When your hormones decide to reenact a demolition derby inside your body, Hormone Sh*tshow steps in with a botanical lineup designed for grounding, comfort, and calm. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs traditionally used to support balance and ease during hormonal chaos — whether it’s PMS, perimenopause, menopause, or just a random Tuesday where everything feels unhinged.

Ashwagandha and chasteberry anchor the blend with earthy depth, while black cohosh and red clover add a smooth, soothing richness. Chamomile and lavender help soften the edges of frazzled nerves, peppermint brings a refreshing lift, and licorice root adds natural sweetness and warmth. The result is a comforting, floral‑herbal cup that feels like someone finally found the “calm the hell down” switch.

This is your botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs and lighting emotional dumpsters on fire.

Your hormones are on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan’s tilt‑a‑whirl

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Let’s clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning “cowardly.” So no, we’re not actually calling sick people weak — we’re just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It’s hilarious. This blend makes the perfect “get well” gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration.

Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip — yes, the same herb that sends your kitty into orbit. Catnip is known for its calming qualities, so don’t be surprised if your feline friend tries to steal a sip. The flavor is smooth, herbal, and surprisingly cozy, making it a great companion for sniffles, sulking, or general sick‑day drama.

You’re sick, boo‑fucking‑hoo
Drink this comforting tea
Quit your bitchin’
P.S. sorry you don’t feel good

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic peppermint, organic ginger, hibiscus, organic rose hips, organic anise seed, organic yarrow flower, organic catnip leaf, organic thyme, organic marigold (calendula)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life feels like it’s coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you’ve got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It’s warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that turns every hot day into a party. Rad as F*ck is ModestMix’s all‑time favorite cold brew and iced tea blend — and for good reason. This caffeine‑free beauty brews into a gorgeous crimson red, tastes like a juicy summer dream, and somehow manages to be a hit with adults and kids. Parents especially love it because it’s flavorful, refreshing, and naturally sweet without any of the processed nonsense.

This blend gets its sweetness from real green stevia leaf — straight from the garden, not the over‑processed white powder mixed with fillers. Add in hibiscus, orange peel, ginger, and lemongrass, and you’ve got a vibrant, tangy, lightly sweet brew that’s damn near irresistible. It even makes incredible popsicles (add a splash of OJ and thank us later).

Bright, bold, refreshing as hell — this blend is summer in a cup.

Shine your light bright
Be bold. Be bright. Be badass
You are so fucking rad
You light up this world

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

When life gets grimy and your choices get… questionable, Filthy Mofo is here to help you reset with flavor and attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals chosen for their cleansing, grounding, and feel‑good qualities, creating a cup that’s smooth, earthy, and surprisingly refreshing. It’s delicious hot or iced, and perfect for days when you want to feel a little lighter and a lot less like a walking trash fire.

We’re all exposed to plenty of nasty stuff in the world — in the air, in our food, in the chaos of daily life. This blend is your tasty companion for those moments when you want to support your body, hydrate, and treat yourself to something that feels clean without being boring.

You filthy motherfucker
Ready to detox your bad decisions
Repent. Drink this tea
Also, eat a vegetable

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic dandelion leaf, organic nettle leaf, organic milk thistle seed, organic ginger, organic rose hips, organic strawberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

If you love a dirty chai, get ready to meet its mischievous cousin. Dirty Earl takes classic Earl Grey and turns up the decadence by blending it with chicory, cacao, and dandelion. The result is a rich, velvety cup with the depth of coffee, the brightness of bergamot, and a whisper of vanilla that lingers like a secret.

Simple ingredients, wildly complex flavor. Smooth, dark, aromatic, and straight‑up irresistible. Whether you drink it hot, iced, or as your new morning ritual, Dirty Earl delivers a cup that feels indulgent without trying too hard. One sip and you’ll understand why this blend has a reputation.

Oh Earl, you dirty tease
What a sinfully smooth indulgence you are
Rolling shamelessly in cacao, vanilla,
exotic roots and tempting blooms
You’re irresistible — I need you in my cup

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic Earl Grey, Organic Chicory Root, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Calendula Flowers, Organic Blue Cornflowers, Organic Vanilla Essence

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Bright, bold, and naturally sweet, Juicy Ass is here to hype you up and treat you right. This refreshing blend combines green tea, hibiscus, and lemon for a vibrant cup that’s delicious hot or iced. Thanks to its naturally sweet profile, you can skip the sugar and still enjoy a full‑flavored, juicy brew.

This blend brings together ingredients that complement an active, energized lifestyle, making it a great companion for days when you want to feel a little lighter, a little brighter, or just a little more like the hot piece of magic you already are. Whether you’re chasing goals or simply craving something delicious, Juicy Ass shows up with sass and support.

Got extra junk in that trunk
Need a little “ass”ist
Drink this tea
Be nice to yourself
You’re hot AF just as you are

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Meet the blend that feels like coming home. Badass Babe is Jamah’s personal creation, crafted to capture everything she loves most in a cup of tea. Earthy, grounding, spicy, and sweet, this blend layers unexpected flavors that somehow fit together perfectly, creating a brew that’s comforting, complex, and absolutely unforgettable.

Customers rave that this is their favorite tea they’ve ever tasted, and it’s easy to see why. Every sip feels like a warm embrace, a deep breath, and a spark of confidence all at once. It’s the kind of tea that tastes like your perfect day — steady, bright, and beautifully balanced.

You have a sailor’s mouth and a heart of gold
You’re ambitious and passionate as hell
You lift everyone around you
You’re a badass babe

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic elderberries, organic sarsaparilla root, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic juniper berries, organic sage, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Wake up with intention, clarity, and a whole lot of attitude. Woke as F*ck is a bold black tea blend layered with bright mint and zesty lemon, creating a cup that’s as refreshing as it is commanding. To turn things up even further, ModestMix adds a powerhouse trio of botanicals — rosemary, ginkgo, and eleuthero root — for a flavor profile that’s herbaceous, invigorating, and ready to help you take on the day.

This is the blend for leaders, truth‑seekers, and anyone who walks into a room already knowing what’s up. Smooth, vibrant, and unapologetically strong, it’s crafted for mornings when you need your brain fully online and your spirit fully lit.

You know what’s up
You’re a leader with your fist held high
You know your truth
This tea fires you up

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Organic ingredients
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic spearmint, organic lemon peel, organic rosemary

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For mornings when last night’s choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that’s refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It’s bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Step into your power with a blend that’s as bold as its name. Badass Mofo brings together the punchy depth of gunpowder green tea and the crisp, cooling bite of peppermint. Gunpowder green tea gets its name from the tightly rolled leaves that resemble tiny pellets, delivering a strong, smoky flavor that stands firm beside peppermint’s bright, refreshing lift.

The result is a simple yet flawless pairing that hits hard in all the right ways. It’s invigorating hot, unbelievably refreshing iced, and downright addictive with a squeeze of fresh lemon and a drizzle of honey. This is the blend for warriors, truth‑tellers, and anyone who refuses to shrink themselves.

You are bold with the heart of a lion
You quiet your ego and open your mind
A warrior for the people
You are one badass mofo

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic peppermint

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

For those who believe chai should come with a little more punch, a little more spice, and a whole lot more attitude, Chai F*cking Harder lives up to its name. This bold blend starts with a base of yerba mate and black tea, creating a smooth, energizing foundation that’s anything but ordinary.

From there, ModestMix layers in all the classic chai spices you crave: cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, fennel, and licorice root. But they didn’t stop there. This blend also features the holy tulsi trinity — rama, vana, and krishna — adding depth, warmth, and a beautifully herbaceous edge that sets this chai apart from the rest.

The result is a cup that’s rich, spicy, and unapologetically bold. It’s chai that doesn’t just show up — it shows off.

You wanna chai me?
Yeah, you do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired up and win life.

Details

• Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
• Caffeinated
• Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
• Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic toasted yerba mate, organic holy tulsi trinity, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic cardamom, organic fennel seeds, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
Our "The Hanged One" Tarot Card Spice Blend (4oz) invites you to pause, reflect, and season with intention. This organic blend of smoked paprika, sage, lemon peel, rosemary, garlic, and sea salt is crafted to support moments of stillness and perspective—whether you're simmering something slow or simply shifting your culinary mindset.

The Hanged One
The "Hanged One" card in Tarot signifies surrender, perspective, and transformation through stillness. Use this blend when you're feeling stuck, uncertain, or ready to see your kitchen rituals from a new angle. Crafted for intention: Embrace the pause, trust the process, and let your meals become meditations.

Ingredients:
Smoked Paprika, Sage, Lemon Peel, Rosemary, Garlic, Sea Salt

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (1.8g)
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 135mg (6% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV)
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm.

This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you're drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate).

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "The stars don’t care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I" dish towel
• "Your horoscope says you’ll spill something and cry about it. Again." dish towel
• "The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
The World pairs well with dishes and ingredients that benefit from a flavorful pepper blend such as root vegetables, grilled asparagus, mushrooms, chickpeas, chicken, and salmon.

The World
The World represents tremendous unity and wholeness. It represents the point at which the inner and outer worlds, self and other. merge into one. It can also represent fulfillment, achievement, and completion.

Ingredients:
Sea Salt, Black Pepper, White Pepper, Pink Pepper, Garlic, Parsley

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3g) 
Calories 5
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 280mg (12% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This complex blend delivers a rich and savory experience, with a prominent smoky backbone from both smoked sea salt and smoked paprika. Sweet paprika adds a warm, fruity counterpoint to the sharp pungency of garlic, onion, and a hint of mustard. A subtle underlying sweetness from maple syrup creates a harmonious balance, while coriander introduces earthy, citrusy notes, and a kick of cayenne and white pepper provides a layered heat that lingers.

Judgement
Judgement is a card where your past and your future come together. You are being called on to review your decisions and your actions until now, to ensure they are in-line with where you ultimately want to go. The Judgement card reminds you that your future's not set in stone, and that it's never too late to make a change for the better.  This is our barbeque spice blend to help elevate meats and add a unique natural smoky flavor to veggies.

Ingredients:
Smoked Sea Salt, White Pepper, Garlic, Mustard, Onion, Maple Syrup, Sweet Paprika, Smoked Paprika, Coriander, Cayenne

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3.5g) 
Calories 10
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 380mg (17% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This highly unusual blend offers a surprising interplay of warm, pungent, and floral notes. The savory depths of garlic and the fiery kick of ginger are unexpectedly brightened by zesty lemon peel and the subtle, apple-like sweetness of chamomile. A distinctive licorice warmth from anise and the nutty, earthy undertones of sesame seeds add further complexity, all harmonized and enhanced by the essential salinity of sea salt, creating a truly unique and intriguing aromatic profile.

The Moon
The Moon card represents hidden thoughts, feelings, doubts and fears. When The Moon arises in your Tarot reading, you may be allowing your fears to override your faith in the future. Don't be deceived -- you can't believe everything that you see, hear, or think. If you can draw your feelings to the surface and address them, you can rid yourself of worry.  I like exploring unique flavors and it’s not everyday you get the chance to cook with Chamomile Flower.  The Moon pairs well with Asian dishes, and can even elevate your instant ramen.

Ingredients:
Chamomile Flower, Lemon Peel, Garlic, Ginger, Anise, Sesame Seed, Sea Salt

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (2.5g) 
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 120mg (5% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 0g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This complex blend delivers a bold and multi-layered heat, ranging from the bright, sharp intensity of chili piquin and cayenne to the sustained warmth of red chili pepper. Fruity and slightly tangy notes from Aleppo pepper complement the deep, earthy spice of cumin and coriander, while allspice and ginger introduce a warm, aromatic sweetness with subtle peppery undertones. A tangy mustard edge and the crucial presence of sea salt tie together this vibrant, pungent, and highly aromatic profile.

The Tower
The Tower represents destruction. It often comes up when everything in your life feels like its crumbling, and you have no way of stopping it. The message of this card is to just let it fall. The weakest parts of your life must be torn down in order to build something strong and sturdy in their place.  I wanted the Tower card to be the hottest of our spice blends while still bringing a ton of flavor.

Ingredients:
Chili Piquin, Red Chili Pepper, Cayenne, Aleppo Pepper, Sea Salt, Black Pepper, All Spice, Coriander, Ginger, Cumin, Yellow Mustard

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3g) 
Calories 10
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 240mg (10% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 2g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
The Temperance spice blend is a great balance between sweet and heat. It goes really well on root vegetables and cruciferous vegetables. Combine with a neutral oil and it makes for an amazing marinade on tofu, chicken, or pork.

Temperance
Temperance embodies the process of combining all aspects of oneself into a centered whole, achieving a state of well-being. It signifies patience, moderation, and finding meaning.

Ingredients:
Sea Salt, Garlic, Sugar, Cayenne, Onion, Allspice, Smoked Paprika, Black Pepper, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Parsley, Red Chili Pepper

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3.5g) 
Calories 5
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 290mg (130% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 2g (1% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
Our "Death" Tarot Card Spice Blend (4oz) is here to guide your culinary journey through transformation. This organic blend of cremini mushroom powder, garlic, mustard, chives, parsley, thyme, white pepper, and sea salt is more than just seasoning – it's an invitation to bring ritual into your everyday.

Death
The "Death" card in Tarot signifies release, renewal, and new beginnings. Use this blend when you're ready to let go of old culinary habits and embrace bold, new flavors. Crafted for intention: Make your kitchen a sacred space for nourishment and enchanting experiences.

Ingredients:
Cremini Mushroom Powder, Garlic, Mustard, Chives, Parsley, Thyme, White Pepper, Sea Salt

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (1.8g) 
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 140mg (6% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
The herbaceous nature of this spice blend will help to elevate pasta dishes, soups, and makes an amazing tofu marinade when combined with olive oil. For the meat eaters this spice blend pairs nicely with chicken or shrimp.

The Hermit
The Hermit represents a period of looking inward to find a deeper meaning in life. It can signify the seeking of spiritual guidance or a mentor.

Ingredients:
Oregano, Basil, Rosemary, Thyme, Marjoram, Sage

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1/2 tsp (1.1g) 
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 0mg (0% DV)
Total Carbohydrate <1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)
Iron 0g (4% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This complex blend delivers a warm, earthy, and aromatic profile, starting with the deep, somewhat bitter notes of turmeric and the nutty, citrusy freshness of coriander. Cumin provides a savory earthiness, while sweet paprika adds a mild, fruity warmth. Cardamom introduces a fragrant, sweet, and slightly citrusy element, complemented by the pungent, peppery kick of ginger and black pepper, and the comforting, woody sweetness of nutmeg. Finally, anise rounds out the blend with its distinctive sweet licorice undertone, creating a harmonious and richly spiced experience.

Strength
The Strength card represents courage, the fortitude of your heart, and your ability to withstand anything life hands you. If this card arises in your Tarot reading, you are reminded that you're strong enough to handle whatever you are facing and will come out of it with even more power than you had before. The curry inspired blend goes great with coconut milk, and makes delicious marinades.

Ingredients:
Turmeric, Coriander, Sweet Paprika, Cumin, Cardamom, Ginger, Nutmeg, Black Pepper, Anise

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (2.5g) 
Calories 10
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 0mg (0% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)
Iron 0g (4% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This blend offers a vibrant and tangy profile, primarily driven by the tart, lemony notes of sumac berries. A rich, earthy complexity comes from the nutty warmth of toasted sesame seeds and the deep, aromatic undertones of garlic and thyme. Fresh parsley adds a clean, herbaceous brightness, while allspice contributes a subtle, warm sweetness and complexity, all perfectly balanced and enhanced by the essential seasoning of sea salt.

The Chariot
The Chariot tarot represents overcoming obstacles through determination, focus, and willpower. You will feel motivated, ambitious, and in control. Now is the time to go for what you really want. It can also represent travel, and the balance between heart and mind. The Chariot spice blend pairs well with roasted vegetables, hummus and other dips, flatbread, pita, salad dressing or vinaigrette, chicken, whitefish, salmon, and shrimp.

Ingredients:
Sumac Berries, Sea Salt, Sesame Seed, Thyme, Garlic, Parsley, Allspice

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
24 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3g) 
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 280mg (12% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)
Iron 0g (2% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This blend offers a robust and deeply savory flavor profile, dominated by the warm, earthy, and subtly bitter notes of cumin and the distinctive smokiness of paprika. A pungent kick from black pepper is balanced by the resinous, woody undertones of thyme and the complex, sweet-spicy warmth of cloves, all while bay leaf contributes an aromatic, slightly medicinal depth and sea salt enhances the overall savory experience.

The Emperor
The Emperor is a card of leadership and power. He is an authoritative force who has been through many experiences to achieve this status. He represents structure and solidity, and reminds you that you, too, hold immense amounts of power over your own life, and what happens to it.  Mix this spice blend with greek yogurt for amazing marinades.

Ingredients:
Smoked Paprika, Black Pepper, Cumin Seed, Thyme, Bay Leaf, Cloves, Sea Salt

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3.5g) 
Calories 5
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 350mg (15% DV)
Total Carbohydrate 1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)
Iron 0g (6% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.

Organic 4 Ounce Tarot Card Spice Blend
This intricate blend presents a multifaceted flavor profile, weaving together bright citrus zest from lemon and orange peels with a warm, earthy foundation of onion, ginger, rosemary, and thyme. Aromatic herbaceousness from marjoram and fresh parsley is subtly elevated by the sweet, floral whispers of lavender and vanilla, while sea salt harmoniously balances and enhances this complex tapestry of savory, sweet, and aromatic notes.

The High Priestess
The most intuitive, connected card in the whole tarot deck, The High Priestess is a card of awareness.  This card urges you to listen to your inner voice and follow your instincts.  Your mind knows far more than you think.  When this card arises in your tarot reading, stop looking for answers in the outside world.  Turn within for the guidance you seek.  The High Priestess adds a floral element with a citrus kick to many dishes.  

Ingredients:
Lavender, Lemon Peel, Sea Salt, Orange Peel, Onion, Ginger, Marjoram, Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, Vanilla

Dietary Information:
This product is organic, vegan, and gluten-free, adhering to strict food safety and labeling guidelines. Our plant-based ingredients prioritize wholesome, sustainable foods derived from plants.

Nutrition Facts:
4 oz Jar (80g)
12 servings per container 
Amount Per Serving
Serving size 1 tsp (3g) 
Calories 0
Total Fat 0g (0% DV)
Sodium 170mg (7% DV)
Total Carbohydrate <1g (0% DV) 
Protein 0g (0% DV)

Not a significant source of saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, potassium, calcium, or iron.

Hand mixed by Dahlia's Enchanted Kitchen. This product is exempt from state licensing and inspection. This product may contain allergens.