Embrace the cosmic horror this holiday season with our Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Holiday Stocking. With dimensions to fit all your eldritch gifts, this unique stocking is sure to delight Lovecraft fans. The Cthulhu Mythos, created by H.P. Lovecraft, delves into cosmic horror and ancient deities that exist beyond human comprehension. Central to the mythos is Cthulhu, a Great Old One who lies dormant beneath the ocean, awaiting the time when the stars align for his return.

This stocking is a must-have for any devotee of the Cthulhu Mythos and modern horror fiction.

Specifications: 

• 100% Polyester fleece
• 3" twill ribbon hanging loop
• Assembled in the USA
• Cuff Width: 11.81"
• Cuff to Heel Length: 17.32"
• Heel to Toe Length: 16.54"
• Image imprinted on both sides

Cats are always up to something, but this one is especially committed. The "If It Fits, I Sits" Coffin Cat Enamel Lapel Pin depicts a cat settling into an open coffin — because of course it does. Darkly funny, undeniably relatable, and finished with double butterfly clasps so it stays exactly where you put it.

• Hard enamel with gloss finish
• Double butterfly clasp backing
• Approximately 1⅛" tall

A unique blend of malt and mint, this refreshing soap is scented with peppermint, vanilla, clove and patchouli. It is clean and refreshing with earth and spice undertones. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Beer, Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Natural Fragrance, Lavender Essential Oil, Peppermint Essential Oil, Patchouli Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil), Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay

"In the Rainy Season" is a handcrafted bar soap infused with natural jasmine and gardenia fragrance rounded off with a green floral aroma that will linger long after you wash. If you like summery floral scents this is a great soap to try! This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Aloe Vera, Chromium Oxide

Experience the essence of nature with our handmade vegan bar soap, crafted from all-natural ingredients. This soap features a delightful blend of forest essential oils, capturing the rich aroma of evergreen trees with a subtle hint of lavender. Perfect for those who love the fresh, natural scent of the outdoors. Each batch varies in beautiful shades of light to medium green and violet pigments. Indulge in a refreshing and invigorating cleanse that leaves your skin feeling nourished and your senses revitalized. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fir Needle Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Parsley Powder, Ultramarines

If you're a quiet individual and a lover of all things feline, the "Introverted but Willing to Discuss Cats" Enamel Lapel Pin is the perfect way to express yourself. Wear it proudly on your jacket, backpack, or hat to let everyone know that while you might prefer a bit of solitude, you're always ready for a good cat conversation.

This pin features a secure butterfly clasp to keep it firmly in place and measures 1-1/8" wide, making it a charming yet subtle addition to your collection. Show off your love for cats and your unique personality with this delightful pin.

Let “Island Sun” brighten your day with its earthy undertones and a hint of island bliss. This handmade vegan bar soap captures the essence of a tropical paradise. Infused with a sweet and lemony fragrance, it features the zesty allure of lemongrass softened by a whisper of coconut. This all-natural soap is a gentle nod to those who adore the invigorating spirit of lemongrass but prefer a milder touch. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Lemongrass Essential Oil

It's Just a Phase

Carry the moon's mystique wherever you go with our heavy-duty canvas tote bag. Printed in full color with a vibrant moon phase design on a deep blue background, this bag captures the cyclical beauty of our celestial neighbor. The playful phrase "It's Just a Phase" adds a touch of humor, reminding us that most everything is temporary, but style is forever. Durable, spacious, and eco-friendly, it's the perfect companion for those who carry a piece of the night sky in their hearts.

Heavy-Duty Tote Bag

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Illuminate your space with our Moon Phase Square Throw Pillow, featuring a moon phase design on a dark blue background and the phrase "It's Just a Phase."

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for moon lovers and astrology enthusiasts, this pillow brings the magic of the night sky into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Some arrivals are final. The “Last Responder” Black Knit Beanie by Witchwood Bags pairs an embroidered hearse with white “Last Responder” lettering for a cold-weather dose of gallows humor.

Made from thick, soft 100% acrylic knit, this stretchy unisex beanie fits most head sizes. Pull it on for a cemetery stroll, a frosty morning coffee run, or an everyday outfit that leans toward the macabre. Warmth up top, deadpan delivery below.

• 100% acrylic knit
• Black with white embroidery
• Hearse motif with “Last Responder” lettering
• Soft, stretchy fit for most head sizes
• Unisex knit beanie by Witchwood Bags

For the glam ghoul whose arrival is fashionably fatal…

The Last Responder Hearse Black Cotton Beach Bag is equal parts campy, creepy, and oddly comforting. Featuring bold white text paired with a vintage hearse graphic, it makes your role in life (and death) crystal clear: you're showing up last, but with serious style.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this bag is designed to hold everything you need for dramatic beach entries, post-mortem picnics, or just a quiet afternoon of ominous people-watching. Sized at approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it easily fits your towel, snacks, sunscreen, and maybe a collection of antique obituaries.

The high-contrast design pops against the dark fabric—so even if you ghost the party, your vibe won't go unnoticed. Whether you're into medical-grade sarcasm or spooky-soft-core aesthetic, this tote puts the "fun" in funeral.

Because sometimes, the final word is the best-dressed one.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan
• All-Natural
• Skin Soothing Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Peppermint Essential Oil, Pine Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Tea Tree Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Myrrh Indian Essential Oil), Pine Tar, Sodium Bicarbonate, Bentonite Clay, Colloidal Oatmeal, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Comfrey Leaf Powder, Plantain Leaf Powder, Jewelweed Extract

Embrace your gothic style and dark humor with the "Let's Hide" Gothic Coffin Enamel Lapel Pin. This striking pin features a glossy black coffin with a cheeky silver banner reading "Let’s Hide." Crafted from high-quality metal and enamel, it boasts a shiny finish that catches the eye.

At approximately 1 inch tall, this pin secures easily with a reliable pin backing, making it perfect for adorning clothing, bags, hats, or any accessory of your choice. The coffin's sleek and elegant design, paired with the playful banner, adds a touch of flair to any outfit.

Lightning & Snow Handmade Roll-On Perfume captures the striking contrast between the energy of a winter storm and the calm that follows. Crisp cypress and cedar create a fresh, woodsy foundation, while soft jasmine and delicate iris add a subtle floral brightness. Clean, refreshing, and perfectly balanced, it evokes snow-covered forests, cold winter air, and the quiet stillness of a landscape blanketed in fresh snow.

Hand-blended in small batches, this roll-on perfume brings a fresh, atmospheric scent to your everyday ritual. Apply to pulse points to carry a little of that snow-covered forest with you.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perfumer’s Alcohol, Natural Fragrance Oil, Distilled Water

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes and face.

A crisp blend of cypress and cedar meets soft jasmine and iris, creating a woodsy yet balanced fragrance that evokes the stillness of winter air. Natural strawberry seeds add gentle exfoliation, leaving skin refreshed and lightly scented with this invigorating seasonal blend. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Winter seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Strawberry Seeds, Chromium Oxide, Ultramarines

This handmade bar soap blends eucalyptus, lemon, rosemary, clove, and cinnamon essential oils for a refreshing yet aromatic experience. Bright citrus and herbal notes create a crisp, clean foundation, while warm spices add depth and intrigue. With its swirl of gray and cream tones, Like Moonlight evokes the quiet glow of the moon, making each use feel both soothing and luminous. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All-Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Blend (Lemon Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Essential Oil, Rosemary Essential Oil, Clove Essential Oil, Cinnamon Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance), Kaolin Clay, Rhassoul Clay, Activated Charcoal, Iron Oxide

Unleash your inner rebel with the Live Deliciously Enamel Lapel Pin. This distinctive pin features a black goat, a symbol of independence and boldness, alongside a banner that proudly reads "Live Deliciously".

Crafted from durable alloy metal and glossy enamel, this pin ensures both longevity and a striking finish. The double butterfly clasp provides extra security, allowing you to fasten it confidently to your clothes, bags, hats, or wherever you want to make a statement. Celebrate a life of indulgence and freedom with this captivating enamel lapel pin.

Live Deliciously is a decadent blend of sweet vanilla and earthy sandalwood, creating a fragrance that is both comforting and sophisticated. The creamy sweetness is balanced by warm, woodsy undertones, resulting in a scent that feels indulgent yet grounded. Crafted in a dense, long-lasting bar, it produces a rich, velvety lather that pampers both face and body. This luxurious soap transforms everyday cleansing into a ritual of pleasure. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

This 1-1/8" enamel lapel pin features the phrase “Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath” rendered in white, black, blue, and gray enamel—equal parts cheeky and cursed. Crafted for those who cope with sarcasm and decorate with defiance, it’s a wearable wink at the absurdity of toxic positivity.

• Metal pin with white, black, blue, and gray enamel
• Measures approximately 1-1/8" tall
• Secures with a butterfly clasp
• Ideal for dark humorists, burnout survivors, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a “Live Laugh Love” sign

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or emotional support hoodie and let the world know: you’re laughing, but you’re not okay—and that’s okay.

For the elusive, the mysterious, and the mildly sunburned…

The Local Cryptid Black Cotton Beach Bag is your new stealthy summer companion—ideal for those who appear unexpectedly, vanish quietly, and carry more than just sunscreen. With bold white text that declares your status as a certified enigma, this bag blends cryptic charm with carry-all practicality.

Crafted from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's made for spontaneous disappearances to lakeside hideouts, shaded forest picnics, or dramatic beach exits. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it comfortably holds your towel, snacks, field notes on sightings, and maybe a jar of swamp water (no judgment).

The high-contrast print makes your identity delightfully unclear—while your bag says "Local Cryptid," no one really knows for sure. Whether you're ghosting group chats or avoiding small talk by the waves, this bag has your back. Literally.

Rarely seen. Occasionally caffeinated. The “Local Cryptid” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags pairs a classic black cap with embroidered lettering for those who prefer their public appearances brief and mildly mysterious.

Made from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Wear it for a woodland wander, a late-night snack run, or an unexpected sighting at your usual coffee shop. No blurry photographic evidence required.

• Black dad hat with “Local Cryptid” embroidered lettering
• Breathable cotton-blend fabric
• Adjustable back clasp
• Unisex style by Witchwood Bags

Fall in love with the enchanting aroma of Love Potion, a unique and captivating fragrance that will make you feel irresistible and romantic. Love Potion soy wax melts are handmade in the United Kingdom using the finest quality soy wax and fragrance oils, ensuring a long-lasting and clean-melting scent. Each pack contains four wax melts that can be used in any wax warmer or melter. 

Love Potion soy wax melts are scented with a fruity, floral combination of sweet peaches, apricot, strawberries and blackcurrant to capture the heart of every hopeless romantic. White musk notes create a soft and sensual aroma that is both comforting and alluring. Whether you use it for date night, relaxation, or simply to create a cozy atmosphere, Love Potion will make you feel entranced by its seductive scent. 

Love Potion soy wax melts are vegan-friendly, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly. They come in a reusable black tin that is easy to store and use. To enjoy Love Potion, simply pop one or two wax melts into your warmer or burner and let the fragrance fill your space. You can also mix and match different wax melts to create your own custom blends.

Love Potion soy wax melts are the perfect gift for yourself or someone special who loves sweet and sensual things. Discover the magic of Love Potion!

Size: 2" Dia. x 1" H. 
Contents; 4 wax melts

Love Spell captures the allure of its namesake perfume with a luscious blend of ripe berries and silky cream. The sweetness is balanced by soft notes of white musk, adding depth and a touch of sophistication. The result is a fragrance that feels both playful and enchanting, perfect for those who enjoy a romantic, indulgent scent in their daily ritual. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Ultramarines, Illite Clay, Kaolin Clay

Illuminate your space with our "Many Mushrooms" Throw Pillow, featuring a design of multi-colored mushrooms on a dark forest green background. Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for nature lovers and those who appreciate whimsical design, this pillow brings the enchanting beauty of the forest into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
(In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)

Serve your guests with a touch of horror with this unique serving platter. This platter is manufactured from revolutionary ThermoSāf® Polymer and features a detailed image of Cthulhu, the ancient cosmic entity from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. 

Whether you use it for cheese, crackers, fruits, or other snacks, this platter will surely impress your friends and family with its originality and craftsmanship. This platter is also a great gift for fans of horror literature, mythology, sci-fi, and fantasy. Unleash the power of Cthulhu in your kitchen. 

“ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!"

What is ThermoSāf® Polymer? ThermoSāf® Polymer is a high-quality, durable, and safe material designed to withstand the rigors of everyday use. While it is a type of plastic, it is dense and of superior quality, making it an excellent choice for dinnerware. This material is not only robust but also free from harmful chemicals like BPA, melamine, and formaldehyde, ensuring a healthier dining experience for you and your family.

Key Features:
• Microwave Safe: Heat your meals with ease.
• Oven Safe: Suitable for use in convection or conventional ovens.
• Dishwasher-Safe: Easy to clean, whether in commercial or residential dishwashers.
• BPA-Free: Safe for you and your family.
• No Melamine or Formaldehyde: Ensuring a healthier dining experience.
• Heat Resistant: Withstands temperatures up to 300°F for 60 minutes.
• Made in the U.S.A.: Proudly manufactured with high-quality standards.
• Size: 10" x 14" (25.5 cm x 35.5 cm)

Perfect for everyday use or special occasions, this platter combines functionality with a unique design that stands out.

Midsommar evokes the gentle beauty of wandering through sunlit fields of wildflowers, where soft, powdery floral notes linger in the air. The fragrance is delicate yet uplifting, capturing the serenity of a summer meadow. Infused with oatmeal, this bar offers natural exfoliation while soothing and calming the skin, making each use both refreshing and comforting. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Oatmeal, Iron Oxide

Illuminate your space with our "Monstera Madness" Throw Pillow, featuring a design of bright green monstera plant leaves on a black background. Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for plant lovers and those who appreciate bold, tropical design, this pillow brings the lush beauty of the jungle into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry