Sharpen your morning ritual with a blend that refuses to let your brain coast. Smart Ass combines bright green tea and smooth oolong with a powerhouse lineup of botanicals, including ginkgo biloba and eleuthero root. The names may be hard to pronounce, but the vibe is simple: bold, focused, and ready to kick your day into gear. A touch of lemon rounds everything out with a clean, refreshing finish.
This is the blend for days when your thoughts feel like they’re buffering, your words won’t load, or your brain is still asleep at the wheel. Smart Ass shows up with attitude, flavor, and just enough bite to get you moving.
Face‑palm on the daily
Is “uhhh” your favorite word
Get your head out of your ass
Be smarter. Drink this tea.
Details
- Net wt: 2 oz (56 g), approx. 20 cups
- Caffeinated
- Handcrafted in the Sierra Mountains
- Packaged in recycled materials
Ingredients
Organic oolong, organic chun-mee green tea, organic ginkgo biloba, organic eleuthero root (ginseng), organic lemongrass, organic lemon peel
Important Note
Statements from ModestMix regarding herbal and natural teas have not been evaluated by the FDA. These teas are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always read product labels carefully and consult your healthcare provider with any concerns or medical conditions.