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Spooky Spells, Bats and Mushrooms Tote Bag
Spooky Spells, Bats and Mushrooms Tote Bag
Spooky Spells, Bats and Mushrooms Tote Bag
Spooky Spells, Bats and Mushrooms Tote Bag

Spooky Spells, Bats and Mushrooms Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Fairy Riding a Bat Tote Bag
Fairy Riding a Bat Tote Bag
Fairy Riding a Bat Tote Bag
Fairy Riding a Bat Tote Bag

Fairy Riding a Bat Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

All Seeing Eye (Teal) Tote Bag
All Seeing Eye (Teal) Tote Bag
All Seeing Eye (Teal) Tote Bag
All Seeing Eye (Teal) Tote Bag

All Seeing Eye (Teal) Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
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.: Black lining
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All Seeing Eye (Violet) Tote Bag
All Seeing Eye (Violet) Tote Bag
All Seeing Eye (Violet) Tote Bag
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All Seeing Eye (Violet) Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Crow Feathers Tote Bag
Crow Feathers Tote Bag
Crow Feathers Tote Bag
Crow Feathers Tote Bag

Crow Feathers Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Dance With The Devil Tote Bag
Dance With The Devil Tote Bag
Dance With The Devil Tote Bag
Dance With The Devil Tote Bag

Dance With The Devil Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Ram Skull Tote Bag
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Ram Skull Tote Bag
Ram Skull Tote Bag

Ram Skull Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Mother Mushroom and Her Children Tote Bag
Mother Mushroom and Her Children Tote Bag
Mother Mushroom and Her Children Tote Bag
Mother Mushroom and Her Children Tote Bag

Mother Mushroom and Her Children Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Raven Moon Tote Bag
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Raven Moon Tote Bag
Raven Moon Tote Bag

Raven Moon Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Live Deliciously Tote Bag
Live Deliciously Tote Bag
Live Deliciously Tote Bag
Live Deliciously Tote Bag

Live Deliciously Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

Dark Forest Tote Bag
Dark Forest Tote Bag
Dark Forest Tote Bag
Dark Forest Tote Bag

Dark Forest Tote Bag

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Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

.: 100% Polyester
.: Boxed corners
.: Black cotton handles
.: Black lining
.: 18"x18"x4" (handle height: 12")

"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card
"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card
"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card
"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card
"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card
"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card

"Greetings from Krampus" Holiday Greeting Card

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Krampus is the terrifying horned companion of St Nicholas said to punish naughty children during the Yule season.

While jolly old St. Nick brings gifts to deserving children on the eve of December 5th, this night is known as Krampusnacht, or Krampus Night, in German folklore.

Krampus roams the streets at night in chains and bells, on the lookout for children who have misbehaved. He captures them, stuffs them into his sack and carries them off to his lair for drowning or eating.

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  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

"A Happy Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

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Evoke the Hallowe'en of yesteryear with this reproduction antique Halloween card set.  

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  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

"The Magic Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

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Evoke the Hallowe'en of yesteryear with this reproduction antique Halloween card set.

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Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card

"Halloween Greetings" Antique Greeting Card

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Folded Card

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  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card
"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card

"The Halloween Cauldron" Antique Greeting Card

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Folded Card

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  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card
"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card

"A Halloween Shadow" Antique Greeting Card

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Send a vintage Halloween greeting card to your friends and family with this evocative antique style. Featuring a genuine Victorian greeting card design, vintage texture throughout and blank writing space on the inside, it's sure to be treasured by anyone lucky enough to receive it.

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Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a greeting card.

  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

"Greetings at Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

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Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card
"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card

"Halloween Greeting" Antique Greeting Card

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Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card
"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

"A Thrilling Halloween" Antique Greeting Card

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Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

  • Made in USA
  • Standard Fine Finch 110#
  • Printed on HP Indigo Printers
  • 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
  • Blank White Envelopes Included
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal

"Crow and Flowers" Paperback Journal

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Paperback Journal

Whether you’re taking notes, writing down your thoughts or just sketching ideas; do it in style with one of these beautiful paperback journals.

  • Available in Two Sizes: Small - 5.75”x8” & Large - 7.25”x10”
  • Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover
  • 100 Leaves of Lined Paper (200 Pages to Write On)
  • Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
  • Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal
"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal

"Crow and Flowers" Hardcover Writing Journal

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Hardcover Journal

Whether you’re taking notes, writing down your thoughts or just sketching ideas; do it in style with one of these beautiful hardcover journals.

  • Available in Two Sizes: Small - 5.75”x8” & Large - 7.25”x10”
  • Sturdy/Durable Hardcover
  • Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish
  • 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On)
  • Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card
"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card

"Attempted Murder" Crow Greeting Card

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Funny crow greeting card reads, "If at first you don't succeed..." on the front, and "It's only attempted murder" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for fans of birds, crows, ravens, true crime, and puns.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Add a unique touch to any wish with these personalized greeting cards. Measuring at 4.25” x 5.5”, these printable cards can handle long-distance transportation with minimal risk thanks to their robust, uncoated cardstock. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each pack comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

.: One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
.: Available with printing on the outside and inside
.: Matte finish
.: Matching white envelopes included

"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card
"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card

"Smash the Patriarchy" Greeting Card

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Funny floral greeting card reads, "Roses are Red, Knowledge is Power" on the front, and "Go Smash the Patriarchy, You Beautiful Flower" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a graduation, baby shower, breakup, divorce, coming out, or encouragement for a friend.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Add a unique touch to any wish with these personalized greeting cards. Measuring at 4.25” x 5.5”, these printable cards can handle long-distance transportation with minimal risk thanks to their robust, uncoated cardstock. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each pack comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

.: One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
.: Available with printing on the outside and inside
.: Matte finish
.: Matching white envelopes included

"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card
"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card

"You're Not Completely Worthless" Greeting Card

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Funny bird illustration greeting card reads, "You're not completely worthless" on the front, and "organs go for a lot on the black market" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a breakup, divorce, or encouragement for a friend.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3-5 days for production.

Add a unique touch to any wish with these personalized greeting cards. Measuring at 4.25” x 5.5”, these printable cards can handle long-distance transportation with minimal risk thanks to their robust, uncoated cardstock. Available in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs - each pack comes with size-matching white envelopes for each card.

.: One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
.: Available with printing on the outside and inside
.: Matte finish
.: Matching white envelopes included

"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal
"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal

"Grievance Journal" Hardcover Anti-Gratitude Journal

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What the heck is a grievance journal?

Toxic positivity got you down? Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches" with glowing skin and zero problems telling you to manifest a better life by just "choosing" happiness? We are, too! So sick of it, in fact, that we created the perfect repository for all your existential angst and daily gripes! Introducing the Grievance Journal! Whether it's terrible drivers, annoying co-workers, heinous in-laws, or humanity at large causing you grief, don't stuff it down — express your rage on the pages within and move on with your interminably long life here in the hellscape we've all come to know and loathe!

Anti Gratitude Journal Features Include:

  • Hardcover
  • Measures 6 x 9 inches
  • 214 pages, with ample space for writing and doodling about your frustrations
  • 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
  • 52 funny de-motivational quotes designed to help you laugh at your own relentless angst
  • 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
  • Made in the United States of America

It makes a perfect holiday gift or stocking stuffer. This one sells out quickly, so don't wait!

"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook
"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook

"In Case No One Told You Today" Spiralbound Writing Notebook

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Watch the downfall of society in style!

Sure, everything is hopeless and doomed, but that doesn't mean you can't have a good time. Take the edge off the bad news we're constantly surrounded by with your favorite vino. Have this stylish wine lover notebook at the ready to jot down schemes for coping with our modern dystopia. It makes a great gift for the oenophile who enjoys a side of dark humor with their favorite wine.

Suggested uses:

  • Tasting notes — so you can keep track of which wines you enjoyed the most
  • Guest book — have your visitors leave a note about their stay
  • Meeting notes
  • Keep track of scores on game night
  • Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer

 Product Features:

  • Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover
  • Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat
  • Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches
  • Made in the USA
  • Not available on Amazon
  • 160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled
  • Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook, it's completely un-hackable. Perfect for jotting down nefarious schemes and dark secrets you don't want the internet getting its grubby digital paws on.
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin
"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin

"Grow a Pair" Feminist Enamel Lapel Pin

Regular price $16.00
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This "Grow a Pair" Feminist Lapel Pin is just what you need to remind yourself and others to keep going. Featuring an enameled zinc alloy design with a butterfly clasp on the back for secure fastening, it will stand up to wear and tear while making a loud statement that no one can ignore. Wear it on a shirt, backpack or wherever! Approximately 1" tall. Butterfly clasp for secure fastening.
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