When you need to slow down, warm up, and shut out the noise of the world, Zen as Fuck is the blend that wraps you in instant comfort. This caffeine‑free herbal mix delivers a peppery, grounding warmth that spreads through your whole body like a cozy blanket fresh from the dryer. It’s soothing, aromatic, and deeply satisfying — the kind of tea you reach for when you want to unwind without losing your edge.
Perfect for chilly nights, stressful days, or any moment when you need to breathe, reset, and reclaim your calm. One sip and you’ll feel that inner exhale you’ve been craving.
You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullshit
This om‑azing tea helps you
Zen the fuck out
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Organic ingredients
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), organic ginger, organic gotu kola, organic cinnamon, organic lemon peel, organic peppercorn
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.