Meet the blend that built the legend. Go The F*ck To Sleep is ModestMix's flagship bestseller, boasting thousands of five‑star reviews across their sales channels. This soothing, caffeine‑free blend is packed with calming botanicals and crafted for those nights when your brain refuses to shut the hell up. It's smooth, delicious, and beloved by customers who swear it's become their nightly ritual.

Whether you're winding down after a long day, trying to quiet the chaos in your head, or simply craving something warm and comforting before bed, this blend shows up ready to tuck you in with attitude and aromatics.

Seriously
Drink a cup of this relaxing‑as‑fuck tea
Shut down your shit and take some deep breaths
Boom, you're sleeping

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic ginger, ashwagandha root, all-spice, chamomile, lavender, rose hips, fennel seed, licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Brew a cup with a touch of the macabre. Our Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser is a delightfully spooky companion for your daily ritual, steeping your favorite loose‑leaf blends with ease and a hint of gothic charm.

Crafted from pure, food‑safe silicone, this eerie little skull is built to withstand temperatures from –40°F to 446°F (–40°C to 230°C), making it as durable as it is enchanting. Simply fill it with your preferred tea—green, black, herbal, or your own witchy concoction—drop it into your mug, and let the magic steep.

Compact and convenient at approximately 1.81 × 1.81 inches (4.6 × 4.6 cm), it’s the perfect size for single‑cup brewing and a fun conversation starter for any tea lover with a darker aesthetic.

Whether you’re settling in for a quiet afternoon or brewing something special for a friend, this skull‑shaped infuser brings a playful dose of the strange and beautiful to every cup.

Start your morning ritual with a jolt of unapologetic energy. Wake the Fuck Up is a bold loose leaf blend crafted with robust Assam black tea and rich black elderberries, creating a deep, fruity, full‑bodied cup that refuses to let you drag your feet. The Assam is sourced from a women‑run farm in India, a detail we love as much as the flavor itself.

This blend is crafted for mornings when you need a little extra fire, a little extra focus, and a whole lot of attitude. Pair it with ModestMix's "Go The Fuck To Sleep" at night for the full chaotic‑balanced‑witch experience.

This tea doesn't whisper encouragement. It shouts it proudly.

Get your fine ass energized.
You're a winner.
Drink this badass tea.
Kick life in the face.
High. Five.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic india black tea, organic black elderberries

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For those who believe chai should come with a little more punch, a little more spice, and a whole lot more attitude, Chai F*cking Harder lives up to its name. This bold blend starts with a base of yerba mate and black tea, creating a smooth, energizing foundation that's anything but ordinary.

From there, ModestMix layers in all the classic chai spices you crave: cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, fennel, and licorice root. But they didn't stop there. This blend also features the holy tulsi trinity — rama, vana, and krishna — adding depth, warmth, and a beautifully herbaceous edge that sets this chai apart from the rest.

The result is a cup that's rich, spicy, and unapologetically bold. It's chai that doesn't just show up — it shows off.

You wanna chai me?
Yeah, you do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired up and win life.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic toasted yerba mate, organic holy tulsi trinity, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic cardamom, organic fennel seeds, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life decides to go full circus mode, Hormone Shitshow is the tea you reach for because it tastes like the botanical equivalent of muting the group chat. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs with earthy, floral, and gently chaotic vibes, perfect for moments when you want a cup that feels grounding, cozy, and just a little dramatic.

Ashwagandha and chasteberry set the stage with deep, earthy notes, while black cohosh and red clover smooth things out with mellow richness. Chamomile and lavender add soft floral charm, peppermint brings a refreshing snap, and licorice root ties it all together with natural sweetness and warmth.

Comforting, aromatic, and ideal for days when everything is loud, weird, or slightly on fire — and you just want something that tastes like calm with a side of attitude.

When your body is on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan's tilt‑a‑whirl

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Here's Johnny bursts onto the scene with a flavor that's warm, sweet, and just a little unhinged. This medium roast whole bean coffee is infused with the bold richness of brown sugar and the fiery comfort of cinnamon, creating a cup that's sinisterly sweet, warmly spiced, and impossible to forget. The Brazilian beans provide a smooth, balanced base, letting the dessert‑like flavors kick down the door with full force while still delivering a clean, satisfying finish.

Crafted for those who like their mornings bold and their brews a touch deranged, Here's Johnny brings a rush of cozy sweetness wrapped in just enough madness to keep things interesting. Whether you're braving the dawn or fueling a late‑night creative frenzy, this blend is ready to wake the dead—and keep the chills coming.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Medium
Bean Origin: Brazil
Flavor Profile: Brown Sugar • Cinnamon • Sweet & Spiced
Body: Smooth, warm, and boldly aromatic
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Comforting, spiced, and delightfully unhinged

Meet the blend that turns every hot day into a party. Rad as Fuck is ModestMix's all‑time favorite cold brew and iced tea blend — and for good reason. This caffeine‑free beauty brews into a gorgeous crimson red, tastes like a juicy summer dream, and somehow manages to be a hit with adults and kids. Parents especially love it because it's flavorful, refreshing, and naturally sweet without any of the processed nonsense.

This blend gets its sweetness from real green stevia leaf — straight from the garden, not the over‑processed white powder mixed with fillers. Add in hibiscus, orange peel, ginger, and lemongrass, and you've got a vibrant, tangy, lightly sweet brew that's damn near irresistible. It even makes incredible popsicles (add a splash of OJ and thank us later).

Bright, bold, refreshing as hell — this blend is summer in a cup.

Shine your light bright
Be bold. Be bright. Be badass
You are so fucking rad
You light up this world

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

If you love a dirty chai, get ready to meet its mischievous cousin. Dirty Earl takes classic Earl Grey and turns up the decadence by blending it with chicory, cacao, and dandelion. The result is a rich, velvety cup with the depth of coffee, the brightness of bergamot, and a whisper of vanilla that lingers like a secret.

Simple ingredients, wildly complex flavor. Smooth, dark, aromatic, and straight‑up irresistible. Whether you drink it hot, iced, or as your new morning ritual, Dirty Earl delivers a cup that feels indulgent without trying too hard. One sip and you'll understand why this blend has a reputation.

Oh Earl, you dirty tease
What a sinfully smooth indulgence you are
Rolling shamelessly in cacao, vanilla,
exotic roots and tempting blooms
You're irresistible — I need you in my cup

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic Earl Grey, Organic Chicory Root, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Calendula Flowers, Organic Blue Cornflowers, Organic Vanilla Essence

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Brew your favorite blends with a touch of charm. Our Gold Teapot Tea Infuser is a gleaming little companion for your daily ritual, crafted from durable stainless steel and designed to steep loose‑leaf tea with ease and elegance.

Built for everyday use, this infuser is rust‑resistant, long‑lasting, and dishwasher‑safe, giving you a consistently smooth brewing experience. The easy‑open top and attached chain make filling and removing the infuser simple, whether you’re steeping black tea, green tea, herbal blends, or your own witchy concoctions.

Each infuser comes with its own matching drip tray, keeping your counters clean and your brewing mess‑free. When you’re done, just lift, set, and enjoy—cleanup is as effortless as the steep.

Perfect for gifting or treating yourself, this gold teapot‑shaped strainer adds a little sparkle to any cup and lets you control your steep time for the perfect brew, every time.

Camp Blood delivers the full campfire s'mores experience with a deliciously spooky twist. This medium roast whole bean coffee is infused with the nostalgic flavors of rich chocolate, gooey marshmallow, and a whisper of graham cracker, creating a cup that tastes like toasting marshmallows over a crackling fire—minus the smoke, ash, and questionable campground noises. The Brazilian beans provide a smooth, balanced base that lets the dessert‑like flavors shine while still giving you a bold, satisfying brew.

Crafted for cozy nights, early‑morning chills, and anyone who loves their sweetness with a side of playful horror, Camp Blood turns every sip into a warm, fireside escape. It's sweet, spooky, and just dangerous enough to keep things interesting—no cleanup required.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Medium
Bean Origin: Brazil
Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Marshmallow • Graham Cracker
Body: Smooth, sweet, and comfortingly bold
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Nostalgic, cozy, and campfire‑spooky

When life feels like it's coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you've got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It's warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It's soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you'll feel that inner exhale you've been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Celebrate your greatness with a blend that refuses to be subtle about it. You're Fucking Awesome is a vibrant yerba mate mix brightened with tangy hibiscus, lemongrass, a touch of mint, warm cinnamon, and a hint of natural sweetness. It's refreshing, bold, and ridiculously good whether you drink it hot or iced.

This is the tea for days when you need a reminder of exactly who you are — someone magnetic, unstoppable, and entirely too fabulous to be doubted. Every sip is a little victory lap, a little pep talk, and a whole lot of delicious attitude.

Everyone wants to be you
If someone says you're not awesome
Tell them to eat a bowl of dicks
You rock. Drink awesome tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic yerba mate, organic hibiscus, organic cinnamon, organic rose hips, organic orange peel, organic lemongrass, organic peppermint, organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

The Coffin Creek Variety Pack is your all‑access pass to the dark, decadent, and delightfully unholy world of Coffin Creek Coffee — now in a single‑serve lineup perfect for the indecisive, the adventurous, or anyone who likes their mornings to be a little unpredictable.

This 12‑pod assortment brings together four of Coffin Creek's most beloved brews:
Death by Chocolate, Maple Pecan, Never Sleep Again, and Dark & Deadly.
Each cup offers its own mood, its own ritual, its own little story — from dessert‑leaning indulgence to bold, brooding darkness to bright, caffeinated chaos.

Whether you're craving something sweet, something strong, or something that might just keep you awake until the next full moon, this pack has you covered. It's the perfect way to sample the lineup, stock your break room, or keep your home coffee stash feeling fresh and fun.

What's Inside

• 3 Death by Chocolate Pods
  Medium roast Brazilian coffee infused with velvety Bavarian chocolate. Smooth, sweet, and dangerously easy to love.
• 3 Maple Pecan Pods
  Medium roast Brazilian beans blended with Canadian maple and buttery pecan. Cozy, warm, and comfortingly nostalgic.
• 3 Never Sleep Again Pods
  An extra‑caffeinated blend of light roast brightness and full city depth. Bold, energetic, and built for long nights and early mornings.
• 3 Dark & Deadly Pods
  A dark roast Sumatra with earthy, herbal, and dark‑chocolate notes. Velvety, intense, and unapologetically brooding.

Coffee Info

Format: Single‑Serving Coffee Pods (12‑Pack)
Compatibility: Keurig® 2.0 Brewers
Roast Levels: Medium • Extra‑Caffeinated Medium • Dark
Origins: Brazil & Sumatra
Ideal For: Samplers, indecisive drinkers, office stashes, and anyone who wants a little variety in their daily ritual

Steep your favorite blends with intention. Our Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal is crafted from premium 304 stainless steel, offering a durable, rust‑resistant design that captures even fine tea leaves and spices for a smooth, satisfying brew.

The attached chain is long enough to hang from a teapot, mug, or stockpot, with a secure hook on one end and a tight‑sealing clasp on the other—keeping your tea where it belongs and making removal effortless. The ultra‑fine mesh provides excellent filtration, ensuring a clean, particle‑free steep every time.

Each infuser is finished with a natural crystal charm, adding a touch of beauty and intention to your daily ritual. Choose from five crystal types to suit your mood or practice: Apatite, Amazonite, Tiger Eye, Quartz, or Kyanite. Whether you’re brewing a morning pick‑me‑up or a soothing herbal blend, your chosen stone brings a quiet moment of grounding to the process.

A perfect gift for tea lovers, kitchen witches, and anyone who appreciates a mindful cup, especially when paired with one of our loose‑leaf blends.

Toxic Toffee is the kind of sweet danger you willingly walk into. This indulgent medium roast from Brazil blends the buttery richness of warm caramel with the cozy crunch of classic biscotti, creating a dessert‑leaning brew that feels like sneaking a treat before breakfast. Each sip delivers a smooth, sweet, toffee‑kissed flavor with just enough biscotti backbone to keep things interesting—an irresistible little "toxic" twist that keeps you coming back for more.

Perfect for anyone who loves their coffee playful, decadent, and just a touch wicked. Whether you're brewing a lazy weekend cup or sweetening the weekday grind, Toxic Toffee turns every mug into a moment of caramel‑drenched bliss.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Roast: Medium
• Bean Origin: Brazil
• Flavor Profile: Caramel • Biscotti • Sweet & Buttery
• Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Vibe: Dessert‑like, cozy, and dangerously delicious

Death by Chocolate is a blissfully decadent Bavarian chocolate–flavored whole bean coffee that turns every cup into a full‑on indulgence. This velvety brew is infused with the deep, creamy richness of luxurious Bavarian chocolate, creating a smooth, dessert‑like experience that feels downright sinful. Each sip is silky, sweet, and satisfyingly bold—an irresistible escape to chocolate heaven without ever picking up a fork.

Perfect for anyone who believes coffee should double as a treat, this blend transforms your morning ritual into a moment of pure, chocolate‑drenched delight.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Roast Level: Medium
• Origin: Brazil
• Flavor Profile: Bavarian Chocolate • Creamy • Velvety
• Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Vibe: Indulgent, dessert‑like, and dangerously delicious

Northern Nightmare drifts in with a sweetness that feels almost otherworldly. This medium roast whole bean coffee is infused with the rich, comforting taste of pure Canadian maple, creating a cup that's smooth, warm, and hauntingly delicious. The natural sweetness of the maple rises first, followed by the bold, grounded character of Brazilian beans—a balance that evokes crackling campfires, deep forests, and the quiet magic of the northern wilds.

Crafted for those who crave a cozy escape with a touch of dark charm, Northern Nightmare delivers a brew that's both comforting and invigorating. Whether you're braving icy mornings or simply seeking a sweet moment of calm, this blend wraps you in maple‑kissed warmth with every sip.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Medium
Bean Origin: Brazil
Flavor Profile: Canadian Maple • Sweet • Smooth Roast
Body: Warm, balanced, and gently sweet
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Cozy, sweet, and a little bit haunting

The Ritual begins with an offering of pure indulgence. This medium roast whole bean coffee is infused with the rich sweetness of white chocolate and the buttery warmth of macadamia nut, creating a brew that's wickedly smooth and irresistibly enchanting. Each sip unfolds in creamy, nutty waves, wrapping you in a comforting sweetness that feels almost ceremonial. The Brazilian beans provide a balanced, velvety foundation, allowing the dessert‑like flavors to shine without overwhelming the cup.

Crafted for those who savor a little luxury in their daily rites, The Ritual delivers a cup that's both soothing and spellbinding. Whether you're greeting the morning or conjuring a midnight moment of calm, this blend invites you to slow down, savor, and steep yourself in its delicious embrace… and let the ritual begin.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Medium
Bean Origin: Brazil
Flavor Profile: White Chocolate • Macadamia Nut • Sweet & Creamy
Body: Smooth, velvety, and indulgently balanced
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Luxurious, comforting, and enchantingly smooth

When your body is throwing a full‑scale tantrum, The Notorious V.A.G. steps in with softness, strength, and a whole lot of attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and relaxation, making it a go‑to for days when you're crampy, sore, bloated, or just feeling like your uterus is plotting against you. It's also a delicious choice any time you want something soothing, grounding, and naturally sweet.

This blend brings together hibiscus, rooibos, chamomile, rose hips, raspberry leaf, and licorice root, creating a smooth, floral, slightly tart cup that feels like a warm hug with a wink. Cramp bark adds an earthy depth, making this a favorite for post‑workout sips or anytime your body needs a little extra kindness.

Comforting, delicious, and unapologetically fierce — just like you.

Never apologize for being a powerful woman
Even when your uterus is in a full‑on rage
This tea helps you ride out the storm

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeine Free
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic rooibos, organic raspberry leaf, organic orange peel, organic cramp bark, organic hibiscus, organic chamomile, organic rose hips, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Bright, bold, and naturally sweet, Juicy Ass is here to hype you up and treat you right. This refreshing blend combines green tea, hibiscus, and lemon for a vibrant cup that's delicious hot or iced. Thanks to its naturally sweet profile, you can skip the sugar and still enjoy a full‑flavored, juicy brew.

This blend brings together ingredients that complement an active, energized lifestyle, making it a great companion for days when you want to feel a little lighter, a little brighter, or just a little more like the hot piece of magic you already are. Whether you're chasing goals or simply craving something delicious, Juicy Ass shows up with sass and support.

Got extra junk in that trunk
Need a little "ass"ist
Drink this tea
Be nice to yourself
You're hot AF just as you are

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Wake up with intention, clarity, and a whole lot of attitude. Woke as Fuck is a bold black tea blend layered with bright mint and zesty lemon, creating a cup that's as refreshing as it is commanding. To turn things up even further, ModestMix adds a powerhouse trio of botanicals — rosemary, ginkgo, and eleuthero root — for a flavor profile that's herbaceous, invigorating, and ready to help you take on the day.

This is the blend for leaders, truth‑seekers, and anyone who walks into a room already knowing what's up. Smooth, vibrant, and unapologetically strong, it's crafted for mornings when you need your brain fully online and your spirit fully lit.

You know what's up
You're a leader with your fist held high
You know your truth
This tea fires you up

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic spearmint, organic lemon peel, organic rosemary

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For mornings when last night's choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that's refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It's bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Rue Brue is what happens when salted caramel steps into the horror aisle, grabs a stack of back issues of Rue Morgue, and decides coffee should be a little more deliciously unholy. Crafted in collaboration with Rue Morgue Magazine, this whole‑bean blend delivers smooth, buttery caramel sweetness balanced with a touch of salt, all wrapped around a bold, satisfying roast that lingers long after the last sip.

It's indulgent without being over the top, rich without losing its edge, and perfect for anyone who likes their coffee with a dash of darkness. Whether you're cracking open a horror magazine, powering through a late‑night movie marathon, or just trying to survive the daylight hours, Rue Brue turns your daily cup into a wicked little ritual.

Great for horror fans, salted‑caramel devotees, and coffee drinkers who appreciate flavor with atmosphere, Rue Brue proves that even the darkest mornings can be downright delicious.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Caramel • Salted Sweetness
• Roast: Bold, smooth, and indulgent
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Horror lovers and fans of decadent, dessert‑leaning coffees

Return of the Living Spread is what happens when chocolate peanut butter refuses to stay buried and claws its way back into your morning coffee ritual. This whole‑bean blend rises from the grave loaded with rich cocoa flavor, creamy peanut butter notes, and a bold roast that jolts your taste buds back to life with every sip. It's decadent, nutty, and unapologetically indulgent—like dessert that drank too much caffeine and chose chaos.

Sinfully smooth yet seriously punchy, this undead brew is crafted for coffee drinkers who like their mornings a little dark and their flavors anything but subtle. Whether you drink it black, resurrect it with a splash of creamer, or sip it while staring blankly into the abyss, Return of the Living Spread delivers a frightfully satisfying cup that refuses to fade quietly into the background.

Perfect for horror fans, chocolate‑peanut‑butter loyalists, or anyone who believes their coffee should taste bold enough to raise the dead. One sip and you'll understand why some flavors are just too good to stay gone.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Peanut Butter
• Roast: Bold & indulgent
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of dessert‑inspired coffees with a dark, delicious twist

Feed Me, Seymour is what happens when dessert gets a little demanding and coffee decides to lean fully into temptation. This whole‑bean blend pulls you in with deep chocolate richness, then hooks you with smooth, roasted pistachio notes that give every cup a silky, nutty edge. It's indulgent without being heavy, bold without being overwhelming—decadence with just enough restraint to keep you coming back for more.

Mysterious, cozy, and dangerously drinkable, this brew feels like a late‑night craving you don't even try to resist. Whether you're savoring it slowly during a quiet morning or reaching for another cup when you absolutely don't need it, Feed Me, Seymour delivers a flavor that lingers and insists on an encore. One sip in, and you'll understand: this is not a coffee that politely waits its turn.

Perfect for dessert‑coffee lovers, pistachio devotees, and anyone who believes their brew should flirt a little before biting back.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Pistachio
• Roast: Smooth, bold, and dessert‑forward
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of rich, nutty coffees with a decadent, slightly dangerous twist

SnickerBrutal is what happens when your favorite candy bar grows up, puts on a leather jacket, and decides to become coffee. This dangerously delicious whole‑bean blend delivers the decadent trio of creamy caramel, rich chocolate, and a subtle peanut finish, all wrapped around a bold, aromatic roast that hits like a sweet little punch to the taste buds.

It's indulgent without being cloying, playful without being childish, and absolutely perfect for anyone who wants their morning brew to taste like rebellion dipped in caramel. Whether you're grinding it fresh for a slow weekend pour‑over or powering through the weekday hellscape with a brütal cup of comfort, SnickerBrutal satisfies the sweet cravings and the caffeine cravings in one glorious hit.

Great for gifting to candy‑bar nostalgics, coffee snobs with a sense of humor, or anyone who believes life is better when your coffee tastes just a little bit sinful.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Caramel • Peanut
• Roast: Medium & aromatic
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of sweet‑leaning specialty coffees with a brütal twist

TransylManiac is a dark delight for those who crave a brew with depth, mystery, and just a hint of madness. This dark Vienna roast blends Brazilian and Peruvian beans into a cup that walks the line between bold richness and subtle light oils, creating a smooth, robust flavor that lingers like a midnight echo through Coffin Creek. Every sip is deep, satisfying, and just dangerous enough to keep you coming back for more.

This roast is also a celebration of community: $1 from every bag supports Rainbow Road, an LGBTQIA2S+ charity helping queer individuals find safety and freedom. The striking label—illustrated by Lee Howard and designed by Joanne and Bill Howard of Small Dog Designs—perfectly captures the brew's brooding charm.

A cup of TransylManiac is more than coffee. It's a nocturnal ritual, a gothic indulgence, and a small act of kindness brewed into every bag.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Roast Level: Dark Vienna
• Bean Origin: Brazil + Peru
• Flavor Profile: Bold • Smooth • Darkly Rich
• Supports: $1 donated to Rainbow Road
• Label Art: Lee Howard; Design by Joanne & Bill Howard (Small Dog Designs)