For the resilient, the rebellious, and the gloriously unkillable…
The Surviving Purely Out of Spite Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than just an accessory—it’s a whole mood. With bold white text that tells the world exactly what fuels your lifeforce (hint: it's not kale smoothies), this unapologetic tote is built for beach days, battle cries, and begrudging self-care.
Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's as durable as your ability to power through nonsense. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it’s got plenty of room for sunblock, snacks, grudges, and maybe a cursed seashell or two.
The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric, turning your emotional survival strategy into art you can carry. Whether you’re reclaiming your time on a sandy shore or manifesting petty victories by the pool, this bag isn’t just surviving—it’s thriving, theatrically.
Go ahead, pack your things—and your sass.