This oversized brim beauty is perfect for bold spirits, resting witch faces, and anyone who’s tired of unsolicited sunshine and unsolicited advice.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum attitude. The phrase "Don't tell me to smile" is stitched across the front like a protective spell—perfect for beach days, market strolls, or any moment when you’d rather not be told to brighten up.
Whether you're radiating quiet rage or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.
Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.