For the sun-weary soul who thrives on sarcasm and SPF…
The Not a Ghost Just Dead Inside Black Cotton Beach Bag is here to help you haunt the coastline—without breaking character. With its bold white text and emotionally accurate declaration, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who drifts through summer like a stylish specter with unresolved feelings and impeccable taste.
Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is as resilient as your coping mechanisms. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of room for sunscreen, existential dread, poolside snacks, and maybe a tarot deck you pretend not to take seriously.
The high-contrast design ensures your vibe reads loud and clear—even if you haven’t spoken to another human in days. Whether you're ghosting social obligations or just vibing beneath your beach umbrella like a misunderstood apparition, this tote says everything you won’t.
Because you're not a ghost. You just need people to keep their distance… respectfully.