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Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
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Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
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Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin
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Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
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Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
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Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
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Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
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Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
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"Gay. Goth. Goblin." Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Goth Babe" Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Local Cryptid" Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Don't Pray for Me" Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Dead Tired" Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Possibly Today Satan" Goat Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Be Gay Do Witchcraft" Moon Phase Black Cotton Beach Bag
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"Embracing my Weirdness" Bat Black Cotton Beach Bag
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Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins
Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins

Wizarding Whiskers Enamel Lapel Pins

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A black cat in a colorful scarf, ready for whatever the wizarding world throws at it. Available in two house-adjacent colorways — Blue & Yellow or Red & Yellow — so you can rep your allegiance without saying a word. Pin it to a robe, jacket, or tote and let the cat lead the way.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1⅛" tall
  • Available in 2 styles: Blue & Yellow Scarf, Red & Yellow Scarf
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin
Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin

Witches Little Helper Enamel Lapel Pin

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Every witch needs a familiar, and this one comes pinned to your lapel. This enamel pin features a playful black cat beneath a flower-and-star-adorned orange witch hat — the perfect blend of spooky and sweet. Pin it to a jacket, tote, or hat and carry a little magic wherever you go.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1" tall
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin
Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin

Raven Door Enamel Lapel Pin

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A raven stepping through a celestial doorway, following the moon and stars into whatever comes next. This pin captures that liminal moment — the threshold between here and elsewhere — in hard enamel and gloss finish. Pin it to a jacket or tote and carry the door with you.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1⅛" tall
A black enamel lapel pin featuring a design of a crow perched on a crescent moon with clouds in the background.
Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin
Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin
A black enamel lapel pin featuring a design of a crow perched on a crescent moon with clouds in the background.
Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin
Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin

Midnight Moon Crow Enamel Lapel Pin

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A black crow perched on a crescent moon, clouds drifting past in the night sky. Still, atmospheric, and quietly striking — this pin captures that particular midnight calm. Pin it to a jacket, tote, or collar and carry a piece of the night with you.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1⅛" tall
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin
Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin

Serpent and Crescent Enamel Lapel Pin

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A black serpent coiled around a crescent moon, adorned with stars and planets — the night sky distilled into 1¼ inches of enamel. Celestial, a little sinister, and exactly the kind of thing that makes someone stop and ask where you got it. Pin it to a jacket, tote, or collar and let the serpent do the rest.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1¼" tall
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

Two Headed Cosmic Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

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Two heads, one sun, infinite implications. This enamel pin features a celestial double-headed black serpent coiled around a radiant sun — ancient symbolism rendered in hard enamel and ready to pin to your jacket. The kind of piece that makes people look twice and ask questions you may or may not answer.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1¼" tall
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin
Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin

Cosmic Balance Twin Serpents Enamel Lapel Pin

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Two serpents, perfectly opposed. One white with floral detail, one black with celestial symbols — entwined in a balance that feels ancient and inevitable. Earth and sky, night and day, bloom and void. Pin it to a jacket or tote and let the duality speak for itself.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1¼" tall
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

Thorned Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

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A black serpent, mouth open, coiled through a tangle of pink roses. Beauty and danger in the same breath — the thorns and the fangs equally sharp. This pin is for those who find the two inseparable. Pin it to a jacket, tote, or collar and wear the tension well.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1¼" tall
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin
Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

Moonphase Serpent Enamel Lapel Pin

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A black serpent coiled and still, gold lunar phases running down its back like a spine of moonlight. This pin is the kind of detail that rewards a closer look — subtle from a distance, striking up close. Pin it to a jacket, collar, or tote and carry the moon cycle with you.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1¼" tall
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin
Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin

Ethereal Leaf Snake Enamel Lapel Pin

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A black serpent coiled through a leafy branch — part botanical illustration, part dark omen, entirely striking. This pin captures the quiet tension between the natural world and something older and stranger. Pin it to a jacket, tote, or lapel and let it speak for itself.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1⅜" tall
Black tote bag with white text 'GAY. GOTH. GOBLIN.' on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with white text 'GAY. GOTH. GOBLIN.' on a white background
Black tote bag with white text 'GAY. GOTH. GOBLIN.' on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with white text 'GAY. GOTH. GOBLIN.' on a white background

"Gay. Goth. Goblin." Black Cotton Beach Bag

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This chaotic cutie is perfect for queer cryptids, spooky mischief-makers, and anyone who thrives in the shadows with a wink and a snarl.

The Gay. Goth. Goblin. Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a large black cotton tote that's loud, proud, and ready to carry your beautifully unhinged energy wherever you roam. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it's ideal for beach days, thrift hauls, dungeon crawls, or just carrying snacks and spite in equal measure.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for all your essentials—whether that's sunscreen and spell jars or glitter and goblincore treasures. The bold white print stands out against the black fabric, making your identity unmistakably fabulous.

Whether you're haunting the shoreline or raiding the farmer's market, this bag brings the perfect blend of menace and magic.

Black tote bag with 'goth babe' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'goth babe' text on a white background
Black tote bag with 'goth babe' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'goth babe' text on a white background

"Goth Babe" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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This effortlessly cool tote is perfect for spooky sweethearts, fashion-forward phantoms, and anyone who wears black like it's a second skin.

The Goth Babe Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a black cotton essential that blends simplicity with statement. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it's perfect for everyday errands, moonlit bookstore runs, or carrying your favorite vinyl and velvet.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for all your dark necessities—whether that's eyeliner, poetry, or snacks for a cemetery picnic. The bold white "Goth Babe" print pops against the black fabric, letting the world know exactly who you are (and that you look amazing doing it).

Whether you're haunting the aisles of your local thrift shop or just out being your fabulous self, this tote is your go-to gothic companion.

Black tote bag with 'Local Cryptid' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Local Cryptid' text on a white background
Black tote bag with 'Local Cryptid' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Local Cryptid' text on a white background

"Local Cryptid" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the elusive, the mysterious, and the mildly sunburned…

The Local Cryptid Black Cotton Beach Bag is your new stealthy summer companion—ideal for those who appear unexpectedly, vanish quietly, and carry more than just sunscreen. With bold white text that declares your status as a certified enigma, this bag blends cryptic charm with carry-all practicality.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for spontaneous disappearances to lakeside hideouts, shaded forest picnics, or dramatic beach exits. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it comfortably holds your towel, snacks, field notes on sightings, and maybe a jar of swamp water (no judgment).

The high-contrast print makes your identity delightfully unclear—while your bag says "Local Cryptid," no one really knows for sure. Whether you're ghosting group chats or avoiding small talk by the waves, this bag has your back. Literally.

Black tote bag with 'Don't pray for me' text on a white wooden background
"Don't Pray for Me" Black Cotton Beach Bag
Black tote bag with 'Don't pray for me' text on a white wooden background
"Don't Pray for Me" Black Cotton Beach Bag

"Don't Pray for Me" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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This delightfully deadpan tote is perfect for the unbothered, the over-it, and anyone whose patience has officially left the building.

The Don't Pray for Me Tote Bag by Witchwood Bags features a bold white text design—because sometimes, you just have to let it go (with flair). Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is as practical as it is petty, perfect for errands, day trips, or carrying the emotional baggage you no longer care about.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for snacks, spellbooks, or the receipts you're no longer interested in showing. The high-contrast print pops against the black fabric, making your mood crystal clear without saying a word.

Whether you're off to the market or just done with everything, this bag is your new favorite form of passive-aggressive self-expression.

Black tote bag with white text on a light wooden background
"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Black Cotton Beach Bag
Black tote bag with white text on a light wooden background
"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Black Cotton Beach Bag

"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the resilient, the rebellious, and the gloriously unkillable…

The Surviving Purely Out of Spite Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than just an accessory—it's a whole mood. With bold white text that tells the world exactly what fuels your lifeforce (hint: it's not kale smoothies), this unapologetic tote is built for beach days, battle cries, and begrudging self-care.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's as durable as your ability to power through nonsense. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's got plenty of room for sunblock, snacks, grudges, and maybe a cursed seashell or two.

The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric, turning your emotional survival strategy into art you can carry. Whether you're reclaiming your time on a sandy shore or manifesting petty victories by the pool, this bag isn't just surviving—it's thriving, theatrically.

Go ahead, pack your things—and your sass.

Black tote bag with a white hearse graphic and 'Last Responder' text on a white wooden background
"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag
Black tote bag with a white hearse graphic and 'Last Responder' text on a white wooden background
"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag

"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the glam ghoul whose arrival is fashionably fatal…

The Last Responder Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag is equal parts campy, creepy, and oddly comforting. Featuring bold white text paired with a vintage hearse graphic, it makes your role in life (and death) crystal clear: you're showing up last, but with serious style.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is designed to hold everything you need for dramatic beach entries, post-mortem picnics, or just a quiet afternoon of ominous people-watching. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it easily fits your towel, snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a collection of antique obituaries.

The high-contrast design pops against the dark fabric—so even if you ghost the party, your vibe won't go unnoticed. Whether you're into medical-grade sarcasm or spooky-soft-core aesthetic, this tote puts the "fun" in funeral.

Because sometimes, the final word is the best-dressed one.

Black tote bag with white text on a light wooden background
Black tote bag with white text on a white background
Black tote bag with white text on a light wooden background
Black tote bag with white text on a white background

"Nerdy, Dirty, Inked and Curvy" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the brainy babe with sass, smarts, and seriously good ink…

The Nerdy, Dirty, Inked and Curvy Black Cotton Beach Bag is a loud-and-proud declaration of everything you bring to the table—and the beach. With bold white text that celebrates your curves, your tattoos, your spicy mind, and your spicy attitude, this bag is unapologetically you.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for poolside lounging, bookstore crawls, or steamy seaside reads (no judgment if it's fanfic). Its roomy design—about 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm)—holds everything from sunscreen and sketchpads to snacks and scandalous paperbacks.

The high-contrast print pops against the dark fabric like your personality at brunch. Whether you're flaunting your favorite fandom or just embracing your self-love era, this tote makes it clear: you're a whole vibe—and you know it.

Brains, body, tattoos, attitude. Bag it all up.

Black tote bag with 'Dead Tired' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Dead Tired' text on a white background
Black tote bag with 'Dead Tired' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Dead Tired' text on a white background

"Dead Tired" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the sleep-deprived siren who still manages to slay at the shore…

The Dead Tired Black Cotton Beach Bag is your perfect plus-one for beach days fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and vibes darker than your under-eye circles. With bold white text that calls out your exhausted excellence, it's ideal for anyone dragging themselves through summer like a stylish member of the undead.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built for sandy naps, ghosting responsibilities, and carrying more emotional baggage than snacks (but also snacks). Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it can comfortably hold your essentials—sunscreen, shades, cursed lip balm, and the existential dread you packed for fun.

The high-contrast design pops against the midnight fabric, making your mood obvious without saying a word. Whether you're crashing on a beach towel or doom-scrolling in the sun, this bag is your vibe: barely hanging on, but doing it fashionably.

Running on fumes, resting in peace.

Black tote bag with 'Based on the Novel by Stephen King' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Based on the Novel by Stephen King' text on a white background
Black tote bag with 'Based on the Novel by Stephen King' text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with 'Based on the Novel by Stephen King' text on a white background

"Based on the Novel by Stephen King" Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the horror-lit aficionado whose beach reads come with blood splatter and suspense…

The Based on the Novel by Stephen King Black Cotton Beach Bag is a chillingly cheeky nod to the master of modern horror and the vibes that follow you everywhere. Featuring bold white text that turns even the most relaxing beach day into a psychological thriller, this tote is perfect for those who sunbathe with side-eyes and plot twists.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's built for weathering the sands of summer like a seasoned survivor. At approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it has plenty of space for sunscreen, paperback terrors, cursed items, and snacks with suspicious origins.

The high-contrast design stands out on dark fabric—making your literary loyalties obvious without needing to utter a single ominous line. Whether you're flipping pages on the pier or manifesting your own eerie aura, this tote says you're not just beach-bound—you're plot-ready.

Because some of us weren't made for rom-coms.

Black tote bag with red goat graphic and text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with red goat head design and text on a white background
Black tote bag with red goat graphic and text on a white wooden background
Black tote bag with red goat head design and text on a white background

"Possibly Today Satan" Goat Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the fashionably infernal who wake up and choose chaos—maybe...

The Possibly Today Satan Black Cotton Beach Bag is a mood, a warning, and a vibe all in one. Featuring jet-black text paired with a devilishly red goat head design, it's perfect for the beach witch who's just barely resisting the urge to hex everything in sight.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for blazing hot days and equally fiery attitudes. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), this roomy tote holds sunscreen, shades, salty snacks, and maybe a cursed trinket or two.

The red-and-black combo practically sizzles against the dark background, turning heads and warding off unwanted vibes with one glance. Whether you're lounging near water or stirring trouble in style, this bag tells it how it is: today might be the day—and you're dressed for it.

Sinister. Stylish. Slightly sarcastic.

Black tote bag with white text and moon phases on a wooden surface
Black tote bag with white text and moon phases on a white background
Black tote bag with white text and moon phases on a wooden surface
Black tote bag with white text and moon phases on a white background

"Be Gay Do Witchcraft" Moon Phase Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the spellbound and sapphic who cast with flair and love without apology…

The Be Gay Do Witchcraft Moon Phase Black Cotton Beach Bag is a radiant rebellion wrapped in moonlight and magic. Featuring bold white text and an enchanting white moon phase design, this tote celebrates queer joy and mystical mischief—because identity is sacred, and so is your beach aesthetic.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's built for salt-kissed rituals, sunny protests, and tarot readings by tidepool. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for sunscreen, crystals, spell books, iced tea, and righteous indignation.

The celestial white artwork casts a striking glow against the dark fabric, making your vibe unmistakable even from across the sand. Whether you're hexing the heteronormative or dancing under the stars, this bag is your coven-approved companion.

Pride. Power. Potency. Pack it all.

Black tote bag with 'Embracing my weirdness' text and bat design on a white background
Black tote bag with white text 'Embracing my weirdness' and a bat graphic on a white background
Black tote bag with 'Embracing my weirdness' text and bat design on a white background
Black tote bag with white text 'Embracing my weirdness' and a bat graphic on a white background

"Embracing my Weirdness" Bat Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the delightfully eccentric, unapologetically odd, and proudly offbeat beachgoer…

The Embracing My Weirdness Bat Black Cotton Beach Bag is a love letter to the misfits, moonhowlers, and magnificent weirdos who know that normal is overrated. Featuring bold white text and a charming bat design, it pairs spooky-cute style with fearless self-expression.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built to carry sunscreen, snacks, bat plushies, glitter, and vibes that don't conform to any mold. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for beach essentials and the unexpected.

The high-contrast design makes your quirky banner pop against the dark fabric—because being different deserves a bold entrance. Whether you're picnicking under cloud cover or reading cryptid fanfic by the waves, this bag embraces your weirdness with style, sincerity, and a little bit of bite.

Let your freak flag fly.

Four black carded keychains with different designs on a white background
Keychain with coffin and cross design on a 'Black Magic' branded card
Black Magic keyring with pentagram design on a black card
Heart-shaped keyring with 'Talking Board' text on a black card labeled 'Black Magic Keyring'.
Black Magic keyring with triple moon and star design on a black card
Four black carded keychains with different designs on a white background
Keychain with coffin and cross design on a 'Black Magic' branded card
Black Magic keyring with pentagram design on a black card
Heart-shaped keyring with 'Talking Board' text on a black card labeled 'Black Magic Keyring'.
Black Magic keyring with triple moon and star design on a black card

Black Magic Keyrings | Coffin, Triple Moon, Planchette, & Pentagram

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Witchy icons, forged in chrome.

Carry a little darkness with you wherever you go. These sleek chrome metal keyrings are more than just practical—they're miniature talismans for the magically inclined. Choose from four iconic silhouettes: Coffin, Pentagram, Planchette, or Triple Moon. Each one is a nod to the occult, the mysterious, and the beautifully macabre.

Crafted with a heavy-duty split ring, these keyrings are built to keep your keys secure—whether you're unlocking your front door or summoning the void. Durable, eye-catching, and unapologetically witchy, they're the perfect finishing touch for your everyday carry.

Available Styles:

  • Coffin
  • Pentagram
  • Planchette
  • Triple Moon

Each charm measures approximately 1.5 inches (3.8 cm) on its longest side. Add one to your keychain, bag, or altar. Magic is in the details.

Black beanie with 'Unholy' embroidery on a white background
"Unholy" Black Knit Beanie
"Unholy" Black Knit Beanie
Black beanie with 'Unholy' embroidery on a white background
"Unholy" Black Knit Beanie
"Unholy" Black Knit Beanie

"Unholy" Black Knit Beanie

Regular price $27.00
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Cold weather. Questionable halo. The “Unholy” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs bold white embroidered lettering with a black knit cap for a little everyday irreverence.

Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty evening out, a record-store wander, or a morning coffee with no plans for sainthood. Warmth without the wholesome reputation.

  • 100% acrylic knit
  • Black with white “Unholy” embroidery
  • Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
  • Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags
Black beanie with 'Don't pray for me' text on a wooden surface
"Don't Pray for Me" Black Knit Beanie
Black beanie with 'Don't pray for me' text on a wooden surface
"Don't Pray for Me" Black Knit Beanie

"Don't Pray for Me" Black Knit Beanie

Regular price $27.00
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Warmth welcome. Unsolicited blessings optional. The “Don’t Pray for Me” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs bold white embroidered lettering with a black knit cap for a clear statement of independence.

Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty morning commute, an afternoon wander, or a coffee run with your boundaries already spelled out. Cozy without compromising your point of view.

  • 100% acrylic knit
  • Black with white “Don’t Pray for Me” embroidery
  • Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
  • Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags
Black beanie with 'Last Responder' text and car graphic on a wooden surface
"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie
Black beanie with 'Last Responder' text and car graphic on a wooden surface
"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie

"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie

Regular price $27.00
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Some arrivals are final. The “Last Responder” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs an embroidered hearse with white “Last Responder” lettering for a cold-weather dose of gallows humor.

Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a cemetery stroll, a frosty morning coffee run, or an everyday outfit that leans toward the macabre. Warmth up top, deadpan delivery below.

  • 100% acrylic knit
  • Black with white embroidery
  • Hearse motif with “Last Responder” lettering
  • Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
  • Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags
Black sun hat with bat and moon designs on a textured surface
Batty Moon Gothic Floppy Sun Hat
Black sun hat with bat and moon designs on a textured surface
Batty Moon Gothic Floppy Sun Hat

Batty Moon Gothic Floppy Sun Hat

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A silhouette for the nocturnal and the dramatic. This black straw sun hat features a white embroidered design of flying bats and a crescent moon, bringing a touch of gothic whimsy to your warm-weather wardrobe. The wide, floppy brim offers generous shade and soft movement, perfect for cemetery strolls, moonlit markets, or simply vanishing into the shadows. Lightweight and breathable, this hat blends celestial flair with cryptid-core comfort.

Details

  • Color: Black straw with white embroidery
  • Design: Flying bats and crescent moon motif
  • Fit: Unisex with adjustable interior band
  • Style: Wide brim, floppy silhouette
  • Embroidery: Hand-applied for unique variation
"Corpse" Embroidered Dad Hat
Black cap with 'Corpse' text on a light gray background
"Corpse" Embroidered Dad Hat
Black cap with 'Corpse' text on a light gray background

"Corpse" Embroidered Dad Hat

Regular price $27.00
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For those with a taste for the morbidly humorous, the “Corpse” Embroidered Dad Hat delivers perfectly deadpan style. This classic black cap is crafted from a breathable cotton blend and features an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit.

The stark embroidered lettering reads Corpse — a simple, bold nod to anyone who navigates life with a little gallows humor and a lot of existential charm. Soft, durable, and effortlessly wearable, it adds a touch of macabre wit to any outfit without trying too hard.

Minimalist. Morbid. Surprisingly versatile — a staple for anyone who enjoys keeping their humor six feet deep.

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