When your body is throwing a full‑scale tantrum, The Notorious V.A.G. steps in with softness, strength, and a whole lot of attitude. This caffeine‑free blend is crafted with botanicals traditionally used for comfort and relaxation, making it a go‑to for days when you’re crampy, sore, bloated, or just feeling like your uterus is plotting against you. It’s also a delicious choice any time you want something soothing, grounding, and naturally sweet.
This blend brings together hibiscus, rooibos, chamomile, rose hips, raspberry leaf, and licorice root, creating a smooth, floral, slightly tart cup that feels like a warm hug with a wink. Cramp bark adds an earthy depth, making this a favorite for post‑workout sips or anytime your body needs a little extra kindness.
Comforting, delicious, and unapologetically fierce — just like you.
Never apologize for being a powerful woman
Even when your uterus is in a full‑on rage
This tea helps you ride out the storm
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Organic ingredients
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic rooibos, organic raspberry leaf, organic orange peel, organic cramp bark, organic hibiscus, organic chamomile, organic rose hips, organic licorice root
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.