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"Holy Mountain" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
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"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
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"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
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"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
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"Hyperviolet" Handmade Goat Milk Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
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"I am Pining (For You)" Handmade Liquid Soap & Body Wash
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"I Am Pining (For You)" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap for Hair, Body and Beard
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"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
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"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
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"In My Kingdom Cold" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
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"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
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"Island Sun" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
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"Holy Mountain" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)

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Get ready to take a trip to the Holy Mountain. This essential oil blend is a breath of "fresh mountain air". Lavender, cedarwood and petitgrain begin the arrangement with notes of lemongrass, palmarosa and herbs to finish this complex mountain trip. With a sweet citrus background and an earthy base that lingers, this soap will remind you of fresh air on a hike through the woods. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is discontinued and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Lavender Buds, Parsley Powder

"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter
"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

"Home Sweet Home" Baba Yaga's Hut 10x14 Serving Platter

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Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap

"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap

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"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the eerie essence of a crumbling structure consumed by forest and moss. Its blend of earthy wood and moss scents is intertwined with rich amber tones and subtle spice notes, creating a fragrance that is both haunting and sophisticated. Perfect for those seeking an atmospheric cleansing experience, this soap brings the mystery of forgotten places into your everyday routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance


"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)
"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)

"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (CLOSEOUT)

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"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap radiates the vibrant energy of a sun-soaked summer day. Its bright citrus aroma, crafted from a refreshing blend of bergamot, lemon, and orange with a hint of cassia, offers a uniquely invigorating experience. Perfect for all skin types, this vegan soap brings a lively and uplifting touch to your daily routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is discontinued and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Cassia Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Iron Oxide

Black and white enamel pin with 'How to Live?' text and skull design on a light gray background
"How to Live?" Enamel Lapel Pin
Black and white enamel pin with 'How to Live?' text and skull design on a light gray background
"How to Live?" Enamel Lapel Pin

"How to Live?" Enamel Lapel Pin

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A philosophical crisis you can wear.

This miniature tome-shaped enamel pin poses the eternal question: "how to live?"—with a skull perched on its cover like a morbid punctuation mark. Is it a self-help book for the undead, a gothic guide to existence, or just a cheeky reminder that nobody really knows what they’re doing?

  • Hard enamel with glossy black and white detailing
  • Measures approximately 1-1/8" tall
  • Secure rubber clutch backing
  • Perfect for existentialists, goths, librarians, and anyone spiraling stylishly

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or cloak and let the world know you're pondering life’s big questions with a wink and a skull.

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A handmade bar of soap from Bleak Boutique, shown with its paper label wrapper and a second unwrapped piece to display the marbled texture. The soap has a dusty purple-pink outer layer and a brownish-pink textured core, set against a light brick background.
A rectangular bar of handmade soap with a dusty rose pink body and a light purple top edge, resting on a dark gray surface.
A rectangular bar of handmade soap in a dusty rose or mauve color, photographed against a dark gray neutral background.
Two rectangular bars of soap with a black label reading 'Hyperviolet' and 'Cranberry + Spice + Milk', photographed on a dark gray tile surface.
A handmade bar of soap from Bleak Boutique, shown with its paper label wrapper and a second unwrapped piece to display the marbled texture. The soap has a dusty purple-pink outer layer and a brownish-pink textured core, set against a light brick background.
A rectangular bar of handmade soap with a dusty rose pink body and a light purple top edge, resting on a dark gray surface.
A rectangular bar of handmade soap in a dusty rose or mauve color, photographed against a dark gray neutral background.

"Hyperviolet" Handmade Goat Milk Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

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Winter’s favorite fragrance has returned in a rich, skin-loving goat milk soap. Hyperviolet combines tart cranberry with warm, comforting spice notes for a scent that feels both bright and cozy, like your favorite cold-weather ritual wrapped into a bar.

Crafted with nourishing goat milk, this handmade soap creates a creamy lather that gently cleanses while helping your skin feel soft, smooth, and moisturized. The vibrant blend of cranberry and spice makes Hyperviolet a seasonal classic that's perfect for crisp mornings, snowy evenings, and anyone who can't get enough of winter scents. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:

  • Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
  • Goat Milk
  • Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Goat Milk, Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Titanium Oxide, Violet Ultramarine, Mica, Iron Oxides, Aluminum Powder, Sodium Silicate

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"I am Pining (For You)" Handmade Liquid Soap & Body Wash

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A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

I am Pining (For You): Crisp notes of freshly cut pine and bright lemon transport you to the heart of a sunlit forest. Unlike many pine-scented soaps that rely on pine tar for a heavy, smoky aroma, our pine soap captures a sweet pine character that is clean, uplifting, and perfectly balanced with citrus brightness.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

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Shampoo bar soap with Bleak Boutique label on a gray background
The I Am Pining (For You) handmade vegan bar soap by Bleak Boutique, a light gray block with subtle green streaks and rough edges, rests on a dark, textured surface. Suitable for hair, body, and beard.
The I Am Pining (For You) Handmade Vegan Bar Soap for Hair, Body and Beard by Bleak Boutique, featuring subtle marbled bentonite clay patterns, rests on a dark, smooth surface.
Two I Am Pining (For You) vegan bar soaps by Bleak Boutique are stacked on a white and gold pedestal, with text highlighting natural ingredients, bentonite clay, eco-friendly packaging, and travel-ready size. Simple plant graphics decorate the image.
Bar of soap on a green marble stand with a label on a black background
Shampoo bar soap with Bleak Boutique label on a gray background
The I Am Pining (For You) handmade vegan bar soap by Bleak Boutique, a light gray block with subtle green streaks and rough edges, rests on a dark, textured surface. Suitable for hair, body, and beard.
The I Am Pining (For You) Handmade Vegan Bar Soap for Hair, Body and Beard by Bleak Boutique, featuring subtle marbled bentonite clay patterns, rests on a dark, smooth surface.
Two I Am Pining (For You) vegan bar soaps by Bleak Boutique are stacked on a white and gold pedestal, with text highlighting natural ingredients, bentonite clay, eco-friendly packaging, and travel-ready size. Simple plant graphics decorate the image.

"I Am Pining (For You)" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap for Hair, Body and Beard

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Crisp notes of fresh cut pine and bright lemon will make you feel as if you're on a walk through a pine forest. A generous helping of bentonite clay helps cleanse and detoxify skin and hair, while the touch of aspen bark and walnut hull give that perfect "mountain man" feel. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Montmorillonite Clay, Spirulina Powder, Black Walnut Hull, Aspen Bark Extract, Chromium Oxide

"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin
"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin

"I Don't Bone" Asexual Pride Enamel Lapel Pin

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Showcase your Asexual and Aromantic pride with a touch of humor using the "I Don't Bone" Enamel Lapel Pin. This eye-catching pin is 1-1/8" tall and features a quirky skeleton design set against the vibrant colors of the Asexual Flag, along with the playful phrase "I don't bone." It's the perfect way to bring awareness and celebrate your identity with style and wit.

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin is built to last. It fastens securely with a butterfly clasp, making it ideal for attaching to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory you choose.

"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards
"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards

"I Prefer Bourbon" Funny Greeting Cards

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Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a teacup illustration and witty text on a leafy beige background, printed on quality matte card stock—perfect for sharing a tea joke.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a tea bag drawing with the phrase In bags. Underwater. on the right and a blank left side, printed on matte card stock for a witty greeting.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a black rose and logo on beige matte card stock—ideal for a tea joke or quirky greeting.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a rose logo left and a teacup with the text: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea. Printed on matte card stock, its the perfect joke card for tea lovers.
A small potted cactus, a lit candle, and three Bleak Boutique I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards are displayed on a dark wooden shelf. One card features a teacup and the caption: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a cup of tea illustration and the phrase I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea on a beige leafy matte card stock.
A stack of greeting cards with a teacup and leaf design, inspired by Bleak Boutiques I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards. Ideal for tea lovers, the cards say: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards by Bleak Boutique feature a teacup drawing with the phrase “I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea,” plus leaf-patterned edges for a playful touch.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a teacup illustration and witty text on a leafy beige background, printed on quality matte card stock—perfect for sharing a tea joke.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a tea bag drawing with the phrase In bags. Underwater. on the right and a blank left side, printed on matte card stock for a witty greeting.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a black rose and logo on beige matte card stock—ideal for a tea joke or quirky greeting.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a rose logo left and a teacup with the text: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea. Printed on matte card stock, its the perfect joke card for tea lovers.
A small potted cactus, a lit candle, and three Bleak Boutique I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards are displayed on a dark wooden shelf. One card features a teacup and the caption: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Card by Bleak Boutique features a cup of tea illustration and the phrase I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea on a beige leafy matte card stock.
A stack of greeting cards with a teacup and leaf design, inspired by Bleak Boutiques I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards. Ideal for tea lovers, the cards say: I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea.
The I Prefer My Tea Funny Greeting Cards by Bleak Boutique feature a teacup drawing with the phrase “I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea,” plus leaf-patterned edges for a playful touch.

"I Prefer My Tea" Funny Greeting Cards

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Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking

"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (Hail! Hail! Cthulhu awaits!) Holiday Stocking

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Embrace the cosmic horror this holiday season with our Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Holiday Stocking. With dimensions to fit all your eldritch gifts, this unique stocking is sure to delight Lovecraft fans. The Cthulhu Mythos, created by H.P. Lovecraft, delves into cosmic horror and ancient deities that exist beyond human comprehension. Central to the mythos is Cthulhu, a Great Old One who lies dormant beneath the ocean, awaiting the time when the stars align for his return.

This stocking is a must-have for any devotee of the Cthulhu Mythos and modern horror fiction.

Specifications: 

• 100% Polyester fleece
• 3" twill ribbon hanging loop
• Assembled in the USA
• Cuff Width: 11.81"
• Cuff to Heel Length: 17.32"
• Heel to Toe Length: 16.54"
• Image imprinted on both sides

"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin
"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin

"If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin

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Cats are always up to something, but this one is especially committed. The "If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin depicts a cat settling into an open coffin — because of course it does. Darkly funny, undeniably relatable, and finished with double butterfly clasps so it stays exactly where you put it.

  • Hard enamel with gloss finish
  • Double butterfly clasp backing
  • Approximately 1⅛" tall
Bar of soap with a label on a dark background
Handmade bar soap with Bleak Boutique label on a dark background
Block of soap on a black background
Bar of soap on a dark gray background
Bar of soap with a label on a dark background
Handmade bar soap with Bleak Boutique label on a dark background
Block of soap on a black background
Bar of soap on a dark gray background

"In My Kingdom Cold" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

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A unique blend of malt and mint, this refreshing soap is scented with peppermint, vanilla, clove and patchouli. It is clean and refreshing with earth and spice undertones. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Beer, Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Natural Fragrance, Lavender Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil), Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay

"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

"In The Rainy Season" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

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"In the Rainy Season" is a handcrafted bar soap infused with natural jasmine and gardenia fragrance rounded off with a green floral aroma that will linger long after you wash. If you like summery floral scents this is a great soap to try! This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Aloe Vera, Chromium Oxide

Two lavender bars of Bleak Boutique's Into The Woods Handmade Vegan Bar Soap, featuring fir needle, lavender, and parsley, are stacked on a black surface. The top bar displays a black label with the product name.
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
Two lavender bars of Bleak Boutique's Into The Woods Handmade Vegan Bar Soap, featuring fir needle, lavender, and parsley, are stacked on a black surface. The top bar displays a black label with the product name.
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap
"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap

"Into The Woods" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap

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Experience the essence of nature with our handmade vegan bar soap, crafted from all-natural ingredients. This soap features a delightful blend of forest essential oils, capturing the rich aroma of evergreen trees with a subtle hint of lavender. Perfect for those who love the fresh, natural scent of the outdoors. Each batch varies in beautiful shades of light to medium green and violet pigments. Indulge in a refreshing and invigorating cleanse that leaves your skin feeling nourished and your senses revitalized. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fir Needle Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Parsley Powder, Ultramarines

"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin
"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin

"Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin

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If you're a quiet individual and a lover of all things feline, the "Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin is the perfect way to express yourself. Wear it proudly on your jacket, backpack, or hat to let everyone know that while you might prefer a bit of solitude, you're always ready for a good cat conversation.

This pin features a secure butterfly clasp to keep it firmly in place and measures 1-1/8" wide, making it a charming yet subtle addition to your collection. Show off your love for cats and your unique personality with this delightful pin.

"Island Sun" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL) by Bleak Boutique features a green rose logo and forest background. The beige, all-natural vegan soap is shown resting on a similar bar against a dark backdrop.
A rectangular bar of pale yellow Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique stands upright against a dark background, with a smooth texture, slightly uneven edges, and a refreshing lemongrass fragrance.
The Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, a rectangular, light yellow bar with lemongrass scent, stands upright on a dark surface against a plain background.
A rectangular block of Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, with a smooth top and slightly rough edges, rests on a dark surface, featuring the clean lines typical of all natural soap bars.
"Island Sun" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)
Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL) by Bleak Boutique features a green rose logo and forest background. The beige, all-natural vegan soap is shown resting on a similar bar against a dark backdrop.
A rectangular bar of pale yellow Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique stands upright against a dark background, with a smooth texture, slightly uneven edges, and a refreshing lemongrass fragrance.
The Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, a rectangular, light yellow bar with lemongrass scent, stands upright on a dark surface against a plain background.
A rectangular block of Island Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, with a smooth top and slightly rough edges, rests on a dark surface, featuring the clean lines typical of all natural soap bars.

"Island Sun" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

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Let “Island Sun” brighten your day with its earthy undertones and a hint of island bliss. This handmade vegan bar soap captures the essence of a tropical paradise. Infused with a sweet and lemony fragrance, it features the zesty allure of lemongrass softened by a whisper of coconut. This all-natural soap is a gentle nod to those who adore the invigorating spirit of lemongrass but prefer a milder touch. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Lemongrass Essential Oil

The Bleak Boutique Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag features black canvas with purple and blue moon phase designs and bold white script, displayed here hanging on a wooden wall.
The Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag by Bleak Boutique features moon phases in purple and blue and the phrase Its just a phase in large white script—an eco-friendly way to carry essentials with celestial flair.
The Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag by Bleak Boutique features purple and blue galaxy moon phases, bold white script, black handles, and eco-friendly construction—perfect for carrying your essentials in style.
A smiling man in a beige t-shirt carries the Printify Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag, featuring moon phase illustrations and the phrase Its just a phase in bold, white script.
A person in a white shirt and black pants carries the Printify Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag, featuring eco-friendly materials and pink-and-white lettering.
The Bleak Boutique Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag features black canvas with purple and blue moon phase designs and bold white script, displayed here hanging on a wooden wall.
The Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag by Bleak Boutique features moon phases in purple and blue and the phrase Its just a phase in large white script—an eco-friendly way to carry essentials with celestial flair.
The Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag by Bleak Boutique features purple and blue galaxy moon phases, bold white script, black handles, and eco-friendly construction—perfect for carrying your essentials in style.
A smiling man in a beige t-shirt carries the Printify Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag, featuring moon phase illustrations and the phrase Its just a phase in bold, white script.
A person in a white shirt and black pants carries the Printify Its Just a Phase Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag, featuring eco-friendly materials and pink-and-white lettering.

"It's Just a Phase" Heavy-Duty Canvas Tote Bag

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It's Just a Phase

Carry the moon's mystique wherever you go with our heavy-duty canvas tote bag. Printed in full color with a vibrant moon phase design on a deep blue background, this bag captures the cyclical beauty of our celestial neighbor. The playful phrase "It's Just a Phase" adds a touch of humor, reminding us that most everything is temporary, but style is forever. Durable, spacious, and eco-friendly, it's the perfect companion for those who carry a piece of the night sky in their hearts.

Heavy-Duty Tote Bag

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

The Its Just a Phase Throw Pillow by Bleak Boutique features watercolor moon phases in purple and blue with the phrase in light purple script—ideal for astrology fans and made from durable polyester.
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
The Its Just a Phase Throw Pillow by Bleak Boutique features watercolor moon phases in purple and blue with the phrase in light purple script—ideal for astrology fans and made from durable polyester.
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow
"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow

"It's Just a Phase" Throw Pillow

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Illuminate your space with our Moon Phase Square Throw Pillow, featuring a moon phase design on a dark blue background and the phrase "It's Just a Phase."

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for moon lovers and astrology enthusiasts, this pillow brings the magic of the night sky into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

  • Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
  • Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
  • Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
  • Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
  • Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry
Black beanie with 'Last Responder' text and car graphic on a wooden surface
"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie
Black beanie with 'Last Responder' text and car graphic on a wooden surface
"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie

"Last Responder" Black Knit Beanie

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Some arrivals are final. The “Last Responder” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs an embroidered hearse with white “Last Responder” lettering for a cold-weather dose of gallows humor.

Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a cemetery stroll, a frosty morning coffee run, or an everyday outfit that leans toward the macabre. Warmth up top, deadpan delivery below.

  • 100% acrylic knit
  • Black with white embroidery
  • Hearse motif with “Last Responder” lettering
  • Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
  • Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags
Black tote bag with a white hearse graphic and 'Last Responder' text on a white wooden background
"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag
Black tote bag with a white hearse graphic and 'Last Responder' text on a white wooden background
"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag

"Last Responder" Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag

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For the glam ghoul whose arrival is fashionably fatal…

The Last Responder Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag is equal parts campy, creepy, and oddly comforting. Featuring bold white text paired with a vintage hearse graphic, it makes your role in life (and death) crystal clear: you're showing up last, but with serious style.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is designed to hold everything you need for dramatic beach entries, post-mortem picnics, or just a quiet afternoon of ominous people-watching. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it easily fits your towel, snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a collection of antique obituaries.

The high-contrast design pops against the dark fabric—so even if you ghost the party, your vibe won't go unnoticed. Whether you're into medical-grade sarcasm or spooky-soft-core aesthetic, this tote puts the "fun" in funeral.

Because sometimes, the final word is the best-dressed one.

Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body
Leaves of Three Handmade Vegan Bar Soap | Orange, Peppermint, Pine Tar Scented Soap for Poison Ivy and Poison Oak Relief, Skin Soothing Bar Soap for Face and Body

"Leaves of Three" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap [SEASONAL]

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Step into the untamed edges of the garden with Leaves of Three, a refreshingly clean bar infused with bright sweet orange, grounding myrrh, and cooling mint. Thoughtfully crafted for skin that may have encountered poison ivy, this soap features jewelweed, plantain, comfrey leaf, pine tar, colloidal oatmeal, and myrrh, ingredients long valued for calming irritation. A touch of sodium bicarbonate and carefully chosen essential oils create a slightly more drying cleanse that helps wash away what nature leaves behind. Invigorating and purpose driven, Leaves of Three will quickly become a summer favorite. This soap is great for face and body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Skin Soothing Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Peppermint Essential Oil, Pine Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Myrrh Indian Essential Oil), Pine Tar, Sodium Bicarbonate, Bentonite Clay, Colloidal Oatmeal, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Comfrey Leaf Powder, Plantain Leaf Powder, Jewelweed Extract

The Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin by Bleak Boutique features a black coffin with white outline, center cross, and LETS HIDE scroll—perfect for adding dark humor to any outfit. Displayed on a light wood background.
The Bleak Boutique Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin features black enamel, a small cross, and a bold LETS HIDE banner—perfect as a dark humor accessory for your lapel, shown on a plain white background.
The Bleak Boutique Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin features a black coffin with a small cross and bold LETS HIDE banner, shown against a light fabric background.
The Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin by Bleak Boutique features a black coffin with white outline, center cross, and LETS HIDE scroll—perfect for adding dark humor to any outfit. Displayed on a light wood background.
The Bleak Boutique Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin features black enamel, a small cross, and a bold LETS HIDE banner—perfect as a dark humor accessory for your lapel, shown on a plain white background.
The Bleak Boutique Lets Hide Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin features a black coffin with a small cross and bold LETS HIDE banner, shown against a light fabric background.

"Let's Hide" Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin

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Embrace your gothic style and dark humor with the "Let's Hide" Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin. This striking pin features a glossy black coffin with a cheeky silver banner reading "Let’s Hide." Crafted from high-quality metal and enamel, it boasts a shiny finish that catches the eye.

At approximately 1 inch tall, this pin secures easily with a reliable pin backing, making it perfect for adorning clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory of your choice. The coffin's sleek and elegant design, paired with the playful banner, adds a touch of flair to any outfit.

"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Roll-On Perfume
A bottle of Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Roll-On Perfume resting on a dark background.
A black roll-on perfume bottle labeled 'Lightning & Snow' by Bleak Boutique, placed horizontally on a dark textured fabric background.
A black roll-on perfume bottle labeled 'Lightning & Snow' by Polar Pheromone, standing on a wooden surface against a light brick wall background.
A small black glass roll-on bottle with a black and gold label which reads 'Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Roll-On Perfume' on a red velvet fabric background.
"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Roll-On Perfume
A bottle of Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Roll-On Perfume resting on a dark background.
A black roll-on perfume bottle labeled 'Lightning & Snow' by Bleak Boutique, placed horizontally on a dark textured fabric background.
A black roll-on perfume bottle labeled 'Lightning & Snow' by Polar Pheromone, standing on a wooden surface against a light brick wall background.
A small black glass roll-on bottle with a black and gold label which reads 'Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Roll-On Perfume' on a red velvet fabric background.

"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Roll-On Perfume

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Lightning & Snow Handmade Roll-On Perfume captures the striking contrast between the energy of a winter storm and the calm that follows. Crisp cypress and cedar create a fresh, woodsy foundation, while soft jasmine and delicate iris add a subtle floral brightness. Clean, refreshing, and perfectly balanced, it evokes snow-covered forests, cold winter air, and the quiet stillness of a landscape blanketed in fresh snow.

Hand-blended in small batches, this roll-on perfume brings a fresh, atmospheric scent to your everyday ritual. Apply to pulse points to carry a little of that snow-covered forest with you.

Highlights

  • Vegan
  • Naturally derived ingredients
  • Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perfumer’s Alcohol, Natural Fragrance Oil, Distilled Water

Safety

  • Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
  • Avoid eyes and face.
"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Room & Body Spray
A black glass room and body spray bottle with a clear spray top, featuring a black label with gold lettering that reads 'Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Room & Body Spray'.
A 4 fl oz black bottle of Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Room & Body Spray, resting on a dark wooden surface with a rustic brick wall background.
A 4 fl oz black spray bottle of Bleak Boutique Lighting & Snow Room & Body Spray, placed on a glass table in front of a rustic brick wall.
"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Room & Body Spray
A black glass room and body spray bottle with a clear spray top, featuring a black label with gold lettering that reads 'Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Room & Body Spray'.
A 4 fl oz black bottle of Bleak Boutique Lightning & Snow Room & Body Spray, resting on a dark wooden surface with a rustic brick wall background.
A 4 fl oz black spray bottle of Bleak Boutique Lighting & Snow Room & Body Spray, placed on a glass table in front of a rustic brick wall.

"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Room & Body Spray

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Lightning & Snow Handmade Room & Body Spray captures the striking contrast between the energy of a winter storm and the calm that follows. Crisp cypress and cedar create a fresh, woodsy foundation, while soft jasmine and delicate iris add a subtle floral brightness. Clean, refreshing, and perfectly balanced, it evokes snow-covered forests, cold winter air, and the quiet stillness of a landscape blanketed in fresh snow.

Handmade to be light yet lasting, this room and body spray is perfect for refreshing linens, clothing, upholstery, or as a subtle personal mist. Its crisp, clean character instantly brightens a room while creating an atmosphere that feels fresh, tranquil, and inviting. Whether used to refresh your living space or elevate your daily routine, Lightning & Snow brings the serene beauty of winter indoors any time of year.

Highlights

  • Vegan
  • Naturally derived ingredients
  • Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perfumer's Alcohol, Distilled Water, Natural Fragrance Oil

Safety

  • Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
  • Avoid eyes and face. Test on fabrics first.
Bleak Boutiques Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL) features marbled blue and white swirls and a label listing ingredients, highlighting fresh pine and cedar scents evocative of a snowy landscape.
Two bars of Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique are stacked, featuring a marbled blue-green design and label with a rose and winter forest scene. Subtle pine and cedar notes enhance their seasonal, handcrafted appeal.
The Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring green and cream marbled swirls, rests on a dark surface and evokes the fresh aroma of pine and cedar.
The Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring green and cream marbled swirls, rests on a dark surface and evokes the fresh aroma of pine and cedar.
Bleak Boutiques Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL) features marbled blue and white swirls and a label listing ingredients, highlighting fresh pine and cedar scents evocative of a snowy landscape.
Two bars of Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique are stacked, featuring a marbled blue-green design and label with a rose and winter forest scene. Subtle pine and cedar notes enhance their seasonal, handcrafted appeal.
The Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring green and cream marbled swirls, rests on a dark surface and evokes the fresh aroma of pine and cedar.
The Lightning & Snow Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring green and cream marbled swirls, rests on a dark surface and evokes the fresh aroma of pine and cedar.

"Lightning & Snow" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap (SEASONAL)

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A crisp blend of cypress and cedar meets soft jasmine and iris, creating a woodsy yet balanced fragrance that evokes the stillness of winter air. Natural strawberry seeds add gentle exfoliation, leaving skin refreshed and lightly scented with this invigorating seasonal blend. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Strawberry Seeds, Chromium Oxide, Ultramarines

Two handmade vegan bar soaps from Bleak Boutique, labeled Like Moonlight, stacked. Crafted with all-natural ingredients like palm oil, olive oil, eucalyptus, rosemary, rhassoul clay & essential oils. Scents: citrus, eucalyptus & clove.
Two Like Moonlight handmade vegan bar soaps by Bleak Boutique—one upright, one flat—display red rose labels with bleakboutique.com. Both appear against a plain black background.
The Like Moonlight Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique features a rectangular shape with a beige base and dark gray marbled swirls, displayed against a plain black background.
The Like Moonlight Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring a marbled gray and cream pattern, rests on a smooth dark surface against a black background.
Two handmade vegan bar soaps from Bleak Boutique, labeled Like Moonlight, stacked. Crafted with all-natural ingredients like palm oil, olive oil, eucalyptus, rosemary, rhassoul clay & essential oils. Scents: citrus, eucalyptus & clove.
Two Like Moonlight handmade vegan bar soaps by Bleak Boutique—one upright, one flat—display red rose labels with bleakboutique.com. Both appear against a plain black background.
The Like Moonlight Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique features a rectangular shape with a beige base and dark gray marbled swirls, displayed against a plain black background.
The Like Moonlight Handmade Vegan Bar Soap by Bleak Boutique, featuring a marbled gray and cream pattern, rests on a smooth dark surface against a black background.

"Like Moonlight" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap

Regular price $8.00 Sale price $6.99
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This handmade bar soap blends eucalyptus, lemon, rosemary, clove, and cinnamon essential oils for a refreshing yet aromatic experience. Bright citrus and herbal notes create a crisp, clean foundation, while warm spices add depth and intrigue. With its swirl of gray and cream tones, Like Moonlight evokes the quiet glow of the moon, making each use feel both soothing and luminous. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Essential Oil, Rosemary Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Kaolin Clay, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Iron Oxide

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