

This delightfully deadpan tote is perfect for the unbothered, the over-it, and anyone whose patience has officially left the building.
The Don't Pray for Me Tote Bag by Witchwood Bags features a bold white text design—because sometimes, you just have to let it go (with flair). Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is as practical as it is petty, perfect for errands, day trips, or carrying the emotional baggage you no longer care about.
Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s roomy enough for snacks, spellbooks, or the receipts you’re no longer interested in showing. The high-contrast print pops against the black fabric, making your mood crystal clear without saying a word.
Whether you're off to the market or just done with everything, this bag is your new favorite form of passive-aggressive self-expression.