Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where coffee is a weak substitute for financial stability, and haunting your workplace is just another unpaid side gig. Featuring adorable ghostly artwork by the queer-owned rebel art shop Happy Impulse, these socks are your official uniform for navigating capitalism with as little enthusiasm as possible.
With “Make Rent or Die Trying” on one side and “Screw Work” on the other, they’re the perfect statement for lurking in the break room, crashing on the couch, or staring blankly into the void. Made from a breathable blend of combed cotton, nylon, and spandex, they offer durability, stretch, and comfort—because even ghosts need cozy socks.
Slip them on, drag yourself through another day, and wear your exhaustion with pride. The club that never sleeps welcomes you.