Three words. No further explanation required. The “Gay. Goth. Goblin.” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags puts your preferred combination of queer pride, dark style, and trinket-hoarding energy in bold white embroidery.

Thick, soft 100% acrylic knit brings warmth to chilly coffee runs and after-dark wandering. The stretchy unisex fit suits most head sizes, leaving you free to concentrate on more pressing matters. Like finding another shiny object.

• 100% acrylic knit
• Black with white “Gay. Goth. Goblin.” embroidery
• Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
• Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags

Bring a touch of nature's elegance into your home with our Ginkgo Leaves Square Throw Pillow. Featuring a beautiful pattern of ginkgo leaves in various shades of green, this pillow adds a fresh and serene vibe to any room. The intricate design captures the delicate beauty of ginkgo leaves, known for their unique fan shape and symbolic meanings of longevity and resilience.

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant, ensuring both comfort and style. The hidden zipper closure allows for easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert, maintaining a seamless and sophisticated look. Perfect for nature lovers and those who appreciate botanical art, this throw pillow is a delightful addition to your decor.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

An open book. A pair of black cat ears peeking over the top. The words "Go Away, I'm Busy" on the cover. This pin is a complete personality in 1⅛ inches. Pin it to your jacket, tote, or library card holder and let it handle the small talk for you.

• Hard enamel with gloss finish
• Butterfly clasp backing
• Approximately 1⅛" tall

A little feral. Entirely yourself. The “Goblin” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags brings a mischievous streak to a classic black cap, with stitched lettering that makes your allegiance clear.

Crafted from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat has an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Pull it on for a thrift-store hunt, a coffee run, or an afternoon spent collecting things you definitely needed. Goblin behavior, comfortably accessorized.

• Black dad hat with “Goblin” embroidered lettering
• Breathable cotton-blend fabric
• Adjustable back clasp
• Unisex style by Witchwood Bags

This effortlessly cool tote is perfect for spooky sweethearts, fashion-forward phantoms, and anyone who wears black like it's a second skin.

The Goth Babe Beach Bag by Witchwood Bags is a black cotton essential that blends simplicity with statement. Made from 100% cotton and fully washable, it's perfect for everyday errands, moonlit bookstore runs, or carrying your favorite vinyl and velvet.

Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's roomy enough for all your dark necessities—whether that's eyeliner, poetry, or snacks for a cemetery picnic. The bold white "Goth Babe" print pops against the black fabric, letting the world know exactly who you are (and that you look amazing doing it).

Whether you're haunting the aisles of your local thrift shop or just out being your fabulous self, this tote is your go-to gothic companion.

"Gravedancer" Handmade Goat Milk Bar Soap delivers a hauntingly luxurious experience, enriched with the nourishing qualities of goat milk. Its bold, captivating scent weaves together rich woods, deep musk, and intriguing hints of tobacco, amber, and spice. Perfect for those who seek a soap as mysterious and alluring as its name, "Gravedancer" offers both indulgent care and timeless fragrance. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Goat Milk
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Goat Milk, Fragrance

A bold, captivating fragrance that moves close to the skin, weaving together rich woods, deep musk, and intriguing hints of amber, spice, and smoky warmth. Gravedancer is for those who crave a scent as mysterious and alluring as its name — dark, grounding, and quietly commanding. It opens with a smoldering glow before settling into a resinous, intimate depth reminiscent of candlelit rooms, aged wood, and the charged stillness of a moment suspended in time.

Hand‑blended as a smooth, concentrated perfume oil, this roll‑on is designed for long‑lasting wear without overwhelming the senses. Apply to pulse points for a fragrance that lingers close, creating a darker, richer, more atmospheric aura wherever you go.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perfumer’s Alcohol, Natural Fragrance Oil, Distilled Water

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes and face.

Gravedancer Handmade Vegan Beard Oil has a bold, captivating scent that weaves together rich woods, deep musk, and intriguing hints of tobacco, amber, and spice. Perfect for those who seek a scent as mysterious and alluring as its name, "Gravedancer" offers both indulgent care and timeless fragrance.

Handcrafted to feel light yet deeply nourishing, our Gravedancer beard oil softens and conditions while leaving behind a bold, lingering presence. Rich woods and deep musk are layered with hints of tobacco, amber, and spice, creating a scent that is both captivating and mysterious. Designed for those who embrace the darker edge of refinement, Gravedancer delivers indulgent care with a timeless, alluring fragrance that lingers long after application.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Apricot Kernel Oil, Coconut Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Hemp Oil, Abyssinian Seed Oil, Argan Oil, Fragrance, Rosemary Leaf Extract

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes.
• If inflammation occurs, discontinue use immediately.

Handcrafted for smooth control and deep nourishment, Gravedancer Handmade Vegan Beard Styling Balm delivers dependable hold while keeping your beard soft, conditioned, and effortlessly styled. This plant-based formula helps tame unruly hairs, define your look, and lock in moisture without feeling heavy—making it an essential part of any daily grooming ritual.

Dark, alluring, and unmistakably bold, Gravedancer is a fragrance that commands attention. Rich woods and deep musk create a strong, grounding foundation, while notes of tobacco and warm amber add depth and sophistication. Hints of spice weave through the blend, lending an air of mystery and intrigue that lingers long after application.

Mysterious yet refined, Gravedancer embodies confidence, character, and timeless appeal. Crafted for those who walk their own path, it transforms everyday beard care into a ritual worthy of its unforgettable name.

Now included is a matching stainless steel pick, designed for clean, easy scraping and precise portioning of the balm—an elevated grooming tool that complements your daily ritual.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perilla Seed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Shea Butter, Argan Oil, Tribehenin, Babassu Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sunflower Wax, Fragrance, Vitamin E

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes.
• If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.
  

Discover the enigmatic allure of “Graveflower,” a handcrafted bar soap that captures the essence of mystery and elegance. Its fragrance is a delicate balance of powdery and floral notes, intertwined with the earthiness of a hidden garden and the subtle sweetness of forbidden fruit. This unique and addictive aroma is designed to enchant the senses, offering an olfactory journey that is both intriguing and irresistible. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Vegan
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair-Trade Certified Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Calendula Petals

A festive salute from a century past — this card brings the warmth and whimsy of Victorian Halloween celebrations right to your recipient's doorstep.

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

Send your holiday greetings with a mischievous twist using the 'Greetings from Krampus' Holiday Greeting Card! This eye-catching card features Krampus, the fearsome horned figure from German folklore, known for punishing naughty children during the Yule season.

Celebrate the eerie charm of Krampusnacht with a design that combines tradition and a playful dose of dark humor. The inside of the card is blank, providing plenty of space to add your own heartfelt, humorous, or quirky message. Perfect for adding a memorable and unique touch to your holiday well-wishes, this card is sure to stand out in a season of cheer.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110#
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

What the heck is a grievance journal?

Toxic positivity got you down? Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches" with glowing skin and zero problems telling you to manifest a better life by just "choosing" happiness? We are, too! So sick of it, in fact, that we created the perfect repository for all your existential angst and daily gripes! Introducing the Grievance Journal! Whether it's terrible drivers, annoying co-workers, heinous in-laws, or humanity at large causing you grief, don't stuff it down — express your rage on the pages within and move on with your interminably long life here in the hellscape we've all come to know and loathe!

Anti-Gratitude Journal Features Include:

• Hardcover
  
• Measures 6 x 9 inches
• 214 pages, with ample space for writing and doodling about your frustrations
• 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
• 52 funny de-motivational quotes designed to help you laugh at your own relentless angst
• 52 writing prompts, perfect for getting a fresh batch of annoyances on the page every week
• Made in the United States of America
  

It makes a perfect gift or stocking stuffer. This one sells out quickly, so don't wait!

Krampus is the assistant of Saint Nicholas in Central and Eastern Alpine folklore who scares children who have misbehaved, although some folklorists and anthropologists have speculated that Krampus may have pre-Christian origins. 

These warm and festive Holiday Stockings will liven up any fireplace. Soft and spacious, these stockings are ready for holiday treats and goodies. 

• 100% Polyester fleece
• 3" twill ribbon hanging loop
• Assembled in the USA
• Cuff Width: 11.81"
• Cuff to Heel Length: 17.32"
• Heel to Toe Length: 16.54"
• Image imprinted on both sides

Spooky season, meet old-world elegance. This antique Halloween card is the kind of greeting that lingers — beautifully strange, beautifully timeless.

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

A classic salutation rendered in the ornate hand of a Victorian illustrator — this card delivers your Halloween wishes with the gravitas they deserve.

Delight your friends and family with a vintage Halloween greeting card that captures the charm of yesteryear. Featuring an authentic Victorian greeting card design, these cards showcase intricate details and rich textures that evoke a truly antique aesthetic. The interior is left blank, offering ample space to pen your personalized message.

Lovingly crafted using artwork digitized and preserved from genuine 100+ year-old greeting cards and postcards, each piece is a tribute to history and craftsmanship. Perfect for those who appreciate timeless elegance and the nostalgic spirit of Halloween.

Folded Card

Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.

• Made in USA
• Standard Fine Finch 110# Card Stock
• Printed on HP Indigo Printers
• 7" x 5" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm) Front & Back Folded Card
• Blank White Envelopes Included

This all-natural handmade bar soap features an enticing autumn scent blend of crisp sweet apples, cinnamon, and cloves. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Fall seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay, Cinnamon Powder

Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen décor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

"Some people say women of a certain age shouldn't wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel

"There is no rule that says you can't be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn't commit to just one." dish towel

"Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn't stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19"x28"

Get ready to take a trip to the Holy Mountain. This essential oil blend is a breath of "fresh mountain air". Lavender, cedarwood and petitgrain begin the arrangement with notes of lemongrass, palmarosa and herbs to finish this complex mountain trip. With a sweet citrus background and an earthy base that lingers, this soap will remind you of fresh air on a hike through the woods. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is discontinued and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Lemongrass Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Lavender Buds, Parsley Powder

Serve your guests with a touch of whimsy with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Baba Yaga's mythical hut walking amongst the trees. Whether you're serving guests with a touch of whimsy or adding a unique statement piece to your decor, this platter seamlessly blends functionality with artful storytelling.

Baba Yaga is a legendary figure in Slavic mythology, known as a mysterious witch who resides in a magical, chicken-legged hut deep in the woods. Her home symbolizes the boundary between the ordinary and the supernatural, inviting tales of transformation, wisdom, and the unknown.

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. Perfect for dinner parties, seasonal displays, or anyone who appreciates the mysterious allure of Slavic mythology and the magic of the woods. Dishwasher safe for easy care and designed to spark conversation, this is a must-have for lovers of the extraordinary.

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out. 

"House by the Cemetery" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the eerie essence of a crumbling structure consumed by forest and moss. Its blend of earthy wood and moss scents is intertwined with rich amber tones and subtle spice notes, creating a fragrance that is both haunting and sophisticated. Perfect for those seeking an atmospheric cleansing experience, this soap brings the mystery of forgotten places into your everyday routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance

"House of Ideas" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap radiates the vibrant energy of a sun-soaked summer day. Its bright citrus aroma, crafted from a refreshing blend of bergamot, lemon, and orange with a hint of cassia, offers a uniquely invigorating experience. Perfect for all skin types, this vegan soap brings a lively and uplifting touch to your daily routine. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is discontinued and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Cassia Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Iron Oxide

A philosophical crisis you can wear.

This miniature tome-shaped enamel pin poses the eternal question: "how to live?"—with a skull perched on its cover like a morbid punctuation mark. Is it a self-help book for the undead, a gothic guide to existence, or just a cheeky reminder that nobody really knows what they’re doing?

• Hard enamel with glossy black and white detailing
• Measures approximately 1-1/8" tall
• Secure rubber clutch backing
• Perfect for existentialists, goths, librarians, and anyone spiraling stylishly

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or cloak and let the world know you're pondering life’s big questions with a wink and a skull.

Winter’s favorite fragrance has returned in a rich, skin-loving goat milk soap. Hyperviolet combines tart cranberry with warm, comforting spice notes for a scent that feels both bright and cozy, like your favorite cold-weather ritual wrapped into a bar.

Crafted with nourishing goat milk, this handmade soap creates a creamy lather that gently cleanses while helping your skin feel soft, smooth, and moisturized. The vibrant blend of cranberry and spice makes Hyperviolet a seasonal classic that's perfect for crisp mornings, snowy evenings, and anyone who can't get enough of winter scents. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:

• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Goat Milk
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Goat Milk, Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Titanium Oxide, Violet Ultramarine, Mica, Iron Oxides, Aluminum Powder, Sodium Silicate

Crisp notes of fresh cut pine and bright lemon will make you feel as if you're on a walk through a pine forest. A generous helping of bentonite clay helps cleanse and detoxify skin and hair, while the touch of aspen bark and walnut hull give that perfect "mountain man" feel. This soap is great for skin and hair, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Castor Oil), Fragrance, Bentonite Clay, Montmorillonite Clay, Spirulina Powder, Black Walnut Hull, Aspen Bark Extract, Chromium Oxide

Showcase your Asexual and Aromantic pride with a touch of humor using the "I Don't Bone" Enamel Lapel Pin. This eye-catching pin is 1-1/8" tall and features a quirky skeleton design set against the vibrant colors of the Asexual Flag, along with the playful phrase "I don't bone." It's the perfect way to bring awareness and celebrate your identity with style and wit.

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin is built to last. It fastens securely with a butterfly clasp, making it ideal for attaching to clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory you choose.

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer bourbon" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a wooden barrel, and the text below reads, "aging in sealed wooden barrels". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Let your friend or family member know you're there for them during a tough time with this funny greeting card that features a fresh take on an old joke. 

This card reads "I prefer men the same way I prefer my tea" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a used tea bag, and the text below reads, "In bags. Underwater.". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included