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Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
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Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
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Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free

Hormone Sh*tshow - Caffeine Free Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When your hormones decide to reenact a demolition derby inside your body, Hormone Sh*tshow steps in with a botanical lineup designed for grounding, comfort, and calm. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs traditionally used to support balance and ease during hormonal chaos — whether it’s PMS, perimenopause, menopause, or just a random Tuesday where everything feels unhinged.

Ashwagandha and chasteberry anchor the blend with earthy depth, while black cohosh and red clover add a smooth, soothing richness. Chamomile and lavender help soften the edges of frazzled nerves, peppermint brings a refreshing lift, and licorice root adds natural sweetness and warmth. The result is a comforting, floral‑herbal cup that feels like someone finally found the “calm the hell down” switch.

This is your botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs and lighting emotional dumpsters on fire.

Your hormones are on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan’s tilt‑a‑whirl

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender

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Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Sorry to Hear You're Such a Pussy - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for when you're sick | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted

Sorry to Hear You're Such a P*ssy - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Let’s clear something up: pussy comes from pusillanimous, meaning “cowardly.” So no, we’re not actually calling sick people weak — we’re just being cheeky assholes about it. And honestly? It’s hilarious. This blend makes the perfect “get well” gift for anyone who appreciates humor with their hydration.

Packed with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and soothing vibes, this caffeine‑free blend features yarrow, thyme, and even catnip — yes, the same herb that sends your kitty into orbit. Catnip is known for its calming qualities, so don’t be surprised if your feline friend tries to steal a sip. The flavor is smooth, herbal, and surprisingly cozy, making it a great companion for sniffles, sulking, or general sick‑day drama.

You’re sick, boo‑fucking‑hoo
Drink this comforting tea
Quit your bitchin’
P.S. sorry you don’t feel good

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic peppermint, organic ginger, hibiscus, organic rose hips, organic anise seed, organic yarrow flower, organic catnip leaf, organic thyme, organic marigold (calendula)

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Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea

Chill the F*ck Out - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When life feels like it’s coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you’ve got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It’s warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

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Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF

Zen as F*ck - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

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Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF | Sample
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF | Sample

Rad as F*ck - Caffeine Free Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Meet the blend that turns every hot day into a party. Rad as F*ck is ModestMix’s all‑time favorite cold brew and iced tea blend — and for good reason. This caffeine‑free beauty brews into a gorgeous crimson red, tastes like a juicy summer dream, and somehow manages to be a hit with adults and kids. Parents especially love it because it’s flavorful, refreshing, and naturally sweet without any of the processed nonsense.

This blend gets its sweetness from real green stevia leaf — straight from the garden, not the over‑processed white powder mixed with fillers. Add in hibiscus, orange peel, ginger, and lemongrass, and you’ve got a vibrant, tangy, lightly sweet brew that’s damn near irresistible. It even makes incredible popsicles (add a splash of OJ and thank us later).

Bright, bold, refreshing as hell — this blend is summer in a cup.

Shine your light bright
Be bold. Be bright. Be badass
You are so fucking rad
You light up this world

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf

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Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea
Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea
Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea Sample
Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea
Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea
Filthy Mofo - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine-Free Detox Tea Sample

Filthy Mofo - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When life gets grimy and your choices get… questionable, Filthy Mofo is here to help you reset with flavor and attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals chosen for their cleansing, grounding, and feel‑good qualities, creating a cup that’s smooth, earthy, and surprisingly refreshing. It’s delicious hot or iced, and perfect for days when you want to feel a little lighter and a lot less like a walking trash fire.

We’re all exposed to plenty of nasty stuff in the world — in the air, in our food, in the chaos of daily life. This blend is your tasty companion for those moments when you want to support your body, hydrate, and treat yourself to something that feels clean without being boring.

You filthy motherfucker
Ready to detox your bad decisions
Repent. Drink this tea
Also, eat a vegetable

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic dandelion leaf, organic nettle leaf, organic milk thistle seed, organic ginger, organic rose hips, organic strawberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla

Dirty Earl - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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If you love a dirty chai, get ready to meet its mischievous cousin. Dirty Earl takes classic Earl Grey and turns up the decadence by blending it with chicory, cacao, and dandelion. The result is a rich, velvety cup with the depth of coffee, the brightness of bergamot, and a whisper of vanilla that lingers like a secret.

Simple ingredients, wildly complex flavor. Smooth, dark, aromatic, and straight‑up irresistible. Whether you drink it hot, iced, or as your new morning ritual, Dirty Earl delivers a cup that feels indulgent without trying too hard. One sip and you’ll understand why this blend has a reputation.

Oh Earl, you dirty tease
What a sinfully smooth indulgence you are
Rolling shamelessly in cacao, vanilla,
exotic roots and tempting blooms
You’re irresistible — I need you in my cup

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic Earl Grey, Organic Chicory Root, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Calendula Flowers, Organic Blue Cornflowers, Organic Vanilla Essence

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

Juicy Ass - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Bright, bold, and naturally sweet, Juicy Ass is here to hype you up and treat you right. This refreshing blend combines green tea, hibiscus, and lemon for a vibrant cup that’s delicious hot or iced. Thanks to its naturally sweet profile, you can skip the sugar and still enjoy a full‑flavored, juicy brew.

This blend brings together ingredients that complement an active, energized lifestyle, making it a great companion for days when you want to feel a little lighter, a little brighter, or just a little more like the hot piece of magic you already are. Whether you’re chasing goals or simply craving something delicious, Juicy Ass shows up with sass and support.

Got extra junk in that trunk
Need a little “ass”ist
Drink this tea
Be nice to yourself
You’re hot AF just as you are

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Babe - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

Badass Babe - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Meet the blend that feels like coming home. Badass Babe is Jamah’s personal creation, crafted to capture everything she loves most in a cup of tea. Earthy, grounding, spicy, and sweet, this blend layers unexpected flavors that somehow fit together perfectly, creating a brew that’s comforting, complex, and absolutely unforgettable.

Customers rave that this is their favorite tea they’ve ever tasted, and it’s easy to see why. Every sip feels like a warm embrace, a deep breath, and a spark of confidence all at once. It’s the kind of tea that tastes like your perfect day — steady, bright, and beautifully balanced.

You have a sailor’s mouth and a heart of gold
You’re ambitious and passionate as hell
You lift everyone around you
You’re a badass babe

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic elderberries, organic sarsaparilla root, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic juniper berries, organic sage, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF

Woke as F*ck - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Wake up with intention, clarity, and a whole lot of attitude. Woke as F*ck is a bold black tea blend layered with bright mint and zesty lemon, creating a cup that’s as refreshing as it is commanding. To turn things up even further, ModestMix adds a powerhouse trio of botanicals — rosemary, ginkgo, and eleuthero root — for a flavor profile that’s herbaceous, invigorating, and ready to help you take on the day.

This is the blend for leaders, truth‑seekers, and anyone who walks into a room already knowing what’s up. Smooth, vibrant, and unapologetically strong, it’s crafted for mornings when you need your brain fully online and your spirit fully lit.

You know what’s up
You’re a leader with your fist held high
You know your truth
This tea fires you up

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic spearmint, organic lemon peel, organic rosemary

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over

Hung the F*ck Over - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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For mornings when last night’s choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that’s refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It’s bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Badass Mofo - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

Badass Mofo - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Step into your power with a blend that’s as bold as its name. Badass Mofo brings together the punchy depth of gunpowder green tea and the crisp, cooling bite of peppermint. Gunpowder green tea gets its name from the tightly rolled leaves that resemble tiny pellets, delivering a strong, smoky flavor that stands firm beside peppermint’s bright, refreshing lift.

The result is a simple yet flawless pairing that hits hard in all the right ways. It’s invigorating hot, unbelievably refreshing iced, and downright addictive with a squeeze of fresh lemon and a drizzle of honey. This is the blend for warriors, truth‑tellers, and anyone who refuses to shrink themselves.

You are bold with the heart of a lion
You quiet your ego and open your mind
A warrior for the people
You are one badass mofo

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic gunpowder green tea, organic peppermint

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea

Smart Ass - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support
Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support
Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support
Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support
Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support
Chai Fucking Harder - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Energy Support

Chai F*cking Harder - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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For those who believe chai should come with a little more punch, a little more spice, and a whole lot more attitude, Chai F*cking Harder lives up to its name. This bold blend starts with a base of yerba mate and black tea, creating a smooth, energizing foundation that’s anything but ordinary.

From there, ModestMix layers in all the classic chai spices you crave: cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, fennel, and licorice root. But they didn’t stop there. This blend also features the holy tulsi trinity — rama, vana, and krishna — adding depth, warmth, and a beautifully herbaceous edge that sets this chai apart from the rest.

The result is a cup that’s rich, spicy, and unapologetically bold. It’s chai that doesn’t just show up — it shows off.

You wanna chai me?
Yeah, you do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired up and win life.

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic toasted yerba mate, organic holy tulsi trinity, organic cinnamon, organic ginger, organic cardamom, organic fennel seeds, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

"The Universe Has It Out For You" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

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Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm.

This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you're drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate).

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "The stars don’t care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I" dish towel
• "Your horoscope says you’ll spill something and cry about it. Again." dish towel
• "The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you" dish towel

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality
  • 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

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Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality
  • 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug
Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

Talking Spirit Board Black 11 oz. Ceramic Mug

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Consult the spirits… or just sip your brew.

Start your day with a whisper from beyond. This glossy black ceramic mug features a classic talking spirit board design—complete with alphabet arc, yes/no corners, and a celestial border—bringing a touch of occult charm to your morning ritual. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something more mysterious, this mug invites you to commune with the unseen in style.

Crafted from durable ceramic and sized at 11 oz, it’s perfect for everyday use or moonlit gatherings. The bold white design pops against the black glaze, making it a striking addition to your altar, kitchen, or desk. A must-have for mystics, mediums, and lovers of the macabre.

Size: 11 oz capacity
Material: Glossy black ceramic
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe. Use with intention.

"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

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Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses -Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses -Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids

Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic

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Add a mystical flair to your space with this bewitching set of Kitchen Witch Apothecary Canisters. Each jar is beautifully labeled with Tricks, Spells, and Curses, making them perfect for storing herbs, crystals, or other magical ingredients. Crafted with a timeless apothecary aesthetic, these jars are a stunning addition to your altar, kitchen, or witchy decor. Whether you’re an experienced spellcaster or simply love the magic of witchy vibes, this set is perfect for keeping your curiosities and concoctions organized in style.

Let your imagination run wild and bring a little extra magic into your everyday life! This set of three jars includes stainless steel fastenings for added durability and charm.

The approximate dimensions of the jars are as follows:
• Tricks: 4.33" x 4.33" x 4.13" (11 cm x 11 cm x 10.5 cm), capacity 15.21 oz (430 g)
• Spells: 4.33" x 4.33" x 6.69" (11 cm x 11 cm x 17 cm), capacity 32.12 oz (910 g)
• Curses: 4.33" x 4.33" x 5.62" (11 cm x 11 cm x 14.3 cm), capacity 23.66 oz (670 g)

Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack by Alchemy Gothic - Six Jar Set with Stainless Steel Storage Rack - Perfect for Spices, Coffee, Tea, Sugar, or Home Organization - Apothecary Jars Labeled Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic - Alchemy Aesthetic - Witchy Kitchen - Kitchen Witch - Makes a Great Gift
Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack by Alchemy Gothic - Six Jar Set with Stainless Steel Storage Rack - Perfect for Spices, Coffee, Tea, Sugar, or Home Organization - Apothecary Jars Labeled Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic - Alchemy Aesthetic - Witchy Kitchen - Kitchen Witch - Makes a Great Gift
Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack by Alchemy Gothic - Six Jar Set with Stainless Steel Storage Rack - Perfect for Spices, Coffee, Tea, Sugar, or Home Organization - Apothecary Jars Labeled Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic - Alchemy Aesthetic - Witchy Kitchen - Kitchen Witch - Makes a Great Gift
Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack by Alchemy Gothic - Six Jar Set with Stainless Steel Storage Rack - Perfect for Spices, Coffee, Tea, Sugar, or Home Organization - Apothecary Jars Labeled Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic - Alchemy Aesthetic - Witchy Kitchen - Kitchen Witch - Makes a Great Gift

Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Spice Rack by Alchemy Gothic

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Step into the enchanting world of culinary magic with the spellbinding Kitchen Witch Alchemy Jar Spice Rack. Crafted to inspire your inner potion master, this mystical rack comes with six uniquely labeled jars: Poison, Potion, Hexes, Cure, Brew, and Magic. Each jar invites a touch of whimsy and wonder to your kitchen, making it perfect for storing your favorite spices, herbs, or secret ingredients.

Whether you're brewing a magical stew or crafting a charming tea, this spice rack will be your trusted companion. A beautiful blend of functionality and enchantment, it’s an ideal addition for any modern witch or lover of all things magical.

The spice rack measures approximately 9.25" (23.5 cm) in height, 4.8" (12.2 cm) in width, and 5.9" (15 cm) in depth, making it a versatile and space-efficient addition to your kitchen.

Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.

Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks

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Elevate your dining experience with the Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks. This stylish 18 oz bowl, made of food-safe ceramic, combines functionality with a touch of mystique. Measuring 5"D x 4"H, it is perfect for serving your favorite ramen, noodles, or soups. 

Available in striking Blue or pristine White, each bowl comes beautifully packaged in a gift box, making it an ideal present. The set includes a pair of wooden chopsticks, which nest perfectly in the bowl's rim for a seamless dining experience.

The "Evil Eye" or "Eye of Nazar" is a symbol believed to provide protection against negative energy and malevolent gazes. This ancient talisman is used in various cultures to ward off bad luck and bring good fortune, making it a meaningful and enchanting addition to your home. 

Add a hint of enchantment to your meals with this uniquely designed ramen bowl.

Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic

Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic

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The perfect gift for your favorite Witch and Warlock! This unique and originally designed couple mug set will have witches and warlocks sipping potions and making magic with these divine mugs. The stylized heart-shaped handle adds beauty and hints at a little desire between the two who sip from them.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces each
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe
• Contents: Two 12 oz Mugs in a Gift Box

This exquisite couple mug set is a truly unique and perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or showing that special someone just how much you love them. Embrace the enchanting bond between witch and warlock with every magical sip!

Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic
Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic

Flying Witch 12 oz Ceramic Mug by Alchemy Gothic

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Every Witch deserves to fly and enjoy a magical tea mug! Let your cauldron bubble, sip your brew, and embrace the enchantment with this bewitching mug. Designed with a stylized heart-shaped handle, it draws inspiration from ancient cultures, symbolizing protection against ill-meaning spirits.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe

This unique double-sided mug features exclusive Alchemy Gothic artwork, perfect for any witchy tea or coffee enthusiast. Embrace your inner witch and let the magic flow with every sip!

Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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Stir a little magic into every meal with this Witches Cauldron Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Crafted from fine bone china and finished in glossy black glaze, these miniature cauldrons bring a whimsical twist to your table—perfect for conjuring flavor with flair. Whether you're hosting a moonlit feast or brewing comfort food, each sprinkle feels like a spell cast in your own enchanted kitchen.

Designed for both beauty and practicality, these shakers are food safe, dishwasher safe, and microwave safe—making them as functional as they are fantastical. Their compact size and sculptural silhouette make them ideal for everyday use or display-worthy gifting.

Size: Approx. 2" W x 2.5" D x 2.75" H
Materials: Fine bone china
Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe. 

Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand
Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand

Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle with Stand

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Elevate your home bar experience with the Cthulhu Beer Tap Handle! Crafted from cold cast resin, this tap handle features the legendary eldritch creature, adding a touch of dark allure to every pour. When not in use, it proudly sits on its MDF display base, showcasing its sinister elegance. Designed to fit standard US faucets with a 3/8 thread ferrule, this unique piece measures approximately 3" x 3" x 7". Perfect for fans of Lovecraftian horror and connoisseurs of the extraordinary, this tap handle is both functional and a conversation starter. Cheers to the abyss!

Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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Summon flavor from the abyss with this hauntingly detailed Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Cast in intricately sculpted resin, the Great Old One rises from the depths to cradle two clear glass shakers—bringing a touch of eldritch elegance to your table. Whether you're hosting a séance or just seasoning your soup, this set adds a whisper of cosmic dread to every meal.

Inspired by Lovecraftian lore and designed for devotees of the macabre, this functional art piece is perfect for kitchens, altars, or gift-giving to fellow cultists of the uncanny. The glass containers are removable for easy refilling, while Cthulhu’s tentacled grip ensures your spices remain ominously accessible.

Size: Approx. 7" x 4.25" x 5.75"
Materials: Resin base with glass shakers
Care: Hand-wash recommended. Do not awaken.

Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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Add a flutter of gothic elegance to your table with this Bat Wing Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Crafted from high-quality ceramic and shaped like sleek black bats mid-flight, these shakers bring a playful yet mysterious energy to every meal. Their compact size fits comfortably in hand, while their sculptural wings and glossy finish make them a standout accent in any kitchen or dining space.

Perfect for bat lovers, nocturnal hosts, and those who prefer their seasoning served with a side of spooky, this set blends function with flair. Whether you're conjuring comfort food or hosting a moonlit dinner, these winged companions are ready to take flight.

Size: Approx. 3.5" x 1.96" x 2.36"
Materials: Glazed ceramic
Care: Hand-wash recommended. Not microwave safe.

Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic

Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic

Regular price $31.00 Sale price $23.00
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The 'Cat's Kitchen' utensil set is the purr-fect addition to any kitchen! Smooth, non-toxic and silicone surface allows for easy food preparation and serving. A durable and sturdy construction stands up to everyday use, and works effectively to protect your cookware. Create the catitude look with the full set. Each utensil features charming black cat handle design. 

Cook up some magic and enjoy the unique utensils yourself or give the best gift pawsible.

Width 14.00"x Height 8.00"x Depth 6.00"

Designed in England by Alchemy. Manufactured in China

Material: Silicone & Nylon

Safety and Care Information: Food Grade Safe, BPA Free, FDA Approved, Heat Resistant up to 446F. Dishwasher safe. Dry with a dry dish cloth.

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