SnickerBrutal is what happens when your favorite candy bar grows up, puts on a leather jacket, and decides to become coffee. This dangerously delicious whole‑bean blend delivers the decadent trio of creamy caramel, rich chocolate, and a subtle peanut finish, all wrapped around a bold, aromatic roast that hits like a sweet little punch to the taste buds.

It's indulgent without being cloying, playful without being childish, and absolutely perfect for anyone who wants their morning brew to taste like rebellion dipped in caramel. Whether you're grinding it fresh for a slow weekend pour‑over or powering through the weekday hellscape with a brütal cup of comfort, SnickerBrutal satisfies the sweet cravings and the caffeine cravings in one glorious hit.

Great for gifting to candy‑bar nostalgics, coffee snobs with a sense of humor, or anyone who believes life is better when your coffee tastes just a little bit sinful.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Caramel • Peanut
• Roast: Medium & aromatic
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of sweet‑leaning specialty coffees with a brütal twist

The Espressocist summons a rich, velvety espresso experience with a depth that borders on supernatural. This traditional espresso roast blends 100% Arabica beans from Latin America into a cup that's bold, smooth, and beautifully complex. Notes of caramel sweetness and nutty undertones rise first, followed by a clean finish that leaves behind the warm, lingering taste of toasted almonds—a flavor that feels both comforting and just a little bit wicked.

Crafted for espresso lovers who crave a thick, luxurious crema and a shot with real presence, The Espressocist delivers a brew that's as intense as it is refined. Whether you're pulling a straight shot, crafting a macchiato, or building the perfect latte, this blend brings balance, body, and a touch of dark charm to every cup.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Roast Level: Traditional Espresso Roast
• Bean Origin: Latin America
• Flavor Profile: Caramel • Nutty • Toasted Almond Finish
• Body: Rich & Velvety with Thick Crema
• Ideal For: Espresso, moka pot, AeroPress, lattes, cappuccinos
• Vibe: Smooth, complex, and deliciously intense

Never Sleep Again brews with an energy that borders on the supernatural. This dynamic hybrid roast blends 2 parts light roast with 1 part full city, creating a cup that's bright, bold, and just a little unruly. The light roast brings lively acidity, natural sweetness, and a caffeine jolt that could rouse even the sleepiest creature of the night, while the full city roast adds rich, caramelized depth that smooths the edges without dimming the intensity.

Crafted for those who crave a cup with personality and power, Never Sleep Again delivers a brew that's as spirited as it is satisfying. Whether you're fueling late‑night creativity or greeting the dawn with wild ambition, this blend offers balance, bite, and a spark of mischief in every sip.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Light + Full City Hybrid
Bean Origin: Mexico & Peru
Flavor Profile: Bright Sweetness • Lively Acidity • Caramelized Richness
Body: Smooth, energetic, and boldly aromatic
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Bold, bright, and a little wild

Wasteland walks the line between rugged and refined, offering a cup that's steady, smooth, and built for everyday survival. This medium roast whole bean coffee delivers a medium body, silky texture, and flavor notes of caramel, chocolate, and a subtle nutty finish. The roast level preserves the natural character of its Latin American beans while adding just enough depth to keep each sip satisfying and well‑rounded.

Crafted for those who want a dependable daily brew without sacrificing flavor, Wasteland is balanced, approachable, and endlessly drinkable. Whether you're navigating the morning grind or fueling up for the long road ahead, this blend stands strong as a reliable companion in any terrain.

Coffee Info

Format: Whole Bean
Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
Roast Level: Medium
Bean Origin: Latin America
Flavor Profile: Caramel • Chocolate • Light Nutty Finish
Body: Medium, smooth, and well‑rounded
Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
Vibe: Steady, balanced, and built for the everyday wanderer

Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they're buffering, your words won't load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is "uhhh" your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Maple Pecan is what happens when cozy cabin mornings wander into Coffin Creek territory and pick up a little gothic charm along the way. This single‑serve brew blends 100% Arabica medium‑roast Brazilian beans with the warm sweetness of Canadian maple and the buttery richness of pecan, creating a cup that's smooth, comforting, and just indulgent enough to feel like a treat.

Pop a pod into your Keurig and you're instantly greeted with the aroma of maple‑soaked pastries and toasted nuts — the kind of scent that makes even the bleakest mornings feel a little more welcoming. It's flavorful without being heavy, sweet without being syrupy, and perfect for anyone who wants a touch of decadence without the fuss of grinding beans.

Whether you're easing into the day, sneaking in a mid‑afternoon pick‑me‑up, or simply craving something warm and nostalgic, Maple Pecan turns your daily cup into a small, delicious ritual.

Coffee Info

Format: Single‑Serving Coffee Pods (12‑Pack)
Compatibility: Keurig® 2.0 Brewers
Bean Origin: Brazil
Roast Level: Medium
Flavor Profile: Maple • Butter Pecan • Smooth & Sweet
Ideal For: Quick, cozy brews with a hint of indulgence

This is the cup that stares back. Dark & Deadly dives straight into the shadowy depths of flavor with a French‑roasted Sumatra that's as bold as it is beautifully brooding. Sourced from Indonesia's lush, volcanic landscapes, this full‑bodied brew delivers the kind of richness you feel in your bones—earthy, intense, and layered with dark chocolate and herbal undertones that unfold with every sip.

The velvety texture and naturally low acidity create a smooth, lingering finish reminiscent of a fog‑soaked night in Coffin Creek—mysterious, atmospheric, and just a little dangerous. For those who crave a cup with presence, this roast doesn't whisper; it hits. Complex, robust, and deeply satisfying, it's the perfect companion for late‑night scheming, early‑morning resurrection, or any moment that calls for a coffee with a serious kick.

Sip carefully—it's Dark & Deadly for a reason.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Roast: French Roast (Dark)
• Origin: Sumatra, Indonesia
• Flavor Profile: Earthy • Dark Chocolate • Herbal
• Body: Full and velvety
• Acidity: Naturally low
• Perfect For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Vibe: Bold, brooding, and unapologetically intense

Caffeinated Horror Dude is what happens when two of Coffin Creek founder Brad's all‑time favorite flavors—pumpkin and marshmallow—join forces and come back with a caffeinated grin. This whole‑bean brew blends warm, cozy pumpkin spice with sweet, fluffy toasted marshmallow, creating a cup that smells like peak autumn, tastes like Halloween, and feels like it was brewed beside a flickering jack‑o'‑lantern.

Smooth, sweet, and just spooky enough, this blend delivers a comforting roast with a playful Coffin Creek twist. Brew it black for a bright pumpkin pop, or add cream to let the marshmallow melt into something decadently soft. Whether you're easing into sweater weather, settling in for a horror marathon, or simply chasing that perfect fall‑morning vibe, Caffeinated Horror Dude brings pure autumn comfort with a caffeinated kick.

Perfect for pumpkin lovers, marshmallow devotees, and anyone who believes spooky season should be savored year‑round.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Pumpkin • Toasted Marshmallow • Warm Spices
• Roast: Smooth & sweet
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of cozy, sweet fall coffees with a playful edge

Dark & Deadly is what happens when a storm‑soaked Sumatran night gets trapped inside a coffee pod and decides to make your morning a little more dangerous. This single‑serve version of Coffin Creek's brooding bestseller delivers the same bold, full‑bodied dark roast you love — now with the convenience of a quick, no‑mess brew.

Sourced from the lush, volcanic landscapes of Sumatra, these beans undergo the region's signature wet‑hulling process, giving the coffee its unmistakable earthy depth, velvety body, and hauntingly smooth finish. Expect dark chocolate and herbal notes, wrapped in a syrupy texture that lingers long after the last sip. Low acidity keeps the cup rich and grounded, while the intense aroma announces itself the moment the pod locks into place.

Pop one into your Keurig and you get a cup that's powerful, complex, and unapologetically dark — perfect for late‑night plotting, early‑morning resurrection, or any moment that calls for a brew with real presence.

Coffee Info

Format: Single‑Serving Coffee Pods (12‑Pack)
Compatibility: Keurig® 2.0 Brewers
Bean Origin: Sumatra, Indonesia
Roast Level: Dark
Flavor Profile: Dark Chocolate • Earthy • Herbal
Ideal For: Fans of bold, brooding dark roasts with a velvety, full‑bodied finish

Never Sleep Again is what happens when your morning brew decides subtlety is overrated and kicks down the door with a jolt of bright, buzzing energy. This single‑serve version of Coffin Creek's cult‑favorite blend combines 2 parts light roast with 1 part full city, creating a cup that's bold, complex, and unapologetically awake.

The light roast brings vibrant acidity, natural sweetness, and a higher caffeine punch, while the full city roast adds rich body and deep, caramelized notes that keep the flavor grounded. The result is a dynamic, well‑rounded cup that hits with brightness up front and smooth, toasty depth on the finish.

Pop a pod into your Keurig and you'll get a fast, fierce brew that's perfect for late‑night projects, early‑morning survival, or any moment when you need your coffee to actually do something. It's bold without being bitter, energetic without being chaotic, and crafted for those who like their caffeine with character.

Coffee Info

Format: Single‑Serving Coffee Pods (12‑Pack)
Compatibility: Keurig® 2.0 Brewers
Roast Level: Extra‑Caffeinated Medium (Light + Full City Blend)
Bean Origin: Brazil
Flavor Profile: Bright Acidity • Nuanced Sweetness • Caramelized Depth
Ideal For: Late nights, early mornings, and anyone who needs a serious caffeine boost

Witches Brew casts its spell with an enchanting fusion of rich chocolate and tangy raspberry, swirling together like a potion perfected under a blood‑red moon. This medium‑roast Brazilian coffee strikes a mesmerizing balance between velvety sweetness and vibrant fruit, creating a cup that feels both decadent and delightfully wicked. Each sip is a bewitching experience—smooth, bright, and just tart enough to keep you under its delicious spell.

Perfect for anyone who craves a fruity twist on their brew or believes a little magic belongs in every morning ritual.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Roast: Medium
• Origin: Brazil
• Flavor Profile: Chocolate • Raspberry • Sweet & Tart
• Ideal For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Vibe: Bewitching, fruity, and irresistibly enchanting

Devil's Night is what happens when fall's favorite flavors slip into the shadows and come back a little wicked. This whole‑bean brew fuses rich dark chocolate with spiced pumpkin, creating a cup that's bold, decadent, and deliciously unruly. It's the kind of flavor that flickers between trick and treat—smooth one moment, mischievously spiced the next—like something brewed on the eve when mischief roams Coffin Creek.

Crafted for those who prefer their autumn coffee with a darker edge, Devil's Night delivers a roast that feels forged in fire and finished with flair. Brew it black for a punchy, chocolate‑forward hit, or soften it with cream to let the pumpkin spice smolder. Whether you're welcoming the chill, settling in for spooky‑season rituals, or simply craving a fall blend that doesn't play nice, this cup awakens with intent.

Perfect for chocolate lovers, pumpkin devotees, and anyone who believes their seasonal coffee should carry a little chaos.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Dark Chocolate • Pumpkin • Autumn Spices
• Roast: Bold & decadent
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of rich, spiced coffees with a wicked twist

Scaramel Apple is what happens when fall's sweetest tradition wanders off the orchard path and comes back just a little wicked. This whole‑bean brew blends the crisp, juicy bite of fresh‑picked apples with rich, buttery caramel, creating a cup that's equal parts sweet, tart, and trouble. It's everything you love about a caramel apple—minus the sticky teeth, questionable carnival rides, and regret.

Smooth, cozy, and unmistakably autumnal, Scaramel Apple brews into a bright, comforting cup that feels like stepping into spooky season with a grin. Drink it black for a sharper apple snap, or add cream to let the caramel melt into something warm and indulgent. Whether you're savoring a crisp morning, settling in for a horror marathon, or simply embracing fall's chaotic charm, this blend delivers a flavor that's both scarier and sweeter than you expect.

Perfect for caramel‑apple devotees, fall fanatics, and anyone who believes their seasonal coffee should come with a playful edge.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Caramel • Apple • Tart Sweetness
• Roast: Smooth & cozy
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of sweet‑tart autumn coffees with a mischievous twist

Phantom Pumpkin is what happens when autumn's favorite flavor slips back into the world with a little more attitude than anyone expected. This whole‑bean brew blends rich pumpkin, warm autumn spices, and a ghostly hint of tart sweetness that cuts through the cozy comfort and gives the cup its signature spectral bite. It's smooth, seasonal, and just mischievous enough to feel like something stirring in the Coffin Creek shadows.

Hauntingly bright yet warmly spiced, Phantom Pumpkin tastes like taking a crisp fall morning and turning it into a ritual. Brew it black for a sharper, tart‑forward profile, or soften it with cream to let the pumpkin richness linger like a friendly apparition. Whether you're easing into sweater weather, braving a chilly night, or summoning spooky‑season vibes year‑round, this blend delivers a cup that feels like autumn itself rising from the mist.

Perfect for pumpkin lovers, fall fanatics, and anyone who wants their seasonal coffee to arrive with a little supernatural flair.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Pumpkin • Warm Autumn Spices • Tart Sweetness
• Roast: Medium & aromatic
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Fans of bright, tart‑forward pumpkin coffees with a haunting twist

Pumpkinhead Pete is what happens when autumn refuses to wait its turn, kicks down the door, and pours pumpkin spice straight into your coffee ritual. This whole‑bean brew blends creamy pumpkin, warm baking spices, and a whisper of sweetness into a smooth, cozy roast that tastes like the moment fall finally wins the fight against summer.

It's comforting without being cliché, festive without going full scarecrow, and rich enough to make even the bleakest morning feel like a stroll through Coffin Creek's crisp October woods. Whether you brew it black, soften it with a splash of cream, or sip it while contemplating the changing seasons, Pumpkinhead Pete delivers a warmly spiced cup that feels like a tiny celebration of fall's favorite flavors.

Perfect for pumpkin‑spice devotees, autumn enthusiasts, or anyone who believes their coffee should taste like sweater weather in a mug. One sip and you'll understand why Pumpkinhead Pete returns every year with such delicious determination.

Coffee Info

• Format: Whole Bean
• Net Weight: 11.99 oz (340 g)
• Flavor Profile: Pumpkin • Warm Baking Spices • Hint of Sweetness
• Roast: Smooth & cozy
• Suitable For: Drip, pour‑over, French press, cold brew
• Ideal For: Pumpkin spice lovers and fall coffee enthusiasts