Start your morning ritual with a jolt of unapologetic energy. Wake the Fuck Up is a bold loose leaf blend crafted with robust Assam black tea and rich black elderberries, creating a deep, fruity, full‑bodied cup that refuses to let you drag your feet. The Assam is sourced from a women‑run farm in India, a detail we love as much as the flavor itself.
This blend is crafted for mornings when you need a little extra fire, a little extra focus, and a whole lot of attitude. Pair it with ModestMix’s “Go The Fuck To Sleep” at night for the full chaotic‑balanced‑witch experience.
This tea doesn’t whisper encouragement. It shouts it proudly.
Get your fine ass energized.
You’re a winner.
Drink this badass tea.
Kick life in the face.
High. Five.
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic assam black tea, organic india black tea, organic black elderberries
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.