It's Just a Phase

Carry the moon's mystique wherever you go with our heavy-duty canvas tote bag. Printed in full color with a vibrant moon phase design on a deep blue background, this bag captures the cyclical beauty of our celestial neighbor. The playful phrase "It's Just a Phase" adds a touch of humor, reminding us that most everything is temporary, but style is forever. Durable, spacious, and eco-friendly, it's the perfect companion for those who carry a piece of the night sky in their hearts.

Heavy-Duty Tote Bag

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Illuminate your space with our Moon Phase Square Throw Pillow, featuring a moon phase design on a dark blue background and the phrase "It's Just a Phase."

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for moon lovers and astrology enthusiasts, this pillow brings the magic of the night sky into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

For the glam ghoul whose arrival is fashionably fatal…

The Last Responder Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag is equal parts campy, creepy, and oddly comforting. Featuring bold white text paired with a vintage hearse graphic, it makes your role in life (and death) crystal clear: you're showing up last, but with serious style.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is designed to hold everything you need for dramatic beach entries, post-mortem picnics, or just a quiet afternoon of ominous people-watching. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it easily fits your towel, snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a collection of antique obituaries.

The high-contrast design pops against the dark fabric—so even if you ghost the party, your vibe won't go unnoticed. Whether you're into medical-grade sarcasm or spooky-soft-core aesthetic, this tote puts the "fun" in funeral.

Because sometimes, the final word is the best-dressed one.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Skin Soothing Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Peppermint Essential Oil, Pine Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Myrrh Indian Essential Oil), Pine Tar, Sodium Bicarbonate, Bentonite Clay, Colloidal Oatmeal, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Comfrey Leaf Powder, Plantain Leaf Powder, Jewelweed Extract

Embrace your gothic style and dark humor with the "Let's Hide" Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin. This striking pin features a glossy black coffin with a cheeky silver banner reading "Let’s Hide." Crafted from high-quality metal and enamel, it boasts a shiny finish that catches the eye.

At approximately 1 inch tall, this pin secures easily with a reliable pin backing, making it perfect for adorning clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory of your choice. The coffin's sleek and elegant design, paired with the playful banner, adds a touch of flair to any outfit.

This handmade bar soap blends eucalyptus, lemon, rosemary, clove, and cinnamon essential oils for a refreshing yet aromatic experience. Bright citrus and herbal notes create a crisp, clean foundation, while warm spices add depth and intrigue. With its swirl of gray and cream tones, Like Moonlight evokes the quiet glow of the moon, making each use feel both soothing and luminous. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Essential Oil, Rosemary Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Kaolin Clay, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Iron Oxide

Unleash your inner rebel with the Live Deliciously Enamel Lapel Pin. This distinctive pin features a black goat, a symbol of independence and boldness, alongside a banner that proudly reads "Live Deliciously".

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin ensures both longevity and a striking finish. The double butterfly clasp provides extra security, allowing you to fasten it confidently to your clothes, bags, hats, or wherever you want to make a statement. Celebrate a life of indulgence and freedom with this captivating enamel lapel pin.

Live Deliciously is a decadent blend of sweet vanilla and earthy sandalwood, creating a fragrance that is both comforting and sophisticated. The creamy sweetness is balanced by warm, woodsy undertones, resulting in a scent that feels indulgent yet grounded. Crafted in a dense, long-lasting bar, it produces a rich, velvety lather that pampers both face and body. This luxurious soap transforms everyday cleansing into a ritual of pleasure. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

This 1-1/8" enamel lapel pin features the phrase “Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” rendered in white, black, blue, and gray enamel—equal parts cheeky and cursed. Crafted for those who cope with sarcasm and decorate with defiance, it’s a wearable wink at the absurdity of toxic positivity.

• Metal pin with white, black, blue, and gray enamel
• Measures approximately 1-1/8" tall
• Secures with a butterfly clasp
• Ideal for dark humorists, burnout survivors, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a “Live Laugh Love” sign

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or emotional support hoodie and let the world know: you’re laughing, but you’re not okay—and that’s okay.

For the elusive, the mysterious, and the mildly sunburned…

The Local Cryptid Black Cotton Beach Bag is your new stealthy summer companion—ideal for those who appear unexpectedly, vanish quietly, and carry more than just sunscreen. With bold white text that declares your status as a certified enigma, this bag blends cryptic charm with carry-all practicality.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for spontaneous disappearances to lakeside hideouts, shaded forest picnics, or dramatic beach exits. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it comfortably holds your towel, snacks, field notes on sightings, and maybe a jar of swamp water (no judgment).

The high-contrast print makes your identity delightfully unclear—while your bag says "Local Cryptid," no one really knows for sure. Whether you're ghosting group chats or avoiding small talk by the waves, this bag has your back. Literally.

For those who prefer to be spotted only occasionally. The Local Cryptid dad hat is a black embroidered ball cap made from a breathable cotton blend with an adjustable back clasp for a comfortable, unisex fit. Whether you're lurking in the woods, dodging small talk, or simply vibing in the shadows, this cryptid-core baseball cap is your go-to disguise. Soft, durable, and just elusive enough to raise questions.

Fall in love with the enchanting aroma of Love Potion, a unique and captivating fragrance that will make you feel irresistible and romantic. Love Potion soy wax melts are handmade in the United Kingdom using the finest quality soy wax and fragrance oils, ensuring a long-lasting and clean-melting scent. Each pack contains four wax melts that can be used in any wax warmer or melter. 

Love Potion soy wax melts are scented with a fruity, floral combination of sweet peaches, apricot, strawberries and blackcurrant to capture the heart of every hopeless romantic. White musk notes create a soft and sensual aroma that is both comforting and alluring. Whether you use it for date night, relaxation, or simply to create a cozy atmosphere, Love Potion will make you feel entranced by its seductive scent. 

Love Potion soy wax melts are vegan-friendly, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly. They come in a reusable black tin that is easy to store and use. To enjoy Love Potion, simply pop one or two wax melts into your warmer or burner and let the fragrance fill your space. You can also mix and match different wax melts to create your own custom blends.

Love Potion soy wax melts are the perfect gift for yourself or someone special who loves sweet and sensual things. Discover the magic of Love Potion!

Size: 2" Dia. x 1" H. 
Contents; 4 wax melts

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

Love Spell: Inspired by the popular perfume of the same name, Love Spell is a captivating fragrance in soap form. This handmade vegan bar features a heady blend of ripe berries, silky cream, and soft white musk, creating a scent that is both playful and alluring.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

Love Spell captures the allure of its namesake perfume with a luscious blend of ripe berries and silky cream. The sweetness is balanced by soft notes of white musk, adding depth and a touch of sophistication. The result is a fragrance that feels both playful and enchanting, perfect for those who enjoy a romantic, indulgent scent in their daily ritual. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Ultramarines, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay

Illuminate your space with our "Many Mushrooms" Throw Pillow, featuring a design of multi-colored mushrooms on a dark forest green background. Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for nature lovers and those who appreciate whimsical design, this pillow brings the enchanting beauty of the forest into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

Serve your guests with a touch of horror with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. 

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. This platter is also a great gift for fans of horror literature, mythology, sci-fi, and fantasy. Unleash the power of Cthulhu in your kitchen. 

“ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!"

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Midsommar evokes the gentle beauty of wandering through sunlit fields of wildflowers, where soft, powdery floral notes linger in the air. The fragrance is delicate yet uplifting, capturing the serenity of a summer meadow. Infused with oatmeal, this bar offers natural exfoliation while soothing and calming the skin, making each use both refreshing and comforting. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Oatmeal, Iron Oxide

Illuminate your space with our "Monstera Madness" Throw Pillow, featuring a design of bright green monstera plant leaves on a black background. Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for plant lovers and those who appreciate bold, tropical design, this pillow brings the lush beauty of the jungle into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

This darkly charming tote is perfect for the macabre-minded, the death-positive, and anyone who prefers their humor with a hint of the grave.

The Morbidly Inclined Tote Bag by Witchwood Bags is a black cotton carryall that says what everyone's thinking—but with style. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it's ideal for cemetery strolls, bookstore hauls, or just carrying your daily dose of existential dread.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of room for your essentials—whether that's a journal of dark thoughts, a bundle of black candles, or snacks for your next séance. The crisp white print stands out against the black fabric, making your morbid sensibilities fashionably loud and clear.

Whether you're embracing the void or just running errands, this bag is your perfect gloomy sidekick.

Like it or not, the bugs are out there and one bite can turn your hike from awesome to miserable.  We loaded this soap with a fast-acting natural insect repellent blend of citronella, lemongrass, cedar wood and rosemary essential oils - just enough to keep the mosquitoes away without being so strong that it overpowers your senses while showering. A touch of beeswax and zinc create a fantastic soothing effect to keep you comfortable out in the wild. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Citronella Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Geraniol, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Rosemary Essential Oil, Geranium Essential Oil), Beeswax, Zinc Oxide

Mother Mushroom and her Children (1900)
by Edward Okuń (Poland, 1872–1945)

Edward Okuń was a painter, draughtsman and illustrator, representative of the Symbolist movement in the art of the Young Poland period. He was known to paint fantasy scenes based on places he traveled. Mother Mushroom and her Children is an illustration of a young mother looking wearily at her mushroom children. The illustration was originally published with the title, "Where the Beeches Dawn" in the influential German art magazine Jugend.

Tote Bags

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Add some excitement and freshness to your vehicle or space with our Coffin Shaped Air Freshener! This edgy air freshener boasts a warm vanilla scent and the text on it reads, "My Other Ride is a Hearse". Crafted from durable cardboard and equipped with a handy string for effortless hanging, it's the perfect addition to any setting.

Not only is it a playful accessory, but it also has the power to improve your mood. The soothing vanilla aroma and bold coffin shape are sure to make a statement and reflect your attitude. Don't pass up the chance to enhance your car or room with the Coffin Shaped Air Freshener!

Approximate Size: 1.38"L x 0.04"W x 4.33"H

For the brainy babe with sass, smarts, and seriously good ink…

The Nerdy, Dirty, Inked and Curvy Black Cotton Beach Bag is a loud-and-proud declaration of everything you bring to the table—and the beach. With bold white text that celebrates your curves, your tattoos, your spicy mind, and your spicy attitude, this bag is unapologetically you.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for poolside lounging, bookstore crawls, or steamy seaside reads (no judgment if it's fanfic). Its roomy design—about 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm)—holds everything from sunscreen and sketchpads to snacks and scandalous paperbacks.

The high-contrast print pops against the dark fabric like your personality at brunch. Whether you're flaunting your favorite fandom or just embracing your self-love era, this tote makes it clear: you're a whole vibe—and you know it.

Brains, body, tattoos, attitude. Bag it all up.

A ritual of cleansing, softened by nature. Our Handmade Liquid Soap and Body Wash is a castile blend crafted with organic oils, organic aloe, and just enough alchemy to feel like a spell. Coconut oil conjures a rich lather, while sunflower and olive oils lend a gentle, silken touch. Castor oil adds a flourish of fluffy bubbles, and organic aloe leaves behind a hydrating veil.

Nightside Eclipse: Fresh and exotic, this handcrafted liquid soap combines the herbaceous calm of lavender with invigorating notes of eucalyptus and grounding sage. The result is a fragrance that is both refined and refreshing, a classy unisex scent that appeals to all.

Crafted for everyday rituals, this vegan soap produces a rich lather that leaves skin feeling refreshed and nourished.

Size: 8 fl oz / 236 mL

Ingredients: Water, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Castor Oil, Potassium Hydroxide, Citric Acid, Organic Aloe, Fragrance or Essential Oil

Nightside Eclipse unveils a fresh, exotic fragrance that feels both invigorating and refined. Herbaceous lavender forms the heart of the blend, while crisp eucalyptus and earthy sage add depth and clarity. The result is a balanced, sophisticated aroma that is neither too floral nor too sharp, making it a versatile choice for any occasion. Elegant yet understated, this unisex scent embodies timeless class in a long‑lasting bar. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Activated Charcoal, Kaolin Clay, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide

Enjoy the festive aroma of this handmade bar soap, infused with a fruity scent blend of cranberry, candied pear, and pomegranate. This soap will nourish your skin while filling your bath with a delightful holiday scent. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Poppy Seeds, Dye, Red Lake 40, Chromium Oxide