When your body feels like it’s brewing its own personal storm, Thunder Cunt is the blend that shows up with unapologetic power. Built on a bold yerba mate base, this mix brings together a lineup of botanicals chosen for their grounding, comforting, and energizing qualities. It’s crafted for days when you feel crampy, cloudy, bloated, or just plain over it — the moments when you need something strong, steady, and a little bit wild.
Smooth, earthy, and deeply satisfying, this blend is your storm‑calming companion. Whether you’re riding out a rough cycle, a rough mood, or a rough day, Thunder C*nt is here to help you reclaim your fire.
Honor your wild strength
Your body is a fierce force
When cramps strike like lightning and
you’re feeling bloated, drained, and stormy
Thunder C*nt to the rescue
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Organic ingredients
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic yerba mate, organic peppermint, organic raspberry leaf, organic chamomile, organic ginger, organic cramp bark, organic lemon balm (melissa), organic chasteberry (vitex), organic yarrow flower
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.