desserts, coffee, tea, or sugar, they combine dark elegance with practicality. Made from durable stainless steel, these spoons are built to last while maintaining their sleek, sophisticated appearance. Plus, they’re dishwasher safe, making cleanup effortless.

Measuring 6 inches (15.2 cm) in length, these compact yet eye-catching spoons are designed for both functionality and style. Whether you’re elevating your kitchenware or looking for a unique gothic gift, the Skull Spoon Stainless Steel Dessert Spoon is ideal for embracing your dark aesthetic while savoring every bite.

Embrace the beauty of the natural world with the Return to Nature 11 oz Ceramic Mug. This glossy black mug features enchanting artwork depicting a skull surrounded by flowers, ferns, and a moth. Perfect for your favorite beverages, it adds a touch of nature-inspired elegance to your drinkware collection.

Key Features:

• High Gloss + Premium Black Finish: Ensures a sleek, stylish look.

• ORCA Coating: Provides durability and a high-quality finish.

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe: Easy to clean and convenient for everyday use.

• Dimensions: 3.8" H x 3.8" W x 3.3" D

• Circumference: 10.3"

Celebrate the delicate balance between life and nature with this captivating mug, designed to make every sip a moment of reflection and appreciation.