Brew a cup with a touch of the macabre. Our Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser is a delightfully spooky companion for your daily ritual, steeping your favorite loose‑leaf blends with ease and a hint of gothic charm.

Crafted from pure, food‑safe silicone, this eerie little skull is built to withstand temperatures from –40°F to 446°F (–40°C to 230°C), making it as durable as it is enchanting. Simply fill it with your preferred tea—green, black, herbal, or your own witchy concoction—drop it into your mug, and let the magic steep.

Compact and convenient at approximately 1.81 × 1.81 inches (4.6 × 4.6 cm), it’s the perfect size for single‑cup brewing and a fun conversation starter for any tea lover with a darker aesthetic.

Whether you’re settling in for a quiet afternoon or brewing something special for a friend, this skull‑shaped infuser brings a playful dose of the strange and beautiful to every cup.

Let’s clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning “cowardly.” So no, we’re not actually calling sick people weak — we’re just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It’s hilarious. This blend makes the perfect “get well” gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration.

Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip — yes, the same herb that sends your kitty into orbit. Catnip is known for its calming qualities, so don’t be surprised if your feline friend tries to steal a sip. The flavor is smooth, herbal, and surprisingly cozy, making it a great companion for sniffles, sulking, or general sick‑day drama.

You’re sick, boo‑fucking‑hoo
Drink this comforting tea
Quit your bitchin’
P.S. sorry you don’t feel good

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic peppermint, organic ginger, hibiscus, organic rose hips, organic anise seed, organic yarrow flower, organic catnip leaf, organic thyme, organic marigold (calendula)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life feels like it’s coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you’ve got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It’s warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life gets grimy and your choices get… questionable, Filthy Mofo is here to help you reset with flavor and attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals chosen for their cleansing, grounding, and feel‑good qualities, creating a cup that’s smooth, earthy, and surprisingly refreshing. It’s delicious hot or iced, and perfect for days when you want to feel a little lighter and a lot less like a walking trash fire.

We’re all exposed to plenty of nasty stuff in the world — in the air, in our food, in the chaos of daily life. This blend is your tasty companion for those moments when you want to support your body, hydrate, and treat yourself to something that feels clean without being boring.

You filthy motherfucker
Ready to detox your bad decisions
Repent. Drink this tea
Also, eat a vegetable

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic dandelion leaf, organic nettle leaf, organic milk thistle seed, organic ginger, organic rose hips, organic strawberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that feels like coming home. Badass Babe is Jamah’s personal creation, crafted to capture everything she loves most in a cup of tea. Earthy, grounding, spicy, and sweet, this blend layers unexpected flavors that somehow fit together perfectly, creating a brew that’s comforting, complex, and absolutely unforgettable.

Customers rave that this is their favorite tea they’ve ever tasted, and it’s easy to see why. Every sip feels like a warm embrace, a deep breath, and a spark of confidence all at once. It’s the kind of tea that tastes like your perfect day — steady, bright, and beautifully balanced.

You have a sailor’s mouth and a heart of gold
You’re ambitious and passionate as hell
You lift everyone around you
You’re a badass babe

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic elderberries, organic sarsaparilla root, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic juniper berries, organic sage, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For mornings when last night’s choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that’s refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It’s bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Step into your power with a blend that’s as bold as its name. Badass Mofo brings together the punchy depth of gunpowder green tea and the crisp, cooling bite of peppermint. Gunpowder green tea gets its name from the tightly rolled leaves that resemble tiny pellets, delivering a strong, smoky flavor that stands firm beside peppermint’s bright, refreshing lift.

The result is a simple yet flawless pairing that hits hard in all the right ways. It’s invigorating hot, unbelievably refreshing iced, and downright addictive with a squeeze of fresh lemon and a drizzle of honey. This is the blend for warriors, truth‑tellers, and anyone who refuses to shrink themselves.

You are bold with the heart of a lion
You quiet your ego and open your mind
A warrior for the people
You are one badass mofo

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic peppermint

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.