For the sleep-deprived siren who still manages to slay at the shore…
The Dead Tired Black Cotton Beach Bag is your perfect plus-one for beach days fueled by caffeine, sarcasm, and vibes darker than your under-eye circles. With bold white text that calls out your exhausted excellence, it’s ideal for anyone dragging themselves through summer like a stylish member of the undead.
Made from 100% black cotton and fully washable, this tote is built for sandy naps, ghosting responsibilities, and carrying more emotional baggage than snacks (but also snacks). Measuring approximately 18.5" W x 13" H x 4" D (47 cm x 33 cm x 10 cm), it can comfortably hold your essentials—sunscreen, shades, cursed lip balm, and the existential dread you packed for fun.
The high-contrast design pops against the midnight fabric, making your mood obvious without saying a word. Whether you're crashing on a beach towel or doom-scrolling in the sun, this bag is your vibe: barely hanging on, but doing it fashionably.
Running on fumes, resting in peace.