Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel

"There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel

"Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
  
• 100% cotton
  
• 130 thread count
  
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

For the spellcasters, change-makers, and beautifully rebellious beach witches…

The Hex the Patriarchy Pentacle Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than an accessory—it’s a magical manifesto. Adorned with bold white text and a striking pentacle design, this tote channels sacred sass and witchy resistance in equal measure.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s built to endure saltwater rituals, moonlit protests, and impromptu tarot readings by the shoreline. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it holds all your essentials—sunblock, crystals, spellbooks, snacks—with room to spare for the hex you’ve been saving for a rainy day.

The high-contrast print serves as a beacon of empowered energy, boldly declaring your allegiance to equality, enchantment, and excellent beach fashion. Whether you’re stirring change in your cauldron or sipping iced coffee with revolutionary flair, this bag’s got your vibe: fierce, magical, and unapologetically defiant.

Carry your cause. Cast your spells. Curse with style.

Do you love Halloween and coffee? Want to show your support for yourself and others going through tough times? The "Hey, It's Okay" Spooky Latte Cup Enamel Lapel Pin is just what you need.

This charming pin features a Halloween-themed coffee cup with the text "Hey, It's Okay," reminding everyone that it's fine to feel whatever they're feeling. Made from durable metal and enamel, it boasts a glossy finish and measures about 1 inch tall. The design includes cute ghosts and spiderwebs in orange, white, and black.

With a secure rubber clutch backing, this pin is perfect for your clothes, bag, hat, or anywhere else you want to display it. Whether as a Halloween accessory, a motivational message, or a thoughtful gift, this pin is sure to bring a little brightness to your day.

Get ready to take a trip to the Holy Mountain. This essential oil blend is a breath of "fresh mountain air". Lavender, cedarwood and petitgrain begin the arrangement with notes of lemongrass, palmarosa and herbs to finish this complex mountain trip. With a sweet citrus background and an earthy base that lingers, this soap will remind you of fresh air on a hike through the woods. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Lavender Buds, Parsley Powder

Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the eerie essence of a crumbling structure consumed by forest and moss. Its blend of earthy wood and moss scents is intertwined with rich amber tones and subtle spice notes, creating a fragrance that is both haunting and sophisticated. Perfect for those seeking an atmospheric cleansing experience, this soap brings the mystery of forgotten places into your everyday routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance

"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap radiates the vibrant energy of a sun-soaked summer day. Its bright citrus aroma, crafted from a refreshing blend of bergamot, lemon, and orange with a hint of cassia, offers a uniquely invigorating experience. Perfect for all skin types, this vegan soap brings a lively and uplifting touch to your daily routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Cassia Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Iron Oxide

A philosophical crisis you can wear.

This miniature tome-shaped enamel pin poses the eternal question: "how to live?"—with a skull perched on its cover like a morbid punctuation mark. Is it a self-help book for the undead, a gothic guide to existence, or just a cheeky reminder that nobody really knows what they’re doing?

• Hard enamel with glossy black and white detailing
• Measures approximately 1-1/8" tall
• Secure rubber clutch backing
• Perfect for existentialists, goths, librarians, and anyone spiraling stylishly

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or cloak and let the world know you're pondering life’s big questions with a wink and a skull.

Human Fragility [L'Umana Fragilità] (1656)
by Salvator Rosa (Italy, 1615-1673)

 Human Fragility was painted during a time of great pestilence. The artist himself had lost many close relatives to disease, including his son, brother, and sister. The painting depicts the artist's mistress, Lucrezia, and their son. The Angel of Death is clenching the young boy's wrist and compelling him to write, "Conceptio Culpa, Nasci Pena, Labor Vita, Necesse Mori", meaning "Conception is a sin, Birth is pain, Life is toil, Death a necessity." The background of the image contains many foreboding objects and memento mori. 

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Hylas and the Nymphs (1896) 
by John William Waterhouse (England, 1849-1917)

The painting depicts a moment from the Greek and Roman legend of the tragic youth Hylas, based on accounts by Ovid and other ancient writers, in which the enraptured Hylas is abducted by Naiads (female water nymphs) while seeking drinking water.

Hylas, a male youth in classical garb, wearing a blue tunic with a red sash, and bearing a wide-necked water jar. He is bending down beside a pond in a glade of lush green foliage, reaching out towards seven young women, the water nymphs, who are emerging from the pond among the leaves and flowers of Nymphaeaceae (water lilies), including an early depiction of the yellow waterlily, Nuphar lutea. The alabaster skin of the nymphs is luminous in the dark but clear water, with yellow and white flowers in their auburn hair. They have very similar physical features, perhaps based on just two models.

Hylas is being enticed to enter the water, from which he will not return. One of the nymphs holds his wrist and elbow, a second plucks at his tunic, and a third holds out some pearls in the palm of her hand. The face of Hylas in profile is shadowed and barely visible, but the faces of the nymphs are clearly visible as they gaze upon him. The scene is depicted from a slightly elevated position, looking down at the water like Hylas, so no sky is visible. Hylas's position forces the viewer's focus onto the nymphs in the water and the lack of reference to his relationship with Hercules emphasizes that the narrative of the painting is not about Hylas's experiences, but about the sinister nature of the nymphs.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Hypnosis (1904)
by Sascha Schneider (Germany, 1870-1927)

Sascha Schneider created various paintings and lithographs of naked men that helped transform the romanticized male into an ubiquitous public image for a brief moment in Germany's history. Schneider operated during an unusual period of German history known as the Health and Hygiene Movement, or Freikörperkultur. Seen as a response to the booming industrialization of the 18th and 19th centuries, the movement advocated for a return to traditional exercise and healthy living pursuits, involving a plethora of natural efforts.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Hypnotism Owl (1903)
Cover of a book by A. Alpheus
published in Chicago by publisher M.A. Donohue

Unlock the mysterious allure of hypnotism and mesmerism with our unique Hypnotism Owl Matte Poster. Inspired by the captivating cover of the antique book Complete Hypnotism, Mesmerism, Mind-Reading and Spiritualism: How to Hypnotize, this artwork embodies the essence of vintage charm and esoteric knowledge. This print is perfect for those fascinated by the mystical and the unusual.

This high-quality print boasts sharp, vibrant details on a premium matte finish. The historical inspiration is based on the enigmatic cover of a renowned hypnotism and mesmerism guidebook. The intriguing design features an owl, symbolizing wisdom and mystery, making it an eye-catching piece for any room. The versatile decor is ideal for adding a touch of vintage mystique to your home, office, or study.

Transform your space into a haven of curiosity and intrigue with the Hypnotism Owl Matte Poster. This artwork celebrates the fascinating history of hypnotism and spiritualism, offering a glimpse into a world of wonder and mysticism. Whether you're an avid collector of vintage-inspired pieces or simply looking to add a conversation starter to your decor, this poster is a must-have.

Matte Poster
• Printed with dye/pigment reactive ink on archival matte paper
• Packaged in a heavy-duty poster tube for protection during shipping
• Features heavyweight paper with a thick base and an instant-dry coating

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

I am Pining (For You): Crisp notes of freshly cut pine and bright lemon transport you to the heart of a sunlit forest. Unlike many pine-scented soaps that rely on pine tar for a heavy, smoky aroma, our pine soap captures a sweet pine character that is clean, uplifting, and perfectly balanced with citrus brightness.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

Crisp notes of fresh cut pine and bright lemon will make you feel as if you're on a walk through a pine forest. A generous helping of bentonite clay helps cleanse and detoxify skin and hair, while the touch of aspen bark and walnut hull give that perfect "mountain man" feel. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Montmorillonite Clay, Spirulina Powder, Black Walnut Hull, Aspen Bark Extract, Chromium Oxide

Showcase your Asexual and Aromantic pride with a touch of humor using the "I Don't Bone" Enamel Lapel Pin. This eye-catching pin is 1-1/8" tall and features a quirky skeleton design set against the vibrant colors of the Asexual Flag, along with the playful phrase "I don't bone." It's the perfect way to bring awareness and celebrate your identity with style and wit.

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin is built to last. It fastens securely with a butterfly clasp, making it ideal for attaching to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory you choose.

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Embrace your dark humor with the "I Think I'm Dead" Skeleton Enamel Lapel Pin. This pin features a skeleton holding a white pumpkin with the words "I Think I'm Dead" written on it. Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, it ensures long-lasting quality. Measuring 1-1/8" tall, it secures firmly with a butterfly clasp, making it perfect for adorning clothes, jackets, hats, bags, or any accessory of your choice. A perfect addition for those who appreciate a touch of the macabre in their style!

Add a touch of mystery and edge to your accessories with the "I'm Ok Now" Gravestone & Skull Enamel Lapel Pin. This captivating pin features a white gravestone with the text "I’m OK now," accompanied by a skull and candle in front of it. Made from durable metal and enamel, this pin boasts a glossy finish.

At approximately 1 inch tall, it secures easily to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory of your choice with a pin backing. The white gravestone with black text, along with the skull and candle outlined in black, creates a striking contrast. Perfect as a Halloween accessory, an expression of resilience, or a thoughtful gift for a friend, this pin is sure to make a bold statement.

Embrace the cosmic horror this holiday season with our Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Holiday Stocking. With dimensions to fit all your eldritch gifts, this unique stocking is sure to delight Lovecraft fans. The Cthulhu Mythos, created by H.P. Lovecraft, delves into cosmic horror and ancient deities that exist beyond human comprehension. Central to the mythos is Cthulhu, a Great Old One who lies dormant beneath the ocean, awaiting the time when the stars align for his return.

This stocking is a must-have for any devotee of the Cthulhu Mythos and modern horror fiction.

Specifications: 

• 100% Polyester fleece
• 3" twill ribbon hanging loop
• Assembled in the USA
• Cuff Width: 11.81"
• Cuff to Heel Length: 17.32"
• Heel to Toe Length: 16.54"
• Image imprinted on both sides

A unique blend of malt and mint, this refreshing soap is scented with peppermint, vanilla, clove and patchouli. It is clean and refreshing with earth and spice undertones. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Beer, Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Natural Fragrance, Lavender Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil), Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay

In The Name of Humanity [In Naam der Menscheid] (1914)
by Johannes Leonardus Kleintjes (a.k.a. Jan L. Kleintjes)
Dutch, 1872-1955 

Johannes Leonardus Kleintjes is known for his genre, history, and landscape paintings. He married painter Hedwig Cecile Albertine van Osselin and he and his wife often exhibited their works together. After her death, Kleintjes painted still lifes of flowers as a tribute to her. 

“In Naam der Menschheid” (In the Name of Humanity) is a painting that was created in Brussels in February 1914, as noted by the artist on the back of the canvas. This work can be seen as a protest against the rising popularity of militarism and radical nationalism at the time. The tensions between countries in Europe, which this painting addresses, would lead to the outbreak of World War I later that summer.

The painting’s title itself, “In the Name of Humanity,” suggests a plea for compassion and reason in the face of growing militaristic fervor. Given the historical context and the symbolic nature of Kleintjes’ work, the painting likely serves as a poignant reminder of the human cost of war and the importance of maintaining our shared humanity amidst political turmoil.

Matte Poster

Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink On archival matte paper Shipped in heavy duty poster tube Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base (9.5 mil), and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging.

• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink
• On archival matte paper
• Shipped in heavy duty poster tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm) and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging.

"In the Rainy Season" is a handcrafted bar soap infused with natural jasmine and gardenia fragrance rounded off with a green floral aroma that will linger long after you wash. If you like summery floral scents this is a great soap to try! This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Aloe Vera, Chromium Oxide

Experience the essence of nature with our handmade vegan bar soap, crafted from all-natural ingredients. This soap features a delightful blend of forest essential oils, capturing the rich aroma of evergreen trees with a subtle hint of lavender. Perfect for those who love the fresh, natural scent of the outdoors. Each batch varies in beautiful shades of light to medium green and violet pigments. Indulge in a refreshing and invigorating cleanse that leaves your skin feeling nourished and your senses revitalized. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fir Needle Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Parsley Powder, Ultramarines

Let “Island Sun” brighten your day with its earthy undertones and a hint of island bliss. This handmade vegan bar soap captures the essence of a tropical paradise. Infused with a sweet and lemony fragrance, it features the zesty allure of lemongrass softened by a whisper of coconut. This all-natural soap is a gentle nod to those who adore the invigorating spirit of lemongrass but prefer a milder touch. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Lemongrass Essential Oil

It's Just a Phase

Carry the moon's mystique wherever you go with our heavy-duty canvas tote bag. Printed in full color with a vibrant moon phase design on a deep blue background, this bag captures the cyclical beauty of our celestial neighbor. The playful phrase "It's Just a Phase" adds a touch of humor, reminding us that most everything is temporary, but style is forever. Durable, spacious, and eco-friendly, it's the perfect companion for those who carry a piece of the night sky in their hearts.

Heavy-Duty Tote Bag

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Outdoor Throw Pillow

These fantastic outdoor pillows are the perfect aesthetic uplift for any outdoor space. With vibrant colors and UV-resistant printing, they stay vibrant for a long time. Water and mildew-resistant, these pillows are perfect for carefree decorating on your patio, porch, or poolside. Perfect for anyone looking to add a pop of color to their outdoor living space, especially relevant for summer parties, BBQs, and outdoor gatherings.

Product Features
• Vibrant colors
• 100% Spun polyester for shape retention and no wrinkles
• Comfortable sturdy pillow filling
• Water and UV resistant for outdoor durability
• Double-Sided (Front and Back) Print
• Available in 3 sizes

Care Instructions
• Spot clean only