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Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
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Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

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Brew your tea with a little feline flair. Our Gold Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Cat Charm pairs a classic stainless steel mesh strainer with an enamel detailed charm featuring one of two delightfully mischievous cats. Choose the Witch’s Familiar, a black cat peeking out from beneath a floral witch hat, or Skull Kitty, a curious companion perched beside a white skull. Either way, your cup gets a touch of charm and a dash of attitude.

Crafted from premium 304 stainless steel, this infuser is durable, rust resistant, and designed to catch even fine tea leaves and spices for a smooth, satisfying brew. The attached chain is long enough to hang from a teapot, mug, or stockpot, with a secure hook on one end and a tight sealing clasp on the other, keeping your tea where it belongs and making removal effortless.

The ultra fine mesh ensures excellent filtration, giving you a clean, particle free steep every time. When you are done, simply lift, set, and enjoy. Cleanup is as easy as the brew.
A perfect gift for tea lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a little whimsy in their daily ritual, especially when paired with one of our loose leaf blends.

Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

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Steep your favorite blends with intention. Our Mesh Tea Ball Infuser with Crystal is crafted from premium 304 stainless steel, offering a durable, rust‑resistant design that captures even fine tea leaves and spices for a smooth, satisfying brew.

The attached chain is long enough to hang from a teapot, mug, or stockpot, with a secure hook on one end and a tight‑sealing clasp on the other—keeping your tea where it belongs and making removal effortless. The ultra‑fine mesh provides excellent filtration, ensuring a clean, particle‑free steep every time.

Each infuser is finished with a natural crystal charm, adding a touch of beauty and intention to your daily ritual. Choose from five crystal types to suit your mood or practice: Apatite, Amazonite, Tiger Eye, Quartz, or Kyanite. Whether you’re brewing a morning pick‑me‑up or a soothing herbal blend, your chosen stone brings a quiet moment of grounding to the process.

A perfect gift for tea lovers, kitchen witches, and anyone who appreciates a mindful cup, especially when paired with one of our loose‑leaf blends.

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Gold Teapot Tea Infuser - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
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Gold tea infuser with a glass of tea on a white background
Tea infuser with various types of tea leaves and text about multi-ranging usage.
Gold tea infuser with dimensions and hand holding it for scale on a white background
Gold Teapot Tea Infuser - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Tea infuser with different types of hook hang methods on a white background
Gold tea infuser with a glass of tea on a white background
Tea infuser with various types of tea leaves and text about multi-ranging usage.

Gold Teapot Tea Infuser - Stainless Steel Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

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Brew your favorite blends with a touch of charm. Our Gold Teapot Tea Infuser is a gleaming little companion for your daily ritual, crafted from durable stainless steel and designed to steep loose‑leaf tea with ease and elegance.

Built for everyday use, this infuser is rust‑resistant, long‑lasting, and dishwasher‑safe, giving you a consistently smooth brewing experience. The easy‑open top and attached chain make filling and removing the infuser simple, whether you’re steeping black tea, green tea, herbal blends, or your own witchy concoctions.

Each infuser comes with its own matching drip tray, keeping your counters clean and your brewing mess‑free. When you’re done, just lift, set, and enjoy—cleanup is as effortless as the steep.

Perfect for gifting or treating yourself, this gold teapot‑shaped strainer adds a little sparkle to any cup and lets you control your steep time for the perfect brew, every time.

Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
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Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser - Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser - Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea
Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
Silicone Skull Tea Infusers Halloween Bones Skull Tea Filter Diffusers Strainer for Loose Leaf Leaves, Mugs and Teapots
Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser - Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser - Strainer for Loose Leaf Tea

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Brew a cup with a touch of the macabre. Our Skull and Bones Silicone Tea Infuser is a delightfully spooky companion for your daily ritual, steeping your favorite loose‑leaf blends with ease and a hint of gothic charm.

Crafted from pure, food‑safe silicone, this eerie little skull is built to withstand temperatures from –40°F to 446°F (–40°C to 230°C), making it as durable as it is enchanting. Simply fill it with your preferred tea—green, black, herbal, or your own witchy concoction—drop it into your mug, and let the magic steep.

Compact and convenient at approximately 1.81 × 1.81 inches (4.6 × 4.6 cm), it’s the perfect size for single‑cup brewing and a fun conversation starter for any tea lover with a darker aesthetic.

Whether you’re settling in for a quiet afternoon or brewing something special for a friend, this skull‑shaped infuser brings a playful dose of the strange and beautiful to every cup.

Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
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Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free
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Hormone Shitshow - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend by ModestMix Teas | 2 oz Caffeine-Free

Hormone Sh*tshow - Caffeine Free Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When your hormones decide to reenact a demolition derby inside your body, Hormone Shitshow steps in with a botanical lineup designed for grounding, comfort, and calm. This caffeine‑free blend brings together herbs traditionally used to support balance and ease during hormonal chaos — whether it’s PMS, perimenopause, menopause, or just a random Tuesday where everything feels unhinged.

Ashwagandha and chasteberry anchor the blend with earthy depth, while black cohosh and red clover add a smooth, soothing richness. Chamomile and lavender help soften the edges of frazzled nerves, peppermint brings a refreshing lift, and licorice root adds natural sweetness and warmth. The result is a comforting, floral‑herbal cup that feels like someone finally found the “calm the hell down” switch.

This is your botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs and lighting emotional dumpsters on fire.

Your hormones are on a fucked‑up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan’s tilt‑a‑whirl

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root (ginseng), organic chamomile, organic chasteberry (vitex), organic black cohosh root, organic red clover, organic peppermint, organic licorice root, organic lavender

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea
Chill the Fuck Out - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine Free Relaxation Tea

Chill the F*ck Out - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When life feels like it’s coming at you from all angles, Chill the F*ck Out is the blend that steps in with a deep exhale and a whole lot of flavor. This caffeine‑free herbal mix is beautifully complex and smooth as hell, pairing exotic cardamom with marshmallow root, licorice root, and a refreshing kiss of mint. Add in botanicals traditionally used for grounding and clarity — like ashwagandha and gotu kola — and you’ve got a cup that feels like a reset button in liquid form.

It’s warm, balanced, slightly sweet, and downright fan‑fucking‑tastic. Perfect for evenings, stressful days, or any moment when you need to unclench your jaw and reclaim your chill.

Are you stressed
Take a deep breath and drink this calming‑as‑fuck tea
Flip stress the double‑bird

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic ashwagandha root, organic ginger, organic fennel seed, organic marshmallow root, organic peppermint, organic gotu kola, organic cardamom, organic licorice root, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF
Zen as Fuck - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted Relaxation Tea | Zen AF

Zen as F*ck - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.

Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted
Notorious V.A.G. - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Menstrual Symptoms | 2 oz Caffeine Free Handcrafted

The Notorious V.A.G. - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When your body is throwing a full‑scale tantrum, The Notorious V.A.G. steps in with softness, strength, and a whole lot of attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and relaxation, making it a go‑to for days when you’re crampy, sore, bloated, or just feeling like your uterus is plotting against you. It’s also a delicious choice any time you want something soothing, grounding, and naturally sweet.

This blend brings together hibiscus, rooibos, chamomile, rose hips, raspberry leaf, and licorice root, creating a smooth, floral, slightly tart cup that feels like a warm hug with a wink. Cramp bark adds an earthy depth, making this a favorite for post‑workout sips or anytime your body needs a little extra kindness.

Comforting, delicious, and unapologetically fierce — just like you.

Never apologize for being a powerful woman
Even when your uterus is in a full‑on rage
This tea helps you ride out the storm

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic rooibos, organic raspberry leaf, organic orange peel, organic cramp bark, organic hibiscus, organic chamomile, organic rose hips, organic licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF | Sample
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF
Rad as Fuck - Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz. Caffeine-Free | Rad AF | Sample

Rad as F*ck - Caffeine Free Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Meet the blend that turns every hot day into a party. Rad as Fuck is ModestMix’s all‑time favorite cold brew and iced tea blend — and for good reason. This caffeine‑free beauty brews into a gorgeous crimson red, tastes like a juicy summer dream, and somehow manages to be a hit with adults and kids. Parents especially love it because it’s flavorful, refreshing, and naturally sweet without any of the processed nonsense.

This blend gets its sweetness from real green stevia leaf — straight from the garden, not the over‑processed white powder mixed with fillers. Add in hibiscus, orange peel, ginger, and lemongrass, and you’ve got a vibrant, tangy, lightly sweet brew that’s damn near irresistible. It even makes incredible popsicles (add a splash of OJ and thank us later).

Bright, bold, refreshing as hell — this blend is summer in a cup.

Shine your light bright
Be bold. Be bright. Be badass
You are so fucking rad
You light up this world

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep | Sample
Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep - Organic Herbal Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeine-Free Tea for Relaxation and Sleep Support | Go TF to Sleep | Sample

Go the F*ck to Sleep - Caffeine Free Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Meet the blend that built the legend. Go The F*ck To Sleep is ModestMix’s flagship bestseller, boasting thousands of five‑star reviews across their sales channels. This soothing, caffeine‑free blend is packed with calming botanicals and crafted for those nights when your brain refuses to shut the hell up. It’s smooth, delicious, and beloved by customers who swear it’s become their nightly ritual.

Whether you’re winding down after a long day, trying to quiet the chaos in your head, or simply craving something warm and comforting before bed, this blend shows up ready to tuck you in with attitude and aromatics.

Seriously
Drink a cup of this relaxing‑as‑fuck tea
Shut down your shit and take some deep breaths
Boom, you’re sleeping

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic ginger, ashwagandha root, all-spice, chamomile, lavender, rose hips, fennel seed, licorice root

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Thunder Cunt - Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend for Hormone and Menstrual Support | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

Thunder C*nt - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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When your body feels like it’s brewing its own personal storm, Thunder Cunt is the blend that shows up with unapologetic power. Built on a bold yerba mate base, this mix brings together a lineup of botanicals chosen for their grounding, comforting, and energizing qualities. It’s crafted for days when you feel crampy, cloudy, bloated, or just plain over it — the moments when you need something strong, steady, and a little bit wild.

Smooth, earthy, and deeply satisfying, this blend is your storm‑calming companion. Whether you’re riding out a rough cycle, a rough mood, or a rough day, Thunder C*nt is here to help you reclaim your fire.

Honor your wild strength
Your body is a fierce force
When cramps strike like lightning and
you’re feeling bloated, drained, and stormy
Thunder C*nt to the rescue

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic yerba mate, organic peppermint, organic raspberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic ginger, organic cramp bark, organic lemon balm (melissa), organic chasteberry (vitex), organic yarrow flower

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla
Dirty Earl - Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea with Cacao and Vanilla

Dirty Earl - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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If you love a dirty chai, get ready to meet its mischievous cousin. Dirty Earl takes classic Earl Grey and turns up the decadence by blending it with chicory, cacao, and dandelion. The result is a rich, velvety cup with the depth of coffee, the brightness of bergamot, and a whisper of vanilla that lingers like a secret.

Simple ingredients, wildly complex flavor. Smooth, dark, aromatic, and straight‑up irresistible. Whether you drink it hot, iced, or as your new morning ritual, Dirty Earl delivers a cup that feels indulgent without trying too hard. One sip and you’ll understand why this blend has a reputation.

Oh Earl, you dirty tease
What a sinfully smooth indulgence you are
Rolling shamelessly in cacao, vanilla,
exotic roots and tempting blooms
You’re irresistible — I need you in my cup

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic Earl Grey, Organic Chicory Root, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Dandelion Root, Organic Calendula Flowers, Organic Blue Cornflowers, Organic Vanilla Essence

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
Juicy Ass - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

Juicy Ass - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Bright, bold, and naturally sweet, Juicy Ass is here to hype you up and treat you right. This refreshing blend combines green tea, hibiscus, and lemon for a vibrant cup that’s delicious hot or iced. Thanks to its naturally sweet profile, you can skip the sugar and still enjoy a full‑flavored, juicy brew.

This blend brings together ingredients that complement an active, energized lifestyle, making it a great companion for days when you want to feel a little lighter, a little brighter, or just a little more like the hot piece of magic you already are. Whether you’re chasing goals or simply craving something delicious, Juicy Ass shows up with sass and support.

Got extra junk in that trunk
Need a little “ass”ist
Drink this tea
Be nice to yourself
You’re hot AF just as you are

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea
You're Fucking Awesome - Organic Yerba Mate Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea

You're F*cking Awesome - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Celebrate your greatness with a blend that refuses to be subtle about it. You’re Fucking Awesome is a vibrant yerba mate mix brightened with tangy hibiscus, lemongrass, a touch of mint, warm cinnamon, and a hint of natural sweetness. It’s refreshing, bold, and ridiculously good whether you drink it hot or iced.

This is the tea for days when you need a reminder of exactly who you are — someone magnetic, unstoppable, and entirely too fabulous to be doubted. Every sip is a little victory lap, a little pep talk, and a whole lot of delicious attitude.

Everyone wants to be you
If someone says you’re not awesome
Tell them to eat a bowl of dicks
You rock. Drink awesome tea.

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic yerba mate, organic hibiscus, organic cinnamon, organic rose hips, organic orange peel, organic lemongrass, organic peppermint, organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna)

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF
Woke as Fuck - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Woke AF

Woke as F*ck - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Wake up with intention, clarity, and a whole lot of attitude. Woke as Fuck is a bold black tea blend layered with bright mint and zesty lemon, creating a cup that’s as refreshing as it is commanding. To turn things up even further, ModestMix adds a powerhouse trio of botanicals — rosemary, ginkgo, and eleuthero root — for a flavor profile that’s herbaceous, invigorating, and ready to help you take on the day.

This is the blend for leaders, truth‑seekers, and anyone who walks into a room already knowing what’s up. Smooth, vibrant, and unapologetically strong, it’s crafted for mornings when you need your brain fully online and your spirit fully lit.

You know what’s up
You’re a leader with your fist held high
You know your truth
This tea fires you up

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Organic ingredients
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic spearmint, organic lemon peel, organic rosemary

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over
Hung the Fuck Over - Organic Green Loose Leaf Tea Blend | Hangover Detox Tea | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Hung TF Over

Hung the F*ck Over - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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For mornings when last night’s choices are still echoing in your soul, Hung the F*ck Over shows up with bold flavor and zero judgment. This vibrant blend brings together green tea, milk thistle, dandelion, thyme, peppermint, and fennel for a cup that’s refreshing, aromatic, and ready to help you face the day with at least a little dignity.

Whether you partied your face off or simply woke up feeling like your body filed a complaint, this blend is crafted to taste amazing and give you a much‑needed boost. It’s bright, herbaceous, and surprisingly smooth, making it a go‑to for mornings that require a reset and a reality check.

Party your face off
Liver giving you the finger
Hope it was fun
Drink this tea, make good choices

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

100% organic chun-mee green tea, milk thistle seed, peppermint leaf, fennel seed, dandelion leaf, thyme

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea
Smart Ass - Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend |  2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Tea | Mental Support Tea

Smart Ass - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.

This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.

Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea
Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea
Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea
Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea
Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea
Wake the Fuck Up - Organic Black Loose Leaf Tea Blend | 2 oz Handcrafted Caffeinated Energy Tea

Wake the F*ck Up - Caffeinated Organic Loose Leaf Tea Blend

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Start your morning ritual with a jolt of unapologetic energy. Wake the Fuck Up is a bold loose leaf blend crafted with robust Assam black tea and rich black elderberries, creating a deep, fruity, full‑bodied cup that refuses to let you drag your feet. The Assam is sourced from a women‑run farm in India, a detail we love as much as the flavor itself.

This blend is crafted for mornings when you need a little extra fire, a little extra focus, and a whole lot of attitude. Pair it with ModestMix’s “Go The Fuck To Sleep” at night for the full chaotic‑balanced‑witch experience.

This tea doesn’t whisper encouragement. It shouts it proudly.

Get your fine ass energized.
You’re a winner.
Drink this badass tea.
Kick life in the face.
High. Five.

Details

  • Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
  • Caffeinated
  • Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
  • Packaged in recycled materials

Ingredients

Organic assam black tea, organic india black tea, organic black elderberries

Important Note

Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.

"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

"Splendid Wrath" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

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Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality
  • 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

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Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses -Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses -Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids
Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic - Labeled Tricks, Spells, and Curses - Perfect for Storing Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Herbs, Crystals, or Other Magical Ingredients - Apothecary Aesthetic - Gift for Kitchen Witch - Ideal for Altar and Halloween Gothic Decor - Glass Jar Canisters with Stainless Steel Lids

Kitchen Witch Apothecary Jar Canisters by Alchemy Gothic

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Add a mystical flair to your space with this bewitching set of Kitchen Witch Apothecary Canisters. Each jar is beautifully labeled with Tricks, Spells, and Curses, making them perfect for storing herbs, crystals, or other magical ingredients. Crafted with a timeless apothecary aesthetic, these jars are a stunning addition to your altar, kitchen, or witchy decor. Whether you’re an experienced spellcaster or simply love the magic of witchy vibes, this set is perfect for keeping your curiosities and concoctions organized in style.

Let your imagination run wild and bring a little extra magic into your everyday life! This set of three jars includes stainless steel fastenings for added durability and charm.

The approximate dimensions of the jars are as follows:
• Tricks: 4.33" x 4.33" x 4.13" (11 cm x 11 cm x 10.5 cm), capacity 15.21 oz (430 g)
• Spells: 4.33" x 4.33" x 6.69" (11 cm x 11 cm x 17 cm), capacity 32.12 oz (910 g)
• Curses: 4.33" x 4.33" x 5.62" (11 cm x 11 cm x 14.3 cm), capacity 23.66 oz (670 g)

Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.
Stylish 18 oz Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks, made of food-safe ceramic, available in striking Blue or pristine White, beautifully packaged in a gift box, perfect for an ideal present.

Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks

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Elevate your dining experience with the Evil Eye Ceramic Ramen Bowl with Chopsticks. This stylish 18 oz bowl, made of food-safe ceramic, combines functionality with a touch of mystique. Measuring 5"D x 4"H, it is perfect for serving your favorite ramen, noodles, or soups. 

Available in striking Blue or pristine White, each bowl comes beautifully packaged in a gift box, making it an ideal present. The set includes a pair of wooden chopsticks, which nest perfectly in the bowl's rim for a seamless dining experience.

The "Evil Eye" or "Eye of Nazar" is a symbol believed to provide protection against negative energy and malevolent gazes. This ancient talisman is used in various cultures to ward off bad luck and bring good fortune, making it a meaningful and enchanting addition to your home. 

Add a hint of enchantment to your meals with this uniquely designed ramen bowl.

Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic
Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic

Witch & Warlock 12 oz Ceramic Mug Set by Alchemy Gothic

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The perfect gift for your favorite Witch and Warlock! This unique and originally designed couple mug set will have witches and warlocks sipping potions and making magic with these divine mugs. The stylized heart-shaped handle adds beauty and hints at a little desire between the two who sip from them.

Key Features:

• Dimensions: 5.4"(W) x 4.5" (H), Including handle
• Material: Fine Bone China (does not contain animal material)
• Capacity: Holds 12 fluid ounces each
• Safety: Food Safe, Dishwasher Safe, and Microwave Safe
• Contents: Two 12 oz Mugs in a Gift Box

This exquisite couple mug set is a truly unique and perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, or showing that special someone just how much you love them. Embrace the enchanting bond between witch and warlock with every magical sip!

Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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Summon flavor from the abyss with this hauntingly detailed Cthulhu Salt & Pepper Shaker Set. Cast in intricately sculpted resin, the Great Old One rises from the depths to cradle two clear glass shakers—bringing a touch of eldritch elegance to your table. Whether you're hosting a séance or just seasoning your soup, this set adds a whisper of cosmic dread to every meal.

Inspired by Lovecraftian lore and designed for devotees of the macabre, this functional art piece is perfect for kitchens, altars, or gift-giving to fellow cultists of the uncanny. The glass containers are removable for easy refilling, while Cthulhu’s tentacled grip ensures your spices remain ominously accessible.

Size: Approx. 7" x 4.25" x 5.75"
Materials: Resin base with glass shakers
Care: Hand-wash recommended. Do not awaken.

Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic
Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic

Cat's Kitchen Utensils by Alchemy Gothic

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The 'Cat's Kitchen' utensil set is the purr-fect addition to any kitchen! Smooth, non-toxic and silicone surface allows for easy food preparation and serving. A durable and sturdy construction stands up to everyday use, and works effectively to protect your cookware. Create the catitude look with the full set. Each utensil features charming black cat handle design. 

Cook up some magic and enjoy the unique utensils yourself or give the best gift pawsible.

Width 14.00"x Height 8.00"x Depth 6.00"

Designed in England by Alchemy. Manufactured in China

Material: Silicone & Nylon

Safety and Care Information: Food Grade Safe, BPA Free, FDA Approved, Heat Resistant up to 446F. Dishwasher safe. Dry with a dry dish cloth.

Decorative plate with blue Cthulhu design and text on a wooden surface
Oval platter with blue Cthulhu design and text on a white background
Decorative plate with Cthulhu design and text on a white background
Decorative plate with blue Cthulhu design and text on a white background
Decorative plate with blue Cthulhu design and text on a wooden surface
Oval platter with blue Cthulhu design and text on a white background
Decorative plate with Cthulhu design and text on a white background
Decorative plate with blue Cthulhu design and text on a white background

"May Cthulhu Devour This Home Last" 10x14 Serving Platter

Regular price $94.00 Sale price $64.00
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

Serve your guests with a touch of horror with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. 

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. This platter is also a great gift for fans of horror literature, mythology, sci-fi, and fantasy. Unleash the power of Cthulhu in your kitchen. 

“ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!"

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
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Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters
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43369975513239
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Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters

Regular price $15.00
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Add a touch of eerie elegance to your Halloween festivities with our Sinister Spinner Spider Web Coasters. Crafted from premium materials, these visually striking coasters are not only stylish but also highly functional.

Made from non-slip and temperature-resistant material, these coasters protect your tabletop while securely holding your beverage in place. The generous 4.3" diameter size makes them compatible with a wide variety of drinkware.

Whether you're hosting a Halloween party or simply embracing the spirit of the season, our Spider Web Coasters are an essential addition to your tabletop decor.

"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set
"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

"Botanical Chart" 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

Regular price $61.00 Sale price $50.00
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Our botanical chart dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who loves plants. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size and the perfect accessory for any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Fleur Fatale" dish towel, featuring a collection of toxic plants
• "Cactus Botanical" Chart dish towel, featuring a collection of cacti
• "Psychedelica Botanica" dish towel, featuring a collection of psychedelic plants

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality
  • 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19"x28"
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