Funny crow greeting card reads, "If at first you don't succeed..." on the front, and "It's only attempted murder" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for fans of birds, crows, ravens, true crime, and puns.
This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3–5 days for production.
Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs — each comes with size-matching white envelopes.
Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
Printing on the outside and inside
Matte finish
Matching white envelopes included
"The Horrors Persist" Romantic Goth Greeting Cards
Let your significant other know how you feel with this funny gothic romance greeting card.
This card reads "The Horrors Persist" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a heart-shaped spider web, and the text below reads, "But So Do We". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Funny bird illustration greeting card reads, "You're not completely worthless" on the front, and "organs go for a lot on the black market" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a breakup, divorce, or encouragement for a friend.
This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3–5 days for production.
Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs — each comes with size-matching white envelopes.
Funny floral greeting card reads, "Roses are Red, Knowledge is Power" on the front, and "Go Smash the Patriarchy, You Beautiful Flower" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a graduation, baby shower, breakup, divorce, coming out, or encouragement for a friend.
This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3–5 days for production.
Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs — each comes with size-matching white envelopes.
Send your holiday greetings with a mischievous twist using the 'Greetings from Krampus' Holiday Greeting Card! This eye-catching card features Krampus, the fearsome horned figure from German folklore, known for punishing naughty children during the Yule season.
Celebrate the eerie charm of Krampusnacht with a design that combines tradition and a playful dose of dark humor. The inside of the card is blank, providing plenty of space to add your own heartfelt, humorous, or quirky message. Perfect for adding a memorable and unique touch to your holiday well-wishes, this card is sure to stand out in a season of cheer.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110#
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
Trying to be supportive of your friend or loved one who is going through a tough time? We have the card for you!
This card reads "What doesn't kill you" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a psychologist's sofa, and the text below reads, "makes you have a $50 copay". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Struggling to find the right card for your metalhead brethren on the day of their birth?
This card reads "Infernal Hails Birthday Warrior" on the front. The interior text reads, "May You Survive The Festivities". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
"You Do You" Dumpster Fire Funny Snarky Greeting Cards
Do you struggle to be supportive yet judgmental at the same time? We have the card for you! Let your friend or family member know that you're not trying to harsh their vibe yet happy to keep their drama at arm's length.
This card reads "You Do You" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a dumpster on fire, and the text below reads, "but maybe also you do therapy". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Let your friend, family member, or significant other know you're in their corner with this novelty greeting card.
This card reads "To-Do List" on the front with a checklist of essential tasks below. The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
"Slip Into Something More Comfortable" Funny Snarky Greeting Cards
This card reads "Let me slip into something more comfortable" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a gurney, and the text below reads, "like a coma". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke.
This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke.
This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Witches, wonder, and a touch of old-world enchantment — this card captures Halloween at its most magical, straight from the golden age of Victorian illustration.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
Spooky season, meet old-world elegance. This antique Halloween card is the kind of greeting that lingers — beautifully strange, beautifully timeless.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
A festive salute from a century past — this card brings the warmth and whimsy of Victorian Halloween celebrations right to your recipient's doorstep.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
Something wicked this way comes — and it arrives in an envelope. This cauldron-themed card stirs up the dark magic of Halloween past with Victorian flair.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
A classic salutation rendered in the ornate hand of a Victorian illustrator — this card delivers your Halloween wishes with the gravitas they deserve.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
A cheerful jack-o'-lantern grin and warm autumn hues make this card a timeless Halloween hello — the kind that feels like it arrived from another era entirely.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110#
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
There's something so optimistic about the phrase "we're expecting". Like it could be a baby, or it could be a velociraptor. Or, in this case, it could be the Antichrist. Whichever.
This card reads, "Please join us for a Baphy Shower" on the front, with an adorable black goat in a bassinet. The interior has spaces for you to fill in the pertinent event details. The interior left panel has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope.
• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) • Printing on the outside and inside • Matte finish • Matching white envelopes included
Heart-racing, spine-tingling, and utterly delightful — this antique card captures the electric excitement of Halloween the way only a Victorian illustrator could.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
Silhouettes and moonlight define this eerie antique design — a card that casts the long, delicious shadow of Halloween across whoever receives it.
Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.
Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a greeting card.
Made in USA
Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
Printed on HP Indigo Printers
7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
