Rarely seen. Occasionally caffeinated. The “Local Cryptid” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs a classic black cap with embroidered lettering for those who prefer their public appearances brief and mildly mysterious.
Made from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Wear it for a woodland wander, a late-night snack run, or an unexpected sighting at your usual coffee shop. No blurry photographic evidence required.
Black dad hat with “Local Cryptid” embroidered lettering
Civilized is optional. The “Feral” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags puts your untamed side into words, pairing embroidered lettering with a classic black cap.
Made from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Pull it on for a late coffee run, a wandering afternoon, or any occasion that calls for minimal small talk. A little attitude, no explanation required.
A little feral. Entirely yourself. The “Goblin” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags brings a mischievous streak to a classic black cap, with stitched lettering that makes your allegiance clear.
Crafted from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat has an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Pull it on for a thrift-store hunt, a coffee run, or an afternoon spent collecting things you definitely needed. Goblin behavior, comfortably accessorized.
Cold weather. Questionable halo. The “Unholy” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs bold white embroidered lettering with a black knit cap for a little everyday irreverence.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty evening out, a record-store wander, or a morning coffee with no plans for sainthood. Warmth without the wholesome reputation.
This bold, no-apologies statement piece is perfect for chaos gremlins, instinct-driven souls, and anyone who prefers their summer style a little untamed.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering generous shade with a dramatic, free-flowing silhouette. The word “Feral” is stitched boldly across the brim, turning a simple accessory into a declaration of mood.
Whether you are embracing your wild side or just not interested in being perceived, this hat has you covered in unapologetic style.
Please note: due to the generously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will restore its shape with ease.
This striking, western-inspired statement piece is perfect for desert wanderers, cosmic cowboys, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a touch of myth and mystery.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in rich gold thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering generous shade with a bold, sweeping silhouette. The design features entwined snakes alongside a radiant sun and crescent moon, blending earthy symbolism with celestial energy in a way that feels both grounded and otherworldly.
Whether you are chasing sunsets or channeling something a little more untamed, this hat has you covered in effortless, desert-goth style.
Please note: due to the generously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will restore its shape with ease.
Declare your alignment with this unisex embroidered ball cap, designed for comfort, chaos, and everyday wear. The black cotton blend is breathable and soft, making it your go-to dad hat for errands, events, or existential spirals. Featuring bold embroidery and an adjustable back clasp, this goth-inspired baseball cap fits most heads and all moods. Whether you're haunting the farmers market or hexing your to-do list, this cap is your favorite accessory.
"Dead Inside" Gothic Floppy Sun Hat - Black Straw, XL Brim
This oversized brim beauty is perfect for the emotionally unavailable, the delightfully deadpan, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a touch of existential humor.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum sarcasm. The phrase "DEAD INSIDE" is stitched boldly across the front—a perfectly passive-aggressive accessory for beach days, backyard gatherings, or simply existing in public.
Whether you're radiating apathy or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.
Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.
For those who like their style honest, ironic, and just a little bit unhinged. The Dead Inside Embroidered Dad Hat is a classic black cap crafted from a breathable cotton blend with an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit. Featuring clean, high-quality embroidered lettering, this hat delivers dry humor with effortless confidence. Whether you are running on caffeine, surviving adulthood, or simply embracing your inner sarcasm, it adds a subtle edge to any casual look. Soft, durable, and easy to wear, it is the perfect everyday accessory for anyone who appreciates understated style and a sense of humor that speaks for itself.
For those who like their humor dark, bold, and a little bit defiant. The Gay the Pray Away dad hat is a black embroidered ball cap made from a breathable cotton blend with an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit. Featuring crisp stitched lettering with a cheeky, unapologetic twist, this hat makes a statement without saying a word. Whether you are embracing your identity, your humor, or both, it adds personality and attitude to any outfit. Soft, durable, and easy to wear, it is a go-to staple for anyone who likes their style with a sharp sense of self.
"Based on the Novel by Stephen King" Embroidered Dad Hat
For those who like their references a little dark and a little tongue‑in‑cheek, the “Based on the Novel by Stephen King” Embroidered Dad Hat delivers the perfect blend of horror homage and everyday wear. This classic black cap is crafted from a breathable cotton blend and features an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit.
Bold stitched lettering nods to one of the most iconic storytellers in the genre, adding a clever, eerie twist to your casual look without being over the top. Soft, durable, and effortlessly wearable, it’s ideal for lifelong readers of the macabre or anyone who enjoys keeping one foot firmly planted in the uncanny.
A subtle dose of horror. A wink to fellow fans. A hat that says everything with just a few embroidered words.
Stay warm. Remain untamed. The “Feral” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs stark white embroidery with a black knit cap for cold days and an independent streak.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty woodland walk, a city wander, or a morning when conversation can wait until after coffee. A little warmth without domesticating your style.
A sharp silhouette for those who cast long shadows. TheDagger Halo Wide Brim Vegan Felt Flat Top Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs a dramatic 3.75-inch brim with a flat-top crown and white hand-printed detailing on black vegan felt.
The sturdy felt holds a statement-making shape, while an internal adjuster lets you refine the fit from its listed 22.5-inch size. Wear it with flowing layers for an evening out or let it bring a little haunted elegance to an otherwise simple outfit.
Black vegan felt with white hand-printed detailing
3.75-inch-wide brim
Flat-top crown
22.5-inch size with adjustable interior band
Subtle variations from hand printing make each hat individual
A little mischief beneath the brim. The Curly Horns Wide Brim Vegan Felt Hat by Witchwood Bags hides a curled goat horn design in white on the underside of its dramatic 3.75-inch brim. A tilt of the head reveals your less angelic side.
Sturdy black vegan felt and a flat-top silhouette bring a sharp finish to flowing layers or an everyday black-on-black outfit. The listed 22.5-inch size includes an internal adjuster to size down, while hand printing gives each hat subtle variations of its own.
Black vegan felt with white curled goat horn print beneath the brim
3.75-inch-wide brim
Flat-top silhouette
22.5-inch size with an internal adjuster to size down
For those with a taste for the morbidly humorous, the “Corpse” Embroidered Dad Hat delivers perfectly deadpan style. This classic black cap is crafted from a breathable cotton blend and features an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit.
The stark embroidered lettering reads Corpse — a simple, bold nod to anyone who navigates life with a little gallows humor and a lot of existential charm. Soft, durable, and effortlessly wearable, it adds a touch of macabre wit to any outfit without trying too hard.
Minimalist. Morbid. Surprisingly versatile — a staple for anyone who enjoys keeping their humor six feet deep.
A silhouette for the nocturnal and the dramatic. This black straw sun hat features a white embroidered design of flying bats and a crescent moon, bringing a touch of gothic whimsy to your warm-weather wardrobe. The wide, floppy brim offers generous shade and soft movement, perfect for cemetery strolls, moonlit markets, or simply vanishing into the shadows. Lightweight and breathable, this hat blends celestial flair with cryptid-core comfort.
Some arrivals are final. The “Last Responder” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs an embroidered hearse with white “Last Responder” lettering for a cold-weather dose of gallows humor.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a cemetery stroll, a frosty morning coffee run, or an everyday outfit that leans toward the macabre. Warmth up top, deadpan delivery below.
Warmth welcome. Unsolicited blessings optional. The “Don’t Pray for Me” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs bold white embroidered lettering with a black knit cap for a clear statement of independence.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty morning commute, an afternoon wander, or a coffee run with your boundaries already spelled out. Cozy without compromising your point of view.
Warm head. Cold outlook. The “Dead Inside” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs white embroidered lettering with a black knit cap for a perfectly deadpan cold-weather companion.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty morning commute, a late coffee run, or a winter walk with your favorite existential playlist. Cozy on the outside, keeping the rest to yourself.
Wear your magic through the colder months. The “Witch” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs white embroidered lettering with twin crescent moons on a classic black knit cap.
Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a frosty morning, a woodland wander, or an evening beneath the moon. A little warmth with your lunar allegiance in plain sight.
100% acrylic knit
Black with white embroidery
“Witch” lettering flanked by crescent moons
Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags
Surviving Purely Out of Spite Gothic Floppy Sun Hat
This bold, tongue-in-cheek statement piece is perfect for resilient souls, tired optimists, and anyone whose summer style comes with a healthy dose of dark humor.
Made by Witchwood Bags from deep black straw and embroidered in stark white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can tailor the fit to your liking. The dramatic, flowing brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm), offering generous sun protection while creating a striking silhouette. The design features the phrase “Surviving Purely Out of Spite” in an ornate gothic font, standing out in high contrast for a look that is equal parts relatable, defiant, and unapologetically bold.
Whether you are powering through the heat or simply embracing your indestructible energy, this hat brings effortless shade and attitude to any outfit.
Please note: due to the wide, flexible brim, slight creasing may occur during shipping. A quick pass with a steamer or iron will easily restore its shape.
This cinematic statement piece is perfect for horror lovers, vintage design enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their summer style with a subtle nod to the sinister.
Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in rich gold and deep red thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and unmistakable presence. The design features the iconic Overlook Hotel carpet pattern stitched across the brim, transforming a cult-classic motif into a bold, wearable piece of gothic nostalgia.
Whether you are soaking up the sun or channeling eerie hotel hall energy, this hat has you covered in style.
Please note: due to the generously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will restore its shape with ease.
Cozy meets chaotic in the Beelzebuck Unholy Holiday Beanie, a winter accessory that proves you don't have to sacrifice your dark aesthetic just to keep your ears warm. With the unholy power of Beelzebuck guiding our needles, we managed to blend black, red, grey, and white into a pattern that's equal parts festive and feral.
Soft, warm, and undeniably edgy, this beanie keeps the cuddly knit vibe alive without diluting your inner demon. And yes—there's a pom pom. A glorious, ridiculous pom pom. No one can take that from you.
One size fits most (comfortably fits a 23" head)
Knit construction with a bold, occult‑inspired pattern
Limited edition design
Does not include holes for antlers
Wrap your head in unholy holiday cheer and let Beelzebuck guide you through the winter chill.
A little heresy for your everyday wardrobe. The “Unholy” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs embroidered lettering with a classic black cap for an understated act of defiance.
Crafted from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Pull it on for a record-store browse, a coffee run, or a day spent politely declining conformity. No grand ritual required.
No confession necessary. The “Sinner” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags puts a defiant word on a classic black cap, giving your everyday wardrobe a quietly rebellious edge.
Crafted from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Wear it for a record-store detour, a late coffee run, or an afternoon with absolutely no plans to behave. The embroidered lettering says enough.
Three words. No further explanation required. The “Gay. Goth. Goblin.” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags puts your preferred combination of queer pride, dark style, and trinket-hoarding energy in bold white embroidery.
Thick, soft 100% acrylic knit brings warmth to chilly coffee runs and after-dark wandering. The stretchy unisex fit suits most head sizes, leaving you free to concentrate on more pressing matters. Like finding another shiny object.
Something sinister is lurking beneath the brim. The Xenomorph Wide Brim Vegan Felt Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs black vegan felt with a striking white Xenomorph design on the underside.
An elongated head, bared teeth, and a curling skeletal tail wrap around the brim, turning a simple tilt of your head into a creature reveal. Pair it with your everyday black layers or dress for a late-night horror screening. Subtle from above. Another story underneath.
Black vegan felt hat
Wide-brim silhouette
White Xenomorph artwork beneath the brim
Detailed creature design with a curling skeletal tail
Your future is spectral. Dress accordingly. The “Future Ghost” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs a classic black cap with embroidered lettering and a healthy sense of existential humor.
Made from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Pull it on for a coffee run, an aimless wander, or another day among the living. Let the embroidery handle the introductions.
Black dad hat with “Future Ghost” embroidered lettering
