Our snarky birds dish towels are the perfect gift for fans of nature and dark humor alike. They're one size fits all and add a dash of sass to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!
This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
Celebrate the darker side of winter with the Furrybones™ Krampus Figurine—a mischievously adorable take on the legendary punisher of naughty children. Hand-painted with devilish detail, this cold cast resin creature features Krampus in skeletal form, complete with horns, hooves, and a sinister grin that’s more charming than chilling.
Standing at approximately 2.75" x 3.25" x 4.25", this compact collectible is perfect for mantels, altars, or gift-giving to those who prefer their holiday cheer with a side of folklore and fright. Whether you're decking the halls or hexing the season, Krampus is ready to keep watch.
Dimensions: 2.75" W x 3.25" D x 4.25" H Material: Cold cast resin Finish: Hand-painted details Care: Dust gently. Do not provoke.
Illuminate your space with an air of cosmic mystery with the Abyssal Orb of Cthulhu Wall Sconce Lamp. Featuring a highly detailed sculpt of the Eldritch abomination Cthulhu, this stunning piece is made from durable, high-quality resin. Measuring 11" x 5.5" x 15" and fitted with a US-style plug, Cthulhu holds a frosted white orb in his hands, gazing into it with an enigmatic presence. Perfect for adding a touch of the macabre to any room, this lamp is a must-have for Lovecraft enthusiasts and fans of dark fantasy decor.
Add a flutter of gothic elegance to your table with this Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Crafted from high-quality ceramic and shaped like sleek black bats mid-flight, these shakers bring a playful yet mysterious energy to every meal. Their compact size fits comfortably in hand, while their sculptural wings and glossy finish make them a standout accent in any kitchen or dining space.
Perfect for bat lovers, nocturnal hosts, and those who prefer their seasoning served with a side of spooky, this set blends function with flair. Whether you're conjuring comfort food or hosting a moonlit dinner, these winged companions are ready to take flight.
Size: Approx. 3.5" x 1.96" x 2.36" Materials: Glazed ceramic Care: Hand-wash recommended. Not microwave safe.
Add a touch of nature and elegance to your home with this stunning throw pillow. This pillow features a high-quality photograph of a birch forest in winter, with crisp white sky and dark tree trunks creating a striking contrast. The image captures the beauty and majesty of the natural world in a black and white photo. This pillow is perfect for any nature inspired, minimalist, lodge, cabin, cottage, mid-century, or rustic decor.
Throw Pillows
Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.
Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
Enjoy the tranquil beauty of our “Tall Trees” Throw Pillow. Featuring a striking black and white photograph of tall pine trees, this pillow captures the serene interplay of light and shadow, reminiscent of a peaceful forest walk.
Perfect for eclectic and nature-inspired decor, it adds elegance and simplicity to any space, inviting you to pause and reflect on the beauty of nature.
Throw Pillows
Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.
Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
Our Delicate Spite dish towels make a great gift for the vengeance demon in your life. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too! In fact, maybe you see yourself as a future gorgon, a vengeful crow, or a future supervillain. Well snap up this towel set, Medusa, they're a must-have for your lair.
This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
What's included:
"Remember mild inconvenience is temporary spite is forever" dish towel
"Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel
"Not to brag, but I am currently living my villain origin story" dish towel
