Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

This festive favorite is perfect for autumn lovers, spooky season devotees, and anyone who believes Halloween is a year-round lifestyle.

The Halloween Pumpkin Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a large black cotton tote that captures the spirit of the season in one delightfully haunted design. Featuring a vibrant orange print of a grinning jack-o’-lantern surrounded by bats, ghosts, spiders, and swirling fall leaves, it’s the perfect blend of creepy and cute. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it’s ideal for beach days, pumpkin patch visits, grocery runs, or toting your trick-or-treat haul.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of room for all your spooky essentials—whether that’s cider, spellbooks, or a stash of candy corn. The high-contrast orange print pops against the black fabric, making it a standout accessory for any Halloween enthusiast.

Whether you're summoning autumn vibes or just living your best haunted life, this bag is your perfect pumpkin-spiced sidekick.

This all-natural handmade bar soap features an enticing autumn scent blend of crisp sweet apples, cinnamon, and cloves. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is an Fall seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Cinnamon Powder

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for spooky babes, summer specters, and anyone who prefers their sunshine with a side of the supernatural.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum ghostly glamour. The phrase "HAUNT GIRL SUMMER" is stitched boldly across the front—a playful twist on seasonal trends for those who thrive in the shadows, even under the sun.

Whether you're floating through festivals or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.

For the spellcasters, change-makers, and beautifully rebellious beach witches…

The Hex the Patriarchy Pentacle Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than an accessory—it’s a magical manifesto. Adorned with bold white text and a striking pentacle design, this tote channels sacred sass and witchy resistance in equal measure.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built to endure saltwater rituals, moonlit protests, and impromptu tarot readings by the shoreline. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it holds all your essentials—sunblock, crystals, spellbooks, snacks—with room to spare for the hex you’ve been saving for a rainy day.

The high-contrast print serves as a beacon of empowered energy, boldly declaring your allegiance to equality, enchantment, and excellent beach fashion. Whether you’re stirring change in your cauldron or sipping iced coffee with revolutionary flair, this bag’s got your vibe: fierce, magical, and unapologetically defiant.

Carry your cause. Cast your spells. Curse with style.

Do you love Halloween and coffee? Want to show your support for yourself and others going through tough times? The "Hey, It's Okay" Spooky Latte Cup Enamel Lapel Pin is just what you need.

This charming pin features a Halloween-themed coffee cup with the text "Hey, It's Okay," reminding everyone that it's fine to feel whatever they're feeling. Made from durable metal and enamel, it boasts a glossy finish and measures about 1 inch tall. The design includes cute ghosts and spiderwebs in orange, white, and black.

With a secure rubber clutch backing, this pin is perfect for your clothes, bag, hat, or anywhere else you want to display it. Whether as a Halloween accessory, a motivational message, or a thoughtful gift, this pin is sure to bring a little brightness to your day.

Get ready to take a trip to the Holy Mountain. This essential oil blend is a breath of "fresh mountain air". Lavender, cedarwood and petitgrain begin the arrangement with notes of lemongrass, palmarosa and herbs to finish this complex mountain trip. With a sweet citrus background and an earthy base that lingers, this soap will remind you of fresh air on a hike through the woods. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Lavender Buds, Parsley Powder

Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the eerie essence of a crumbling structure consumed by forest and moss. Its blend of earthy wood and moss scents is intertwined with rich amber tones and subtle spice notes, creating a fragrance that is both haunting and sophisticated. Perfect for those seeking an atmospheric cleansing experience, this soap brings the mystery of forgotten places into your everyday routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance

"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap radiates the vibrant energy of a sun-soaked summer day. Its bright citrus aroma, crafted from a refreshing blend of bergamot, lemon, and orange with a hint of cassia, offers a uniquely invigorating experience. Perfect for all skin types, this vegan soap brings a lively and uplifting touch to your daily routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Cassia Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Iron Oxide

Human Fragility [L'Umana Fragilità] (1656)
by Salvator Rosa (Italy, 1615-1673)

 Human Fragility was painted during a time of great pestilence. The artist himself had lost many close relatives to disease, including his son, brother, and sister. The painting depicts the artist's mistress, Lucrezia, and their son. The Angel of Death is clenching the young boy's wrist and compelling him to write, "Conceptio Culpa, Nasci Pena, Labor Vita, Necesse Mori", meaning "Conception is a sin, Birth is pain, Life is toil, Death a necessity." The background of the image contains many foreboding objects and memento mori. 

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Human Fragility [L'Umana Fragilità] (1656)
by Salvator Rosa (Italy, 1615-1673)

 Human Fragility was painted during a time of great pestilence. The artist himself had lost many close relatives to disease, including his son, brother, and sister. The painting depicts the artist's mistress, Lucrezia, and their son. The Angel of Death is clenching the young boy's wrist and compelling him to write, "Conceptio Culpa, Nasci Pena, Labor Vita, Necesse Mori", meaning "Conception is a sin, Birth is pain, Life is toil, Death a necessity." The background of the image contains many foreboding objects and memento mori. 

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging.

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Hylas and the Nymphs (1896) 
by John William Waterhouse (England, 1849-1917)

The painting depicts a moment from the Greek and Roman legend of the tragic youth Hylas, based on accounts by Ovid and other ancient writers, in which the enraptured Hylas is abducted by Naiads (female water nymphs) while seeking drinking water.

Hylas, a male youth in classical garb, wearing a blue tunic with a red sash, and bearing a wide-necked water jar. He is bending down beside a pond in a glade of lush green foliage, reaching out towards seven young women, the water nymphs, who are emerging from the pond among the leaves and flowers of Nymphaeaceae (water lilies), including an early depiction of the yellow waterlily, Nuphar lutea. The alabaster skin of the nymphs is luminous in the dark but clear water, with yellow and white flowers in their auburn hair. They have very similar physical features, perhaps based on just two models.

Hylas is being enticed to enter the water, from which he will not return. One of the nymphs holds his wrist and elbow, a second plucks at his tunic, and a third holds out some pearls in the palm of her hand. The face of Hylas in profile is shadowed and barely visible, but the faces of the nymphs are clearly visible as they gaze upon him. The scene is depicted from a slightly elevated position, looking down at the water like Hylas, so no sky is visible. Hylas's position forces the viewer's focus onto the nymphs in the water and the lack of reference to his relationship with Hercules emphasizes that the narrative of the painting is not about Hylas's experiences, but about the sinister nature of the nymphs.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Hylas and the Nymphs (1896)
by John William Waterhouse (England, 1849-1917)

The painting depicts a moment from the Greek and Roman legend of the tragic youth Hylas, based on accounts by Ovid and other ancient writers, in which the enraptured Hylas is abducted by Naiads (female water nymphs) while seeking drinking water.

Hylas, a male youth in classical garb, wearing a blue tunic with a red sash, and bearing a wide-necked water jar. He is bending down beside a pond in a glade of lush green foliage, reaching out towards seven young women, the water nymphs, who are emerging from the pond among the leaves and flowers of Nymphaeaceae (water lilies), including an early depiction of the yellow waterlily, Nuphar lutea. The alabaster skin of the nymphs is luminous in the dark but clear water, with yellow and white flowers in their auburn hair. They have very similar physical features, perhaps based on just two models.

Hylas is being enticed to enter the water, from which he will not return. One of the nymphs holds his wrist and elbow, a second plucks at his tunic, and a third holds out some pearls in the palm of her hand. The face of Hylas in profile is shadowed and barely visible, but the faces of the nymphs are clearly visible as they gaze upon him. The scene is depicted from a slightly elevated position, looking down at the water like Hylas, so no sky is visible. Hylas's position forces the viewer's focus onto the nymphs in the water and the lack of reference to his relationship with Hercules emphasizes that the narrative of the painting is not about Hylas's experiences, but about the sinister nature of the nymphs.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging.

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Hypnosis (1904)
by Sascha Schneider (Germany, 1870-1927)

Sascha Schneider created various paintings and lithographs of naked men that helped transform the romanticized male into an ubiquitous public image for a brief moment in Germany's history. Schneider operated during an unusual period of German history known as the Health and Hygiene Movement, or Freikörperkultur. Seen as a response to the booming industrialization of the 18th and 19th centuries, the movement advocated for a return to traditional exercise and healthy living pursuits, involving a plethora of natural efforts.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Hypnosis
by Sascha Schneider (Germany, 1904)

Sascha Schneider created various paintings and lithographs of naked men that helped transform the romanticized male into an ubiquitous public image for a brief moment in Germany's history. Schneider operated during an unusual period of German history known as the Health and Hygiene Movement, or Freikörperkultur. Seen as a response to the booming industrialization of the 18th and 19th centuries, the movement advocated for a return to traditional exercise and healthy living pursuits, involving a plethora of natural efforts.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging.

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Hypnotism Owl (1903)
Cover of a book by A. Alpheus
published in Chicago by publisher M.A. Donohue

Unlock the mysterious allure of hypnotism and mesmerism with our unique Hypnotism Owl Matte Poster. Inspired by the captivating cover of the antique book Complete Hypnotism, Mesmerism, Mind-Reading and Spiritualism: How to Hypnotize, this artwork embodies the essence of vintage charm and esoteric knowledge. This print is perfect for those fascinated by the mystical and the unusual.

This high-quality print boasts sharp, vibrant details on a premium matte finish. The historical inspiration is based on the enigmatic cover of a renowned hypnotism and mesmerism guidebook. The intriguing design features an owl, symbolizing wisdom and mystery, making it an eye-catching piece for any room. The versatile decor is ideal for adding a touch of vintage mystique to your home, office, or study.

Transform your space into a haven of curiosity and intrigue with the Hypnotism Owl Matte Poster. This artwork celebrates the fascinating history of hypnotism and spiritualism, offering a glimpse into a world of wonder and mysticism. Whether you're an avid collector of vintage-inspired pieces or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your decor, this poster is a must-have.

Matte Poster
• Printed with dye/pigment reactive ink on archival matte paper
• Packaged in a heavy-duty poster tube for protection during shipping
• Features heavyweight paper with a thick base and an instant-dry coating

Hypnotism Owl (1903)
Cover of a book by A. Alpheus
published in Chicago by publisher M.A. Donohue

Unlock the mysterious allure of hypnotism and mesmerism with our unique Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Canvas Wrap. Inspired by the captivating cover of the antique book Complete Hypnotism, Mesmerism, Mind-Reading and Spiritualism: How to Hypnotize, this artwork embodies the essence of vintage charm and esoteric knowledge. This print is perfect for those fascinated by the mystical and the unusual.

This high-quality print boasts sharp, vibrant details on a premium matte finish. The historical inspiration is based on the enigmatic cover of a renowned hypnotism and mesmerism guidebook. The intriguing design features an owl, symbolizing wisdom and mystery, making it an eye-catching piece for any room. The versatile decor is ideal for adding a touch of vintage mystique to your home, office, or study.

Transform your space into a haven of curiosity and intrigue with the Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Canvas Wrap. This artwork celebrates the fascinating history of hypnotism and spiritualism, offering a glimpse into a world of wonder and mysticism. Whether you're an avid collector of vintage-inspired pieces or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your decor, this piece is a must-have.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Hypnotism Owl (1903)
Cover of a book by A. Alpheus
published in Chicago by publisher M.A. Donohue

Unlock the mysterious allure of hypnotism and mesmerism with our unique Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Framed Art Print. Inspired by the captivating cover of the antique book Complete Hypnotism, Mesmerism, Mind-Reading and Spiritualism: How to Hypnotize, this artwork embodies the essence of vintage charm and esoteric knowledge. This print is perfect for those fascinated by the mystical and the unusual.

This high-quality print boasts sharp, vibrant details on a premium matte finish. The historical inspiration is based on the enigmatic cover of a renowned hypnotism and mesmerism guidebook. The intriguing design features an owl, symbolizing wisdom and mystery, making it an eye-catching piece for any room. The versatile decor is ideal for adding a touch of vintage mystique to your home, office, or study.

Transform your space into a haven of curiosity and intrigue with the Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Framed Art Print. This artwork celebrates the fascinating history of hypnotism and spiritualism, offering a glimpse into a world of wonder and mysticism. Whether you're an avid collector of vintage-inspired pieces or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your decor, this piece is a must-have.

Rectangle Framed Art Print

Semi-gloss paper framed in 1 inch 100% real wood frames with a matte enamel finish. Framed prints have an archival, shatterproof plexiglass. Framed paper prints offer you a professional finish ready to elevate any space.

• Ready To Hang - Wire hanger attached
• Professionaly finished back
• Rubber Bumpers
• Sizes Reference the Print Inside the Frame
• Available in Black, White & Espresso colors

Hypnotism Owl (1903)
Cover of a book by A. Alpheus
published in Chicago by publisher M.A. Donohue

Unlock the mysterious allure of hypnotism and mesmerism with our unique Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Framed Canvas. Inspired by the captivating cover of the antique book Complete Hypnotism, Mesmerism, Mind-Reading and Spiritualism: How to Hypnotize, this artwork embodies the essence of vintage charm and esoteric knowledge. This print is perfect for those fascinated by the mystical and the unusual.

This high-quality print boasts sharp, vibrant details on a premium matte finish. The historical inspiration is based on the enigmatic cover of a renowned hypnotism and mesmerism guidebook. The intriguing design features an owl, symbolizing wisdom and mystery, making it an eye-catching piece for any room. The versatile decor is ideal for adding a touch of vintage mystique to your home, office, or study.

Transform your space into a haven of curiosity and intrigue with the Hypnotism Owl Rectangle Framed Canvas. This artwork celebrates the fascinating history of hypnotism and spiritualism, offering a glimpse into a world of wonder and mysticism. Whether you're an avid collector of vintage-inspired pieces or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your decor, this piece is a must-have.

Rectangle Framed Canvas

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.
• Sizes Reference the Canvas Inside the Frame.

Crisp notes of fresh cut pine and bright lemon will make you feel as if you're on a walk through a pine forest. A generous helping of bentonite clay helps cleanse and detoxify skin and hair, while the touch of aspen bark and walnut hull give that perfect "mountain man" feel. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Montmorillonite Clay, Spirulina Powder, Black Walnut Hull, Aspen Bark Extract, Chromium Oxide

Showcase your Asexual and Aromantic pride with a touch of humor using the "I Don't Bone" Enamel Lapel Pin. This eye-catching pin is 1-1/8" tall and features a quirky skeleton design set against the vibrant colors of the Asexual Flag, along with the playful phrase "I don't bone." It's the perfect way to bring awareness and celebrate your identity with style and wit.

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin is built to last. It fastens securely with a butterfly clasp, making it ideal for attaching to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory you choose.

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Embrace your dark humor with the "I Think I'm Dead" Skeleton Enamel Lapel Pin. This pin features a skeleton holding a white pumpkin with the words "I Think I'm Dead" written on it. Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, it ensures long-lasting quality. Measuring 1-1/8" tall, it secures firmly with a butterfly clasp, making it perfect for adorning clothes, jackets, hats, bags, or any accessory of your choice. A perfect addition for those who appreciate a touch of the macabre in their style!

Add a touch of mystery and edge to your accessories with the "I'm Ok Now" Gravestone & Skull Enamel Lapel Pin. This captivating pin features a white gravestone with the text "I’m OK now," accompanied by a skull and candle in front of it. Made from durable metal and enamel, this pin boasts a glossy finish.

At approximately 1 inch tall, it secures easily to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory of your choice with a pin backing. The white gravestone with black text, along with the skull and candle outlined in black, creates a striking contrast. Perfect as a Halloween accessory, an expression of resilience, or a thoughtful gift for a friend, this pin is sure to make a bold statement.

For the drama-loving beachgoer who's definitely innocent (but just in case)…

The I'm Only Here to Establish My Alibi Black Cotton Beach Bag is your cheeky companion for conspicuous relaxation with a dash of suspicious timing. With bold white text that’s equal parts playful and incriminating, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone whose vibe screams “casual” while their presence screams “plot twist.”

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built to carry snacks, sunscreen, and a stack of carefully curated books you can’t finish because you’re busy “not doing anything shady.” At approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s spacious enough for beach day essentials and plausible deniability.

The high-contrast print pops like a flashbulb in a noir mystery—subtle? Never. Memorable? Always. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee at the shoreline or loitering just long enough to be noticed, this bag does the heavy lifting while you casually nail your timeline.

Suspiciously stylish. Dangerously funny. Totally innocent. Probably.