Krampus is the terrifying horned companion of St Nicholas said to punish naughty children during the Yule season.

While jolly old St. Nick brings gifts to deserving children on the eve of December 5th, this night is known as Krampusnacht, or Krampus Night, in German folklore.

Krampus roams the streets at night in chains and bells, on the lookout for children who have misbehaved. He captures them, stuffs them into his sack and carries them off to his lair for drowning or eating.

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Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Funny floral greeting card reads, "Roses are Red, Knowledge is Power" on the front, and "Go Smash the Patriarchy, You Beautiful Flower" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a graduation, baby shower, breakup, divorce, coming out, or encouragement for a friend.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Add a unique touch to any wish with these personalized greeting cards. Measuring at 4.25” x 5.5”, these printable cards can handle long-distance transportation with minimal risk thanks to their robust, uncoated cardstock. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each pack comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

.: One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
.: Available with printing on the outside and inside
.: Matte finish
.: Matching white envelopes included

Let your significant other know how you feel with this funny gothic romance greeting card. 

This card reads "The Horrors Persist" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a heart-shaped spider web, and the text below reads, "But So Do We". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Struggling to find the right card for your metalhead brethren on the day of their birth? 

This card reads "Infernal Hails Birthday Warrior" on the front. The interior text reads, "May You Survive The Festivities". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Funny bird illustration greeting card reads, "You're not completely worthless" on the front, and "organs go for a lot on the black market" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a breakup, divorce, or encouragement for a friend.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Funny crow greeting card reads, "If at first you don't succeed..." on the front, and "It's only attempted murder" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for fans of birds, crows, ravens, true crime, and puns.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Laugh about the existential dread and overwhelming feeling of nihilism that consumes us all with this funny greeting card. 

This card reads "Live, Laugh" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a bathtub, and the text reads "Toaster Bath". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I like my men how I like my coffee" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a chest freezer, and the text below reads, "finely ground and in the freezer". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer whiskey" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a pile of rocks, and the text below reads, "on the rocks". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

There's something so optimistic about the phrase "we're expecting". Like it could be a baby, or it could be a velociraptor. Or, in this case, it could be the Antichrist. Whichever.

This card reads, "Please join us for a Baphy Shower" on the front, with an adorable black goat in a bassinet. The interior has spaces for you to fill in the pertinent event details. The interior left panel has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Now you can show that you're thinking about someone in an appropriately kvlt way.

This card reads "May Your Day Be Trve Und Kvlt" on the front. The interior text reads, "your moons forever frozen, and your Northern sky ablaze". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Trying to be supportive of your friend or loved one who is going through a tough time? We have the card for you! 

This card reads "What doesn't kill you" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a psychologist's sofa, and the text below reads, "makes you have a $50 copay". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Brighten someone's day with a little dark humor. 

This card reads "Let me slip into something more comfortable" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a gurney, and the text below reads, "like a coma". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Do you struggle to be supportive yet judgmental at the same time? We have the card for you! Let your friend or family member know that you're not trying to harsh their vibe yet happy to keep their drama at arm's length. 

This card reads "You Do You" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a dumpster on fire, and the text below reads, "but maybe also you do therapy". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend, family member, or significant other know you're in their corner with this novelty greeting card.

This card reads "To-Do List" on the front with a checklist of essential tasks below. The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a greeting card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included