Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance, Annatto Seed Powder

Seabeast is a soap inspired by the many faces of the ocean. This soap will whisk you away on a dive to the deep blue with icy notes of peppermint and menthol along with musky notes of warm amber and bourbon. Rich avocado oil will add back moisture which helps balance out the exfoliating pumice and bentonite clay that gives this soap its characteristic grit. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado Oil), Pumice, Fragrance, Peppermint Essential Oil, Bentonite Clay, Salt, Menthol, Ultramarines, Iron Oxide

Handcrafted for smooth control and deep nourishment, Seabeast Handmade Vegan Beard Styling Balm delivers a reliable hold while keeping your beard soft, conditioned, and effortlessly styled. This plant-based formula tames unruly strands, shapes with ease, and seals in moisture without heaviness—perfect for everyday grooming with a touch of adventure.

Inspired by the ever-changing nature of the ocean, Seabeast opens with a rush of icy peppermint and cooling menthol, evoking the crisp, invigorating spray of sea air. Beneath the freshness lies a darker, more mysterious layer—warm amber and smooth bourbon mingle with subtle musk, creating a scent that is both refreshing and deeply grounding.

Bold yet balanced, Seabeast captures the spirit of the deep—wild, powerful, and endlessly captivating—transforming your grooming routine into a refreshing escape beneath the waves.

Now included is a matching stainless steel pick, designed for clean, easy scraping and precise portioning of the balm—an elevated grooming tool that complements your daily ritual.

Highlights

• Vegan
• Naturally derived ingredients
• Handcrafted in small batches

Ingredients

Perilla Seed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Shea Butter, Argan Oil, Tribehenin, Babassu Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sunflower Wax, Fragrance, Vitamin E

Safety

• Flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.
• Avoid eyes.
• If irritation occurs, discontinue use immediately.

Capture the bright, crisp energy of early fall with September Sun Handmade Vegan Bar Soap, a refreshing seasonal favorite that awakens your senses. This handcrafted bar features an invigorating blend of sweet orange and tart cranberry, creating a perfectly balanced scent that is both uplifting and subtly cozy. Its rich, creamy lather gently cleanses while leaving your skin feeling soft, refreshed, and nourished. Gentle enough for both face and body, it’s a versatile addition to your everyday routine. Approximately 5 oz. 

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Sunflower Oil), Fragrance, Orange Essential Oil, Ultramarines, Iron Oxide

No confession necessary. The “Sinner” Embroidered Dad Hat by Witchwood Bags puts a defiant word on a classic black cap, giving your everyday wardrobe a quietly rebellious edge.

Crafted from a breathable cotton blend, this unisex dad hat features an adjustable back clasp for an easy everyday fit. Wear it for a record-store detour, a late coffee run, or an afternoon with absolutely no plans to behave. The embroidered lettering says enough.

• Black dad hat with “Sinner” embroidered lettering
• Breathable cotton-blend fabric
• Adjustable back clasp
• Unisex style by Witchwood Bags

Add a touch of playful spookiness to your decor with the "Skeleton Birds" Throw Pillow. Featuring an adorable pattern of white and gray skeleton birds frolicking among skeletal plants on a dark gray background, this pillow blends the macabre with the cute.

Perfect for whimsical goth and witchy decor, it's also suitable for children's rooms and makes a unique goth baby shower gift. Let these charming skeleton birds bring a smile and a hint of the unusual to your living space.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Brighten someone's day with a little dark humor. 

This card reads "Let me slip into something more comfortable" on the front. The interior has an illustration of a gurney, and the text below reads, "like a coma". The interior has plenty of room to add your own message. This card is printed on heavy matte card stock and includes a matching white envelope. 

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Funny floral greeting card reads, "Roses are Red, Knowledge is Power" on the front, and "Go Smash the Patriarchy, You Beautiful Flower" on the inside, with plenty of room for you to write your own note and signature. Ideal gift idea for a graduation, baby shower, breakup, divorce, coming out, or encouragement for a friend.

This is an original Bleak Boutique design. Each card set is printed on-demand and made-to-order, so please allow 3–5 days for production.

Available individually, or in 8-packs, 16-packs, and 24-packs — each comes with size-matching white envelopes.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
• Printing on the outside and inside
• Matte finish
• Matching white envelopes included

Our snarky birds dish towels are the perfect gift for fans of nature and dark humor alike. They're one size fits all and add a dash of sass to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a gothic Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "See You in Hell" Bird Dish Towel

• "Everything Popular is Wrong" Bird Dish Towel

• "See You in Hell" Dish Towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

A raven perched on a red rose, a blue banner reading Solitude draped across its back. This pin wears its mood openly — melancholic, composed, and entirely unbothered. Pin it to a jacket, bag, or collar and let it say what you don't need to.

• Hard enamel with gloss finish
• Butterfly clasp backing
• Approximately 1⅛" tall

There's a reason we call it Song of the Siren, because once you smell this amazing soap... there's no turning back! This soap captures the purest essence of the sea -- a scent blend of pure ocean water layered with shipwreck wood and musk. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz. 

This soap is a Summer seasonal variety and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Ultramarines, Chromium Oxide

Spellbound is a creamy, skin-softening bar soap with a floral scent that opens in wild orchid, jasmine, and gardenia, then settles into softer notes of neroli and woods. The result is lush, shadowy, and thoroughly intoxicating without losing its everyday usefulness.

Use it on your face or body for a rich lather from a dense, long-lasting bar. The natural formula is suitable for all skin types and leaves skin feeling clean and glowing. Approximately 5 oz.

Soap details

• Handcrafted bar soap, approximately 5 oz.
• Vegan and all-natural formula.
• Sustainably sourced palm oil.
• Fair Trade.
• Suitable for face or body and all skin types.

Full ingredients

Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Natural Fragrance Oil, Kaolin Clay (White), Zinc Oxide, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide, Tin Oxide, Ultramarines.

A floral bar for bathing at the edge of the woods.

Our Splendid Wrath dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who believes revenge is best served hot—and preferably with a side of grilled cheese. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a bold, unapologetic flair to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great feminist gift, witchy housewarming present, or just a treat for yourself when you're feeling hex-positive.

This three pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while making a statement. Whether you're drying dishes or plotting your next move, these towels are here for it.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

• "Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy, melty grilled cheese and well-crafted revenge plot" dish towel
• "Practice self-care like a Venus Flytrap—stay hydrated and destroy whatever pest invades your personal space" dish towel
• "A woman's place is at the helm of a powerful coven, where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men" dish towel

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality
• 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Our heavy-duty tote bags are practical and high-quality accessories that provide comfort with style. Great for the beach or out in town, this durable tote is made from durable and reliable materials that are made to last. This stylish bag is a fashionable accessory for school, sports, shopping, travel, or anywhere life takes you.

• 100% Polyester
• 18"x17"x3.5" (handle height 14")
• Boxed corners
• Black cotton handles
• Black lining

Enchant your space with the "Spooky Spells, Bats, and Mushrooms" Throw Pillow, featuring hand-drawn mushrooms, mystical hands, and adorable bats in crisp white on a deep black background.

Perfect for maximalist dark decor, this pillow adds a bold statement to any room, blending seamlessly with cottagecore, dark boho, and dark hippy styles. It's a celebration of dark aesthetics and a perfect gift for those who appreciate the night's allure.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Immerse yourself in the essence of crisp mountain air and rich spices. Delicate hints of musk meld effortlessly with the subtle notes of dianthus and frankincense, creating a robust and captivating aroma. Enhanced with pumice for gentle exfoliation, this luxurious soap not only cleanses but also revitalizes your skin. The sophisticated scent exudes confidence and elegance, making it the perfect choice for those who appreciate a bold yet refined fragrance in their daily grooming ritual. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

This soap is discontinued and sales are limited to remaining stock.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Pumice, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxide

A final sip of sun before the shadows stretch. Summer Ends fizzes with the tart sparkle of watermelon lemonade, a scent that feels bright, nostalgic, and just a little unruly. Skin is softened by rich moisturizers while poppy seed exfoliators polish away the last traces of heat. This is a farewell to golden days, wrapped in citrus fizz and melon mist

Each bomb averages 4.5 oz and is about 2.5" in diameter. 

Full Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Arrowroot Powder, Fragrance, Poppy Seeds, Water, Sunflower Oil, Polysorbate 80, Red Lake 40, Blue Lake 1, Yellow Lake 5, Isopropyl Alcohol

Highlights: 
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Avocado Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Salt, Oatmeal, Illite Clay, Dye, Aloe Vera, Iron Oxide, Activated Charcoal

For the resilient, the rebellious, and the gloriously unkillable…

The Surviving Purely Out of Spite Black Cotton Beach Bag is more than just an accessory—it's a whole mood. With bold white text that tells the world exactly what fuels your lifeforce (hint: it's not kale smoothies), this unapologetic tote is built for beach days, battle cries, and begrudging self-care.

Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, it's as durable as your ability to power through nonsense. Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it's got plenty of room for sunblock, snacks, grudges, and maybe a cursed seashell or two.

The high-contrast design pops against the black fabric, turning your emotional survival strategy into art you can carry. Whether you're reclaiming your time on a sandy shore or manifesting petty victories by the pool, this bag isn't just surviving—it's thriving, theatrically.

Go ahead, pack your things—and your sass.

Enhance your space with our "Swan Rush and Iris" Throw Pillow, inspired by Walter Crane's iconic artwork. Featuring silhouetted swans against a stylized background of golden rushes and irises on a dark blue-green backdrop, this pillow captures the elegance and beauty of Crane's design.

Crafted from 100% polyester microfiber, the fabric is soft, durable, and wrinkle-resistant. The hidden zipper closure ensures easy insertion and removal of the pillow insert. Perfect for those who appreciate classic art and sophisticated decor, this pillow brings a touch of timeless beauty into your home.

Throw Pillows

Add a personal touch to your space with amazing broadcloth pillows. These pillows are super soft and durable which means they are a fully functional piece of art that are meant to be used.

• Durable Polyester Broadcloth Fabric That is Soft To The Touch
• Pillow Insert Has Polyester/Polyfill
• Fully Concealed Beige Zipper With Metal Pull
• Dye-Sublimated Print Using Non-Solvent Water-Based Inks With No VOCs
• Spot Treatment with Damp Cloth; Tumble Dry

Declare your duality with unapologetic edge. The "Swing Both Ways" lapel pin is a gleaming enameled zinc alloy sword, forged for those who walk both paths and carve their own. With its sleek blade and vibrant bi pride colors, this pin slices through silence and speaks volumes.

Fastened with a secure butterfly clasp, it’s built for battle—whether you wear it on your jacket, backpack, or armor of choice. Sharp, symbolic, and ready to slay.

Introducing "Sworn to the Dark," the latest star in our fragrance-free soap collection. This bar soap is crafted with the purest natural ingredients, free from any added colorants or fragrance. This bar, with its special formulation, harnesses the purifying power of activated charcoal to offer a gentle yet effective cleansing experience. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Vegan
• Unscented / No Added Colorants
• All Natural

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Activated Charcoal

"The Ancient Ones" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap exudes an air of timeless sophistication and intrigue. Crafted with a unique blend of salt and clay, this soap offers a luxurious cleanse while its complex fragrance unfolds layers of pineapple, juniper berries, lavender, neroli, coriander, and ginger. Hints of violet, cactus, sage, bergamot, and cardamom are seamlessly woven with deep notes of sandalwood, amber, musk, vetiver, cedar, mahogany, and pepper. The result is a scent that is mysterious, refined, and subtly masculine—an ode to elegance for all skin types. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Salt, Chromium Oxide, Ultramarines

"The Changeling Prince" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap evokes the transformative magic of late summer evenings, where warmth merges with the whispers of the woods. Its invigorating blend of lemongrass and orange sweeps your senses through sunlit fields, while notes of sweet petitgrain, cedar, and sage drift on the breeze, as if carried by a mysterious and ever-shifting presence. This vegan soap brings an earthy sophistication to your skincare, offering a cleansing experience as enchanting as its name. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Natural Fragrance Oil Blend (Lemongrass Essential Oil, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Natural Fragrance, Orange Essential Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil), Rosehip Powder

"The Decaying Light" Handmade Vegan Bar Soap embodies the quiet allure of fading warmth and shadows. Its unique blend of eucalyptus, lavender, and fir needle creates a fresh, herbaceous beginning, balanced by the sweet and spicy depths of clove and cinnamon. Enhanced with poppy seeds for gentle exfoliation and spirulina for its natural hue, this vegan soap offers a sensory experience that is as invigorating as it is mysterious. This soap is great for face or body, with a rich lather in a long-lasting, dense bar. Approximately 5 oz.

Due to extremely high demand this item goes out of stock occasionally for short periods of time. We will notify you if your order processing is delayed.

Highlights:
• Sustainably-Sourced Palm Oil
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Fair Trade Ingredients

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Sunflower Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil), Essential Oil Blend (Lavender Essential Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Essential Oil, Fir Needle Essential Oil, Clove Essential, Cinnamon Essential Oil), Poppy Seeds, Spirulina Powder

Step into the quiet glow of sun-washed stone with The Desert Lair, a warm and grounding bar inspired by the stillness of desert air. Woods, citrus, and spice create a balanced, earthy fragrance that feels bright at the top, softly spiced in the middle, and anchored by deep, rugged warmth. Swirls of yellow, sage green, and desert tan echo the scent's natural harmony, giving the bar a sunlit, windswept look that feels both wild and refined.

Made with vegan ingredients, The Desert Lair creates a creamy, soothing lather that leaves skin feeling clean, soft, and centered. Perfect for both face and body, it brings a touch of desert calm to your daily routine, offering a small moment of golden stillness every time you step into the bath. Approximately 5 oz.

Highlights:

• Sustainably‑Sourced Palm Oil
• Fair Trade
• Vegan

Full ingredients:
Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Grapeseed Oil), Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Iron Oxides, Turmeric, Green Chromium Oxide