For the brainy babe with sass, smarts, and seriously good ink…

The Nerdy, Dirty, Inked and Curvy Black Cotton Beach Bag is a loud-and-proud declaration of everything you bring to the table—and the beach. With bold white text that celebrates your curves, your tattoos, your spicy mind, and your spicy attitude, this bag is unapologetically you.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s made for poolside lounging, bookstore crawls, or steamy seaside reads (no judgment if it's fanfic). Its roomy design—about 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm)—holds everything from sunscreen and sketchpads to snacks and scandalous paperbacks.

The high-contrast print pops against the dark fabric like your personality at brunch. Whether you're flaunting your favorite fandom or just embracing your self-love era, this tote makes it clear: you’re a whole vibe—and you know it.

Brains, body, tattoos, attitude. Bag it all up.

This handmade bar soap features a fresh, exotic aroma with herbaceous lavender and notes of eucalyptus and sage. A classy, unisex scent. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Activated Charcoal, Kaolin Clay, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide

Enjoy the festive aroma of this handmade bar soap, infused with a fruity scent blend of cranberry, candied pear, and pomegranate. This soap will nourish your skin while filling your bath with a delightful holiday scent. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Poppy Seeds, Dye, Red Lake 40, Chromium Oxide

This handmade bar soap is scented with a blend of woodsy essential oils and a touch of smokey fragrance invoking a campfire in a forest. Generous amounts of activated charcoal maximize cleansing and detoxifying effectiveness. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• All-Natural
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Fir Needle Essential Oil, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Activated Charcoal, Cade Essential Oil

For the sun-weary soul who thrives on sarcasm and SPF…

The Not a Ghost Just Dead Inside Black Cotton Beach Bag is here to help you haunt the coastline—without breaking character. With its bold white text and emotionally accurate declaration, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who drifts through summer like a stylish specter with unresolved feelings and impeccable taste.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is as resilient as your coping mechanisms. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it offers plenty of room for sunscreen, existential dread, poolside snacks, and maybe a tarot deck you pretend not to take seriously.

The high-contrast design ensures your vibe reads loud and clear—even if you haven’t spoken to another human in days. Whether you're ghosting social obligations or just vibing beneath your beach umbrella like a misunderstood apparition, this tote says everything you won’t.

Because you're not a ghost. You just need people to keep their distance… respectfully.

Celebrate your exceptional spirit with the "Not Mediocre" Skeleton Fairy Enamel Lapel Pin. This captivating pin features a skeleton with fairy wings and the empowering text "You Did Not Wake Up Today to be Mediocre" beneath. Crafted from durable metal and glossy enamel, it ensures long-lasting quality. Measuring 1-1/8" tall, this pin secures firmly with a butterfly clasp, making it perfect for adorning clothes, hats, bags, jackets, or any accessory of your choice. A perfect reminder to embrace your uniqueness and strive for greatness every day!

Nymphs and Satyr (1873)
by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
French, 1825-1905 

William-Adolphe Bouguereau was a French academic painter known for his realistic genre paintings and modern interpretations of classical subjects, particularly emphasizing the female human body. 

“Nymphs and Satyr” depicts a group of nymphs who have surprised a satyr while bathing in a secluded pond. The nymphs, embodying both innocence and mischief, attempt to pull the reluctant satyr into the water. This scene is based on Greek mythology and captures a moment of playful yet seductive interaction between the creatures of the forest and the mythical satyr.

The composition is classical, with Bouguereau’s use of interconnected poses and careful sketches contributing to the painting’s rhythmic and realistic effect. The painting was exhibited at the Paris Salon of 1873 and was accompanied by a verse from the Roman poet Publius Statius, which emphasizes the satyr’s hesitation to enter the water due to his inability to swim.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Nymphs and Satyr (1873)
by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
French, 1825-1905 

William-Adolphe Bouguereau was a French academic painter known for his realistic genre paintings and modern interpretations of classical subjects, particularly emphasizing the female human body. 

“Nymphs and Satyr” depicts a group of nymphs who have surprised a satyr while bathing in a secluded pond. The nymphs, embodying both innocence and mischief, attempt to pull the reluctant satyr into the water. This scene is based on Greek mythology and captures a moment of playful yet seductive interaction between the creatures of the forest and the mythical satyr.

The composition is classical, with Bouguereau’s use of interconnected poses and careful sketches contributing to the painting’s rhythmic and realistic effect. The painting was exhibited at the Paris Salon of 1873 and was accompanied by a verse from the Roman poet Publius Statius, which emphasizes the satyr’s hesitation to enter the water due to his inability to swim.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Our foaming bath salts are a fun combination of soothing Epsom salts, foaming bubble bath, and fizzing bath bombs! Ocean Gateways will take you to the ocean's shore, where the air is saturated with fresh flowers and greenery. This scent is complex and refreshing without being overpowering. Net weight 8 ounces. 

Scent notes:
• Tropical Flowers
• Ocean Breezes

To use: add 2-8 oz of contents under running water until desired foam/bubbles are achieved. If adding to bath after bath tub is filled, vigorously splash water to create suds as desired. 

Ingredients: Epsom salts, baking soda, citric acid, sodium cocoyal isethionate, coconut oil, grape seed oil, sweet almond oil, Abyssinian seed oil, fragrance oil, blue 1 lake, rosemary leaf extract

This pillow sham is a fun and cozy accessory for your bed. This pillowcase features a pattern of various bats on a gray background. The pillow cover is made of 100% polyester microfiber, which is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. It has an envelope back that makes it easy to insert and remove your pillow, and gives it a seamless and elegant look.

This pillow sham is a perfect gift for anyone who loves bats, animals, or who enjoys a playful and quirky atmosphere in their bedroom. It comes in various sizes to fit your bed and your pillow. Order yours today and enjoy the comfort and beauty of this bat themed pillow sham.

• Lightweight woven microfiber (100% polyester)
• Pillow insert not included
• Multiple sizes
• Envelope closure
• Cream color back
• Matching duvet cover available

This duvet cover is a fun and cozy accessory for your bed. This duvet cover features a pattern of various bats on a gray background. The duvet cover is made of 100% polyester microfiber, which is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. It has a zipper closure at the bottom that makes it easy to insert and remove your duvet, and gives it a seamless and elegant look.

This duvet cover is a perfect gift for anyone who loves bats, animals, or anyone who enjoys a playful and quirky atmosphere in their bedroom. It comes in various sizes to fit your bed and your duvet. Order yours today and enjoy the comfort and beauty of this bat themed duvet cover.

• 100% Polyester lightweight woven microfiber
• Multiple sizes
• Invisible zipper closure
• Pillow cases not included
• Insert not included
• Cream color back
• Matching pillow shams available

Jean Simmons as Ophelia in Laurence Olivier's "Hamlet" (1948)
by Universal Pictures

Black and white promotional photo depicting actress Jean Simmons as "Ophelia" in Laurence Olivier's 1948 film adaptation of the famous Shakespeare play "Hamlet". This print is a beautiful example of 1940s Hollywood glamour.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Jean Simmons as Ophelia in Laurence Olivier's "Hamlet" (1948)
by Universal Pictures

Black and white promotional photo depicting actress Jean Simmons as "Ophelia" in Laurence Olivier's 1948 film adaptation of the famous Shakespeare play Hamlet. This print is a beautiful example of 1940s Hollywood glamour.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

Orpheus Returning from the Shades (1885)
by Sir William Blake Richmond (England, 1842-1921)

This painting depicts the Greek hero Orpheus at the moment of anguish after his failed attempt to rescue his wife, Eurydice, from death and the underworld. 

Orpheus was a character in many Greek epics and was described as having superhuman musical skills. Orpheus joined the expedition of the Argonauts and saved the crew from the Sirens by playing his own, more powerful music. On his return, he married Eurydice, but she was soon killed by a venomous snake. Overwhelmed by grief, Orpheus traveled to the land of the dead to meet with Hades and plead for her return. Hades was so touched by Orpheus' story and music that he agreed to allow Eurydice to return on one condition: neither she nor Orpheus must look back during their journey to the land of the living. 

As the couple approached the opening, Orpheus caught sight of the sun and, in his excitement, turned to face Eurydice to share his relief with her. It was in that moment that she disappeared forever.  

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Orpheus Returning from the Shades (1885)
by Sir William Blake Richmond (England, 1842-1921)

This painting depicts the Greek hero Orpheus at the moment of anguish after his failed attempt to rescue his wife, Eurydice, from death and the underworld. 

Orpheus was a character in many Greek epics and was described as having superhuman musical skills. Orpheus joined the expedition of the Argonauts and saved the crew from the Sirens by playing his own, more powerful music. On his return, he married Eurydice, but she was soon killed by a venomous snake. Overwhelmed by grief, Orpheus traveled to the land of the dead to meet with Hades and plead for her return. Hades was so touched by Orpheus' story and music that he agreed to allow Eurydice to return on one condition: neither she nor Orpheus must look back during their journey to the land of the living. 

As the couple approached the opening, Orpheus caught sight of the sun and, in his excitement, turned to face Eurydice to share his relief with her. It was in that moment that she disappeared forever.  

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for horror fans, vintage aesthetes, and anyone who likes their sun protection with a side of psychological suspense.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp yellow and orange thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum cinematic flair. The embroidery features the iconic carpet pattern from the Overlook Hotel—instantly recognizable to fans of The Shining and perfect for those who appreciate a little menace with their fashion.

Whether you're wandering hedge mazes or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.

Palace of the Moon is a perfect addition to your everyday skin and hair care routine. Our combination of bentonite clay and gentle cleansers are fortifying and conditioning for the face, hair, beard and skin. This bar features a warm cedar and balsam scent blend atop crisp mint, with a refreshing feel that will linger throughout the day. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• All-Natural
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Cedarwood Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Copaiba Balsam Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Peru Balsam Essential Oil), Bentonite Clay, Menthol Crystals

This enamel lapel pin is a fun and quirky way to show your personality and sense of humor. It features a goose holding a knife in its beak, ready to cause some trouble. The words “Peace Was Never an Option” are printed on the pin, expressing the goose’s attitude and motto.

The pin is made of hard enamel, which gives it a smooth and shiny finish. The pin has a black metal plating that outlines the goose and the text, adding some contrast and durability. The pin measures about 1.2 inches in width, making it a perfect size to wear on your jacket, backpack, hat, or anywhere else you want to display your style. The pin comes with a rubber clutch backing that secures it firmly to your clothing or accessory.

This enamel lapel pin is a great way to express yourself and your humor, as well as a great gift idea for someone who loves geese, memes, or simply wants a cool and unique pin.

Add some mystery and freshness to your vehicle or space with our Pentagram Air Freshener! This intriguing air freshener boasts a vanilla scent and features a classic pentagram/pentacle design. Crafted from eco-friendly cardboard and equipped with a handy string for effortless hanging, it's the perfect addition to any setting.

Not only is it a beautiful accessory, but it also has the power to inspire you. The soothing vanilla aroma and the pentagram symbol are sure to ward off negative energies and attract positive ones. Don't miss the opportunity to enhance your room with or vehicle with the Pentagram Air Freshener!

 Approximate Size: 2.8"L x 0.04"W x 2.8"H

Outdoor Throw Pillow

These fantastic outdoor pillows are the perfect aesthetic uplift for any outdoor space. With vibrant colors and UV-resistant printing, they stay vibrant for a long time. Water and mildew-resistant, these pillows are perfect for carefree decorating on your patio, porch, or poolside. Perfect for anyone looking to add a pop of color to their outdoor living space, especially relevant for summer parties, BBQs, and outdoor gatherings.

Product Features
• Vibrant colors
• 100% Spun polyester for shape retention and no wrinkles
• Comfortable sturdy pillow filling
• Water and UV resistant for outdoor durability
• Double-Sided (Front and Back) Print
• Available in 3 sizes

Care Instructions
• Spot clean only

Enhance your space with our “Persian Elegance” Throw Pillow, featuring a rich royal purple pattern of Persian Shield leaves on a dark purple background. Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for those who appreciate luxurious and sophisticated design, this pillow brings the opulent beauty of Persian Shield leaves into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Embrace the resilience of the human spirit with the Plague Doctor 11 oz Ceramic Mug. This glossy black mug features striking artwork of a plague doctor engulfed in flames, accompanied by the text "That which does not kill you mutates and tries again." It serves as a powerful reminder of determination and adaptability.

Perfect for those in the medical or research fields, emergency medicine, or science occupations, this mug makes an excellent gift. Its high gloss and premium black finish, combined with the ORCA coating, ensure durability and a high-quality look.

Key Features:

• Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Convenient for everyday use.

• Dimensions: 3.8" H x 3.8" W x 3.3" D

• Circumference: 10.3"

Celebrate the unwavering spirit of professionals who face challenges head-on with this compelling and thoughtful mug.

15oz Accent Mug

Add a little pop of color to your morning routine with this stylish 15oz accent mug. Made with a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction, this mug is sure to look sharp in your hands for years.

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish
• ORCA Coating
• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
• 4.5"H x 4.5"W x 3.4"D
• 10.75" Circumference

Portrait of Maud Wagner (1907)
by Unknown Photographer

Maud Stevens Wagner (née Stevens; February 12, 1877 – January 30, 1961) was an American circus performer. She was the first known female tattoo artist in the United States. Wagner was an aerialist and contortionist, working in numerous traveling circuses. She met Gus Wagner—a tattoo artist who described himself as "the most artistically marked up man in America" while traveling with circuses and sideshows—at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition (World's Fair) in 1904, where she was working as an aerialist. She exchanged a romantic date with him for a lesson in tattooing, and several years later they were married. 

After leaving the circus, Maud and Gus Wagner traveled around the United States, working both as tattoo artists and "tattooed attractions" in vaudeville houses, county fairs and amusement arcades. They are credited with bringing tattoo artistry inland, away from the coastal cities and towns where the practice had started.

Matte Poster
• Printed with Dye/Pigment Reactive Ink on Archival Matte Paper
• Shipped in Heavy Duty Poster Tube
• Heavy weight (210 gsm), thick base, and an instant-dry coating that resists fingerprints and smudging

Portrait of Maud Wagner (1907)

Maud Stevens Wagner (née Stevens; February 12, 1877 – January 30, 1961) was an American circus performer. She was the first known female tattoο artist in the United States. Wagner was an aerialist and contortionist, working in numerous traveling circuses. She met Gus Wagner—a tattoο artist who described himself as "the most artistically marked up man in America" while traveling with circuses and sideshows—at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition (World's Fair) in 1904, where she was working as an aerialist. She exchanged a romantic date with him for a lesson in tattοoing, and several years later they were married. 

After leaving the circus, Maud and Gus Wagner traveled around the United States, working both as tattoο artists and "tattoοed attractions" in vaudeville houses, county fairs and amusement arcades. They are credited with bringing tattοo artistry inland, away from the coastal cities and towns where the practice had started.

Rectangle Canvas Wrap

Gallery quality canvas print displays vibrant artwork that is built to last. Printed with HP Latex Inks that are fade resistant. Inks are water based and solvent free so rest assured there are no harsh chemicals in your home. Assembled with thick wood frame and glued wood core stretcher bars. All canvas prints are wrapped and shipped in fitted packaging

• Ready To Hang - Mounting hardware comes attached.
• Leveling Bumpers Included - For wall protection.
• Semi-Gloss Print - Increased vibrancy of artwork.
• Beveled Wood Stretch Bars - Make frame less noticeable on front of canvas.
• Industrial Strength Staples - Ensure a tight fit that is sure to last.

For the fashionably infernal who wake up and choose chaos—maybe...

The Possibly Today Satan Black Cotton Beach Bag is a mood, a warning, and a vibe all in one. Featuring jet-black text paired with a devilishly red goat head design, it’s perfect for the beach witch who’s just barely resisting the urge to hex everything in sight.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it’s made for blazing hot days and equally fiery attitudes. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), this roomy tote holds sunscreen, shades, salty snacks, and maybe a cursed trinket or two.

The red-and-black combo practically sizzles against the dark background, turning heads and warding off unwanted vibes with one glance. Whether you're lounging near water or stirring trouble in style, this bag tells it how it is: today might be the day—and you're dressed for it.

Sinister. Stylish. Slightly sarcastic.

This oversized brim beauty is perfect for sarcastic souls, reluctant rebels, and anyone who likes their sun hats with a dash of sass and a wink at the infernal.

Made by Witchwood Bags from black straw and embroidered in crisp white thread, the hat measures 24 inches (61 cm) in circumference and includes an adjustable interior band so you can size it down for a perfect fit. The extra-large brim spans 6 inches (15.2 cm) wide, offering maximum shade and maximum attitude. The phrase "Possibly Today Satan" is stitched boldly across the front—a cheeky twist on the classic refusal, perfect for those days when you just might be in the mood for a little mischief.

Whether you're flirting with chaos or just want to make a scene in the shade, this hat has you covered—literally.

Please note: due to the gloriously oversized brim, some curling may occur during shipping. A quick pass with an iron or steamer will have it looking as good as new in no time.