This oversized brim beauty is perfect for antisocial sun-seekers, shade-loving introverts, and anyone who wants their beachwear to speak for them—loudly and clearly.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum sass. The phrase "GO AWAY" is stitched boldly across the front, making it the perfect accessory for poolside solitude, solo picnics, or dramatic exits.
Whether you're dodging small talk or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.
Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking good as new in no time.